Part 27 (1/2)
”We were real f.u.c.kin' persuasive,” Joey said.
”Des,” Tachyon said, sounding confused. ”What are you doing here? Do you know these people?”
Elephant-face twitched his trunk. ”Since the day before yesterday, yes, in a manner of speaking. They came to me. The hour was late, but a phone call from the Great and Powerful Turtle does pique one's interest. He offered his help, and I accepted. I even told them where you lived.”
Tachyon ran a hand through his tangled, filthy hair. ”I'm sorry about Mal. Do you know anything about Angelface? You know how much she meant to me.”
”In dollars and cents, I know quite precisely,” Des said.
Tachyon's mouth gaped open. He looked hurt. Tom felt sorry for him. ”I wanted to go to you,” he said. ”I didn't know where to find you.”
Joey laughed. ”He's listed in the f.u.c.kin' phone book, dork. Ain't that many guys named Xavier Desmond.” He looked at the sh.e.l.l. ”How the f.u.c.k is he gonna find the lady if he couldn't even find his buddy here?”
Desmond nodded. ”An excellent point. This isn't going to work. Just look at him!” His trunk pointed. ”What good is he? We're wasting precious time.”
”We did it your way,” Tom replied. ”We're getting nowhere. No one's talking. He can get the information we need.”
”I don't understand any of this,” Tachyon interrupted.
Joey made a disgusted sound. He had found a beer somewhere and was cracking the cap.
”What's happening?” Tach asked.
”If you had been the least bit interested in anything besides cognac and cheap tarts, you might know,” Des said icily.
”Tell him what you told us,” Tom commanded. When he knew, Tachyon would surely help, he thought. He had had to. to.
Des gave a heavy sigh. ”Angelface had a heroin habit. She hurt, you know. Perhaps you noticed that from time to time, Doctor? The drug was the only thing that got her through the day. Without it, the pain would have driven her insane. Nor was hers an ordinary junkie's habit. She used uncut heroin in quant.i.ties that would have killed any normal user. You saw how minimally it affected her. The joker metabolism is a curious thing. Do you have any idea how expensive heroin is, Doctor Tachyon? Never mind, I see that you don't. Angelface made quite a bit of money from the Funhouse, but it was never enough. Her source gave her credit until she was in far over her head, then demanded . . . call it a promissory note. Or a Christmas present. She had no choice. It was that or be cut off. She hoped to come up with the money, being an eternal optimist. She failed. On Christmas morning her source came by to collect. Mal wasn't about to let them have her. They insisted.”
Tachyon was squinting in the glare of the lights. His image began to roll upward. ”Why didn't she tell me?” he said.
”I suppose she didn't want to burden you, Doctor. It might have taken the fun out of your self-pitying binges.”
”Have you told the police?”
”The police? Ah, yes. New York's finest. The ones who seem so curiously uninterested whenever a joker is beaten or killed, yet ever so diligent if a tourist is robbed. The ones who so regularly arrest, hara.s.s, and brutalize any joker who has the poor taste to live anywhere outside of Jokertown. Perhaps we might consult the officer who commented that raping a joker woman is more a lapse in taste than a crime.” Des snorted. ”Doctor Tachyon, where do you think Angelface bought her drugs? Do you think any ordinary street pusher would have access to uncut heroin in the quant.i.ties she needed? The police were were her source. The head of the Jokertown narcotics squad, if you care to be precise. Oh, I'll grant you that it's unlikely the whole department is involved. Homicide may be conducting a legitimate investigation. What do you think they'd say if we told them that Bannister was the murderer? You think they'd arrest one of their own? On the strength of my testimony, or the testimony of any joker?” her source. The head of the Jokertown narcotics squad, if you care to be precise. Oh, I'll grant you that it's unlikely the whole department is involved. Homicide may be conducting a legitimate investigation. What do you think they'd say if we told them that Bannister was the murderer? You think they'd arrest one of their own? On the strength of my testimony, or the testimony of any joker?”
”We'll make good her note,” Tachyon blurted. ”We'll give this man his money or the Funhouse or whatever it is he wants.”
”The promissory note,” Desmond said wearily, ”was not for the Funhouse.”
”Whatever it was, give it to him!”
