Part 28 (1/2)

He played a short chop shot and the ball went hopping toward the pin, hit the back of the cup with a plunk, and dropped for a six. Of course it was a pure accident.

”Fluke!” said Colonel Jimmy, rather annoyed.

”Sure!” said Small. ”But it wins the hole just the same!”

I knew then that the comedy was over for the day. Four holes remained to be played, and the Colonel was one down. It was never his policy to leave anything to chance. He would run the string out at top speed.

David Cameron came up from the rear.

”They'll play golf from here in,” he whispered.

”They!” said I. ”One of 'em will!”

”Do ye really think so?” said David.

Our Number Fifteen is 278 yards long, over perfectly level ground. There are bunkers to the right and left of the putting green and a deep sand trap behind it. It is a short hole, but the sort of one which needs straight shooting and an accurate pitch. Of all the holes on the course, I think it is the Colonel's favourite.

”My honour, eh?” said Small. ”That being the case, I guess I'll just rap it out of the lot!”

He didn't bother to measure the distance or take a practice swing. He didn't even address the ball. He walked up to it and swung his driver exactly as a man would swing a baseball bat--tremendous power but no form whatever--and the wonder is that he hit it clean. A white speck went sailing up the course, rising higher and higher in the air. When the ball stopped rolling it was 260 yards from the tee and on a direct line with the pin.

”Beat that!” said Small.

Colonel Jimmy didn't say anything, but he grunted whole volumes. It takes more than a long drive to rattle that old reprobate. He whipped his ball 200 yards down the course and stepped off the tee so well satisfied with himself that he forgot to groan and put his hands on his back. Small laughed.

”Lumbago not so bad now, eh?” said he.

”I--I may be limbering up a bit,” said the Colonel. ”The long drive isn't everything, you know; it's the second shot that counts!”

”All right,” said Small. ”Let's see one!”

Colonel Jimmy studied his lie for some time and went through all the motions, but when the shot came it was a beauty--a mas.h.i.+e pitch which landed his ball five feet from the cup.

”Beat that one!” said he.

”I'll just do that thing!” said Small. And he did. Of course he had a short approach, as approaches go, but even so I was not prepared to see him play a push shot and rim the cup, leaving his ball stone dead for a three. Colonel Jimmy was not prepared to see it either, and I have reason to believe that the push shot jarred the old rascal from his rubber heels upward. He went about the sinking of that five-foot putt with as much deliberation as if his thousand dollars depended on it. He sucked in his breath and got down on all fours--a man with lumbago couldn't have done it on a bet--and he studied the roll of the turf for a full minute--studied it to some purpose, for when he tapped the ball it ran straight and true into the cup, halving the hole.

”You're getting better every minute!” said Small. ”I'm some little lumbago specialist, believe me!”

Colonel Jimmy didn't answer, but he looked thoughtful and just the least mite worried. One down and three to go for a thousand dollars--it's a situation that will worry the best of 'em.

Number Sixteen was where the light dawned on me. It is a long, tricky hole--bogey 6, par 5--and if the Colonel hadn't made another phenomenal approach, laying his ball dead from fifty yards off the green, Small would have won that too. They halved in fives, but it was Small's second shot that opened my eyes. He used a cleek where most players would try a bra.s.sie, and he sent the ball screaming toward the flag--220 yards--and at no time was it more than ten feet from the ground. I was behind him when he played, and I can swear that there wasn't an inch of hook or slice on that ball. The cleek is no club for a novice. I remembered the niblick shot on the fourteenth. That was surely a fluke, but how about the push shot on fifteen? English professionals have written whole books about the push shot, but mighty few men have ever learned to play it.

Putting that and the cleek shot together, the light broke in on me--and my first impulse was to kick Archie MacBride.

I don't know who Colonel Jimmy wanted to kick, but he looked as if he would relish kicking somebody. He had been performing sums in mental addition, too, and he got the answer about the same time that I did.

”It's queer about that lumbago,” said Small again.

”Yes,” snapped the old man, ”but it's a lot queerer the way you've picked up this game in the last two holes!”

”Well,” and Small laughed, ”you remember that I warned you I never could play for piker money, Colonel--that is, not very _well_.”

Colonel Jimmy gave him a look that was all wolf--and cornered wolf at that. He answered Small with a nasty sneer.