Chapter 3 (2/2)

But Du Jing, a person also like his name, is a person whom never “because of a flower forget about the forest”. Rumour has it, not only does he tease the neighbouring country’s princess, he also toyed with countless girl’s heart everywhere. But now he doesn’t have even a concubine.

When Little Lu told her this, Lin Shan was be able to determine that this guy is one those who are “Human on the outside, beast on the inside.” Now that she met him, she was sure!!! Just look at his face, two wandering eyes, loveless lips, any girls who follow him will definitely not have a happy ending.

Lin Shan spoke with some contempt “Little brother’s tolerance isn’t very good, Third Prince please kindly forgive!”

“Is that so?” Du Jing lifted his eyebrows, smiled with an understanding look “But I can’t seem to smell any alcohol.”

Lin Shan stiffened, realising that this was a formidable opponent, she quickly called out for Little Lu “Little Lu, come out and help me up”.

Little Lu is also quite smart, on one side she held Lin Shan up, on the other side she shouted in complaint: “The Prince Consort is drunk…”

When the other people heard that the Prince Consort was drunk, they also stopped trying to offer drinks. Whatever happened, he is now a consort, and there is no need to make trouble with the royal family.

“Escort the Prince Consort back to the palace!” Finally Lin Shan was able to complete the all night socialising event, she quickly said her goodbye to all the officials, not forgetting to act drunk, sloppily walked outside, in her mind repeating Stephen Chow’s famous mantra: “I am an actor, I am an actor…”. (1)

The show had to be continued until she reached the Princess’s palace, by then everyone would have left. Even so Lin Shan still couldn’t relax, because there’s an even bigger headache waiting for her.

Faking drunk is easy, but consummation …

Being a woman, Lin Shan could feel the pressure.

Lin Shan went inside the room with a dejected expression. The Princess’s palace is huge, she still has sometime to think. What if the princess took off her clothes and jumped her? What can she even do?!? While absorbed in thinking, not long after she had reached the bedroom. The bride is sitting on the bed, face covered by the marriage veil, her red dress decorated with phoenixes in golden threads, at a glance it’s obvious that it must have cost quite a great deal of money.

But currently Lin Shan doesn’t have the frame of mind to think about these kind of things, she is still squeezing her brain thinking of a solution for this whole consummation debacle. Abruptly the bride stood up, threw the veil down revealing her cold gaze, angrily said: “You are not Lin Feng, don’t you dare dream of marrying me! Get out!”

Lin Shan stood there stunned, but in a few seconds, she suddenly understood. Everything Little Lu said must have been true, this Princess thought that her father would marry her to Song Lin Feng, but with a little mistake, her target of marriage was changed. The Princess must have quarrelled with the king quite a bit behind the scene, but the royal decree was already sent out, the news announced, it’s too late to take it back.

If so, they are both unwilling partic.i.p.ants in this marriage.

Thought up to here, Lin Shang two eyes lit up. Ha ha ha, the heavens have helped me!!!

“Princess, I…”

“Get out of here!” Ming Yue screamed.

“Lin Shan happily bowed down and said “Yes, I will leave. I will guarantee to not bother the Princess again, please be at ease.”

It was now Du Ming Yue’s turn to be stunned. How can he be so happy to be kicked out? Hmph! Song Clan has no eyes for people, a bunch of useless servants, how aggravating!

“Go, get the h.e.l.l out of here!”

Lin Shan quickly left Princess’s palace.