”She promised him the only thing she still had that he wanted,” Desmond said. ”Herself. Her beauty and her pain. The word's out on the street, if you know how to listen. There's going to be a very special New Year's Eve party somewhere in the city. Invitation only. Expensive. A unique thrill. Bannister will have her first. He's wanted that for a long time. But the other guests will have their turn. Jokertown hospitality.”
Tachyon's mouth worked soundlessly for a moment. ”The police police?” he finally managed. He looked as shocked as Tom had been when Desmond told him and Joey.
”Do you think they love us, Doctor? We're freaks. We're diseased diseased. Jokertown is a h.e.l.l, a dead end, and the Jokertown police are the most brutal, corrupt, and incompetent in the city. I don't think anyone planned what happened at the Funhouse, but it happened, and Angelface knows too much. They can't let her live, so they're going to have some fun with the joker c.u.n.t.”
Tom Tudbury leaned toward his microphone. ”I can rescue her,” he said. ”These f.u.c.kers haven't seen anything like the Great and Powerful Turtle. But I can't find find her.” her.”
Des said, ”She has a lot of friends. But none of us can read minds, or make a man do something he doesn't want to.”
”I can't can't,” Tachyon protested. He seemed to shrink into himself, to edge away from them, and for an instant Tom thought the little man was going to run away. ”You don't understand.”
”What a f.u.c.kin' candy-a.s.s,” Joey said loudly.
Watching Tachyon crumble on his screens, Tom Tudbury finally ran out of patience. ”If you fail, you fail,” he said. ”And if you don't try, you fail too, so what the f.u.c.k difference does it make? Jetboy failed, but at least he tried tried. He wasn't an ace, he wasn't a G.o.dd.a.m.ned Takisian Takisian, he was just a guy with a jet, but he did what he could.”
”I want to. I . . . just . . . can't can't.”
Des trumpeted his disgust. Joey shrugged.
Inside his sh.e.l.l, Tom sat in stunned disbelief. He wasn't going to help. He hadn't believed it, not really. Joey had warned him, Desmond too, but Tom had insisted, he'd been sure, this was Doctor Doctor Tachyon Tachyon, of course he'd help, maybe he was having some problems, but once they explained the situation to him, once they made it clear what was at stake and how much they needed him-he had had to help. But he was saying no. It was the last G.o.dd.a.m.ned straw. to help. But he was saying no. It was the last G.o.dd.a.m.ned straw.
He twisted the volume k.n.o.b up all the way. ”YOU SON OF A b.i.t.c.h,” he boomed, and the sound hammered out over the plaza. Tachyon flinched away. ”YOU NO-GOOD f.u.c.kING LITTLE ALIEN CHICKENs.h.i.+T!” Tachyon stumbled backward down the stairs, but the Turtle drifted after him, loudspeakers blaring. ”IT WAS ALL A LIE, WASN'T IT? EVERYTHING IN THE COMIC BOOKS, EVERYTHING IN THE PAPERS, IT WAS ALL A STUPID LIE. ALL MY LIFE THEY BEAT ME UP AND THEY CALLED ME A f.u.c.kING WIMP AND A COWARD BUT YOU'RE YOU'RE THE COWARD, YOU a.s.sHOLE, YOU s.h.i.+TTY LITTLE WHINER, YOU WON'T EVEN TRY, YOU DON'T GIVE A d.a.m.n ABOUT ANYBODY, ABOUT YOUR FRIEND ANGELFACE OR ABOUT KENNEDY OR JETBOY OR ANYBODY, YOU HAVE ALL THESE f.u.c.kING POWERS AND YOU'RE THE COWARD, YOU a.s.sHOLE, YOU s.h.i.+TTY LITTLE WHINER, YOU WON'T EVEN TRY, YOU DON'T GIVE A d.a.m.n ABOUT ANYBODY, ABOUT YOUR FRIEND ANGELFACE OR ABOUT KENNEDY OR JETBOY OR ANYBODY, YOU HAVE ALL THESE f.u.c.kING POWERS AND YOU'RE NOTHING NOTHING, YOU WON'T DO ANYTHING, YOU'RE WORSE THAN OSWALD OR BRAUN OR ANY OF THEM.” Tachyon staggered down the steps, hands over his ears, shouting something unintelligible, but Tom was past listening. His anger had a life of its own now. He lashed out, and the alien's head snapped around and reddened with the force of the slap. ”a.s.sHOLE!” Tom was shrieking. ”YOU'RE THE ONE IN A Sh.e.l.l.” Invisible blows rained down on Tachyon in a fury. He reeled, fell, rolled a third of the way down the stairs, tried to get back to his feet, was bowled over again, and bounced down to the street head over heels. ”a.s.sHOLE!” the Turtle thundered. ”RUN, YOU s.h.i.+THEAD. GET OUT OF HERE, OR I'LL THROW YOU IN THE d.a.m.nED RIVER! RUN, YOU LITTLE WIMP, BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TURTLE REALLY GETS UPSET! RUN, d.a.m.n IT! YOU'RE THE ONE IN THE Sh.e.l.l! YOU'RE THE ONE IN THE Sh.e.l.l!”
