Part 6 (1/2)

I do not think I ever talked with a wittier person than he is. I always wish I could remember what he says; but, alas! when he goes my memory goes with him.

Though so old (he must be over eighty) he is always beautifully dressed in the latest fas.h.i.+on, trim and neat. He says that he has never heard his operas seated in the audience; it makes him too nervous. He has his seat every night in the parquet of all the theaters in Paris. He only has to choose where to go. He once said: ”Je suis trop vieux; on ne devrait pas vieillir, mais que faire? c'est le seul moyen de devenir vieux. Un vieillard m'a toujours paru un personnage terrible et inutile, mais me voici un vieillard sans le savoir et je n'en suis pas triste.” He is not deaf, nor does he wear gla.s.ses except to ”dechiffrer ma propre musique”-- as he says. Another time he said: ”I am glad that I never was married. My wife would now have been an old, wrinkled woman. I never would have had the courage to come home of an evening. Aussi j'aurais voulu avoir une fille (une fille comme vous), et elle m'aurait certainement donne un garcon.”

I quote the following from a Paris newspaper:

_Parmi les dames qu'on admire le plus, il convient de citer Mme Moulton.-- C'est la premiere fois que nous revoyons Mme Moulton au theatre depuis son retour d'Amerique.--Serait-elle revenue expres pour la piece d'Auber.--On dit, en effet, que dans tous ses operas, Auber offre le princ.i.p.al role a Mme Moulton, qui possede une voix ravissante._

The Emperor once said to Auber: ”Dites-moi, quel age avez-vous? On dit que vous avez quatre-vingt ans.” ”Sire,” answered Auber, ”je n'ai pas quatre- vingt ans, mais quatre fois vingt ans.” Is he not clever? Some one was talking about the Marquise B---- and her friends.h.i.+p (_sic_) for Monsieur de M----, and said, ”On dit que ce n'est que l'amitie.” ”Oh,” said Auber, ”je connais ces amities-la; on dit que l'amour et l'amitie sont frere et soeur. Cela se peut, mais ils ne sont pas du meme lit.”

And another time (I am remembering all his witty sayings while I can), Prince Metternich, who smokes one cigarette after the other, said to Auber, ”Vous me permettez?” wanting to put his ashes in Auber's tea- saucer. Auber said, ”Certainement, mais j'aime mieux monter que descendre.” In other words, _J'aime mieux mon the que des cendres_.

How can people be so quick-witted?

Auber has given me all his operas, and I have gone through them all with him for his music. I sing the laughing song in ”Manon Lescaut” and the bolero in ”Diamants de la Couronne.” These two are my favorite songs and are very difficult. In the laughing song I either laugh too much or too little. To start laughing in cold blood is as difficult as to stop laughing when once started. The bolero is only a continuous display of musical fireworks.

NEW YORK, _May, 1864._

When we arrived in New York (we went to visit my sister and my mother) we were overwhelmed with invitations of all kinds.

I made a most (to me) interesting acquaintance at this _soiree_, a Mrs.

Henry Fields, who I found out was the famous and much-talked-about ”Lucie,” the governess in the trial of the Duc de Praslin. Every one was convinced of her innocence (she pleaded her own case, refusing the aid of a lawyer). Nevertheless, she was the cause of the death of the d.u.c.h.ess, as the Duke killed his wife because she refused to give ”Lucie” a letter of recommendation, and he became so enraged at her refusal that he first tried to strangle her, and then shot her. I had heard so much about this murder (it was along ago), and knew all the details, and, what was more, I knew all the children of the unhappy woman whose only crime was to love her husband too much, and to resent ”Lucie's” taking away the love of her children from her! Warning to young women: Don't love your husbands too much, or don't engage a too attractive governess.

PHILADELPHIA, _July, 1864._

DEAR AUNTY,--We came from New York a few days ago, and are staying with mama's friend, Mrs. M----, who is a very (what shall I say?) fascinating but a very peculiar person. She is a curious mixture of a poetess and a society woman, very susceptible, and of such a sensitive nature that she seems always to be in the hottest of hot water, and at war with all her neighbors; but she routs all her enemies and manages everything with a high hand.

Her daughter is just engaged to a Swedish naval officer. To celebrate the engagement they gave a big dinner, and, as the Sanitary Fair is going on just now, President Lincoln is here, and Mrs. M---- had the courage to invite him, and he had the courage to accept. It is the first time that I have ever seen an American President, and I was most anxious to see him, particularly as he has, for the last years, been such a hero in my eyes.

He might take the prize for ugliness anywhere; his face looked as if it was cut out of wood, and roughly cut at that, with deep furrows in his cheeks and a huge mouth; but he seemed so good and kind, and his eyes sparkled with so much humor and fun, that he became quite fascinating, especially when he smiled. I confess I lost my heart to him.... The dinner, I mean the food part of it, was a failure. It came from Baltimore, and everything was cold; the _pate de foie gras_ never appeared at all!

When Mrs. M---- mentioned the fact to Mr. Lincoln, pointing to the menu, he said ”the _pate_” (he p.r.o.nounced it _patty_) has probably walked off by itself. Every one laughed, because he said it in such a comical, slow way.

After the gentlemen had smoked (I thought they were a long time at it) we were requested to go into the gallery, where all the gas-lights were turned up to the fullest and chairs placed in rows, and Professor Winter began to read a lecture on the brain--of all subjects! Who but Mrs. M---- would ever have arranged such an entertainment?

Professor Winter told us where our 50,000 ideas were laid up in our brains (I am sure that I have not 50,000 in mine). One might have deducted 49,999, and still, with that little one left, I was not able to understand the half of what he said.

Another wonderful thing he told us was, that there are five thousand million cells in our brain, and that it takes about ten thousand cells to furnish a well-lodged perception. How in the world can he know that? I think he must have examined his own ten thousand cells to have discovered all this exuberance of material. The President looked bored, and I am sure everybody else wished Professor Winter and his theories (because they can't be facts) in the Red Sea.... After this _seance manquee_ I was asked to sing. Poor Mr. Lincoln! who I understood could not endure music.

I pitied him.

”None of your foreign fireworks,” said Mr. Trott, in his graceful manner, as I pa.s.sed him on my way to the piano. I answered, ”Shall I sing 'Three Little Kittens'? I think that is the least fireworky of my _repertoire_.”

But I concluded that a simple little rocket like ”Robin Adair” would kill n.o.body; therefor I sang that, and it had a success.

When the gaunt President shook my hand to thank me, he held it in a grip of iron, and when, to accentuate the compliment, meaning to give a little extra pressure, he put his left hand over his right, I felt as if my hand was shut in a waffle-iron and I should never straighten it out again.

”Music is not much in my line,” said the President; ”but when you sing you warble yourself into a man's heart. I'd like to hear you sing some more.”

What other mild cracker could I fire off? Then I thought of that lovely song, ”Mary Was a La.s.sie,” which you like so much, so I sang that.