Part 14 (1/2)

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That Jules Verne antic.i.p.ated all the great modern inventions.

--238

That a man is always a much heartier eater than a woman.

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That all the girls in Mr. Ziegfeld's ”Follies” are extraordinarily seductive, and that at least 40 head of bank cas.h.i.+ers are annually guilty of tapping the till in order to buy them diamonds and Russian sables.

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That a college soph.o.m.ore is always a complete ignoramus.

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That rubbers in wet weather are a preventive of colds.

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That if one eats oysters in a month not containing an ”r,” one is certain to get ptomaine poisoning.

--243

That a woman with a 7-1/2-C foot always tries to squeeze it into a 4-1/2-A shoe.

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That no shop girl ever reads anything but Laura Jean Libbey and the cheap s.e.x magazines.

--245

That there is something peculiar about a man who wears a red tie.

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That all Bolsheviki and Anarchists have whiskers.

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