And he ran, das.h.i.+ng blindly from one streetlight to the next, until he was lost in the shadows. Tom Tudbury watched him vanish on the sh.e.l.l's array of television screens. He felt sick and beaten. His head was throbbing. He needed a beer, or an aspirin, or both. When he heard the sirens coming, he scooped up Joey and Desmond and set them on top of his sh.e.l.l, killed his lights, and rose straight up into the night, high, high up, into darkness and cold and silence.
That night Tach slept the sleep of the d.a.m.ned, thras.h.i.+ng about like a man in a fever dream, crying out, weeping, walking again and again from nightmares, only to drift back into them. He dreamt he was back on Takis, and his hated cousin Zabb was boasting about a new s.e.x toy, but when he brought her out it was Blythe, and he raped her right there in front of him. Tach watched it all, powerless to intervene; her body writhed beneath his and blood flowed from her mouth and ears and v.a.g.i.n.a. She began to change, into a thousand joker shapes each more horrible than the last, and Zabb went right on, raping them all as they screamed and struggled. But afterward, when Zabb rose from the corpse covered with blood, it wasn't his cousin's face at all, it was his own, worn and dissipated, a coa.r.s.e coa.r.s.e face, eyes reddened and puffy, long red hair tangled and greasy, features distorted by alcoholic bloat or perhaps by a Funhouse mirror. face, eyes reddened and puffy, long red hair tangled and greasy, features distorted by alcoholic bloat or perhaps by a Funhouse mirror.
He woke around noon, to the terrible sound of Tiny weeping outside his window. It was more than he could stand. It was all more than he could stand. He stumbled to the window and threw it open and screamed at the giant to be quiet, to stop, to leave him alone, to give him peace, please, but Tiny went on and on, so much pain, so much guilt, so much shame, why couldn't they let him be, he couldn't take it anymore, no, shut up, shut up, please shut up please shut up, and suddenly Tach shrieked and reached out with his mind and plunged into Tiny's head and shut him up.
The silence was thunderous.
The nearest phone booth was in a candy store a block down. Vandals had ripped the phone book to shreds. He dialed information and got the listing for Xavier Desmond on Christie Street, only a short walk away. The apartment was a fourth-floor walk-up above a mask shop. Tachyon was out of breath by the time he got to the top.
Des opened the door on the fifth knock. ”You,” he said.
”The Turtle,” Tach said. His throat was dry. ”Did he get anything last night?”
”No,” Desmond replied. His trunk twitched. ”The same story as before. They're wise to him now, they know he won't really drop them. They call his bluff. Short of actually killing someone, there's nothing to do.”
”Tell me who to ask,” Tack said.
”You?” Des said.
Tach could not look the joker in the eye. He nodded.
”Let me get my coat,” Des said. He emerged from the apartment bundled up for the cold, carrying a fur cap and a frayed beige raincoat. ”Put your hair up in the hat,” he told Tachyon, ”and leave that ridiculous coat here. You don't want to be recognized.” Tach did as he said. On the way out, Des went into the mask shop for the final touch.
”A chicken?” Tach said when Des handed him the mask. It had bright yellow feathers, a prominent orange beak, a floppy red c.o.xcomb on top.