Part 19 (1/2)

”Yes, indeed,” returned the voice. ”It was splendid. I've never had any honey, but I'm told it's fine. It's very sticky, isn't it?”

”Very,” said the rose bush. ”I guess honey is about as sticky as anything can be.”

”And very useful for that reason,” said the voice up in the tree, kindly. ”Very useful. I suppose, really, if it wasn't for honey, people couldn't make postage stamps stay on letters. You ought to be very happy to think that one of your thoughts has given people the idea of mucilage. Do they ever use honey for anything else but its stickiness?”

”Hoh!” jeered the rose bush. ”Don't you know anything?”

”Not much,” said the tree voice. ”I know you, and me, and several other things, but that's not much, is it? It's really queer how little I know.

Why, would you believe it, a sparrow asked me the other day what was the difference between a robin's egg and a red blackberry, and I didn't know.”

”What did you tell him?” asked the holly-hock.

”I told him I couldn't tell until I had eaten them.”

”And what did he say?” put in the tiger lily, with a grin.

”He said that wasn't the answer; that one was blue and the other was green, but how a red blackberry can be green I can't see,” replied the voice up in the tree.

Jimmieboy smiled quietly at this, and the voice up the tree continued:

”Then he asked me what color blueberries were, and I told him they were blue; then he said he'd bet a mosquito I couldn't tell him what color huckleberries were, and when I said they were of a delicate huckle he laughed, and said I owed him a mosquito. I may owe him a mosquito, but I haven't an idea what he was laughing at.”

”That's easy,” said the holly-hock. ”He was laughing because there isn't any such color as huckle.”

”I don't think that's funny, though,” said the voice in the tree.

”Indeed, I think it's sad, because it seems to me that a very pretty color could be made out of huckle. Why do you suppose there isn't any such color?”

The lily and the rose and holly-hock bushes were silent for a moment, and then they said they didn't know.

”I'm glad you don't,” said the tree voice. ”I'm glad to find that there are some things you don't know. Just think how dreadful it would be if you knew everything. Why, if you knew everything, n.o.body could tell you anything, and then there'd never be any news in the world, and when you heard a joke you couldn't ever laugh because you'd have known it before.”

Here Jimmieboy, impressed by the real good sense of this remark, leaned out of the hammock and peered up into the tree to see if possible who or what it was that was speaking.

”Don't,” cried the voice. ”Don't try to see me, Jimmieboy, I haven't got my company clothes on, and you make me nervous.”

”But I want to see who you are,” said Jimmieboy.

”Well you needn't want that any more,” said the voice. ”I'll tell you why. n.o.body knows what I am. I don't even know myself.”

”But what do you look like?” asked Jimmieboy.

”I don't know that, either. I never saw myself,” replied the voice. ”I'm something, of course, but just what I don't know. It may be that I am a horse and wagon, only I don't think I am, because horses, and wagons don't get up in trees. I saw a horse sitting on a whiffletree once, but that was down on the ground and not up here, so, of course, you see the chances are that I'm not that.”

”What do you think you are?” asked Jimmieboy.