Part 2 (1/2)

”I'll have to get one,” said Bikey. ”I heard somebody say I was an angel of a bicycle. I don't know what she meant, though. What is an angel?”

”It's a--a--good thing with wings,” said Jimmieboy.

”Humph!” said Bikey, ”I'm afraid I'm not one of those. Don't they ever have wheels? I'm a good thing, but I haven't any wings.”

”I never heard of an angel with wheels,” said Jimmieboy. ”But I suppose they come. Angels have everything that's worth having.”

Bikey was silent. The idea of anything having everything that was worth having was too much for him to imagine, for bicycles have very little imagination.

”I wish I could be one,” he said wistfully, after a moment's silence.

”It must be awfully nice to have everything you want.”

Jimmieboy thought so, too, but he was too much interested in getting to Saturn to say anything, so he, too, kept silent and pedalled away as hard as he could. Together and happily they went on until Jimmieboy said:--

”Bikey, what's that ahead? Looks like the side of a great gold cheese.”

”That,” Bikey answered, ”is exactly what you think it is. It's the ring of Saturn, and, as the saying goes, for biking Saturn is quite the cheese. In two minutes we'll be there.”

And in two minutes they were there. In less, in fact, for hardly eight seconds had pa.s.sed before a great, blinding light caused Jimmieboy to close his eyes, and when he had opened them again he and Bikey were speeding along a most beautiful road, paved with gold.

”I thought so,” said Bikey, ”we're on the ring. And isn't it smooth?”

”It's like riding on gla.s.s,” said Jimmieboy. And then they stopped short.

A peculiar looking creature had stopped them. It was a creature with a face not unlike that of a man, and a body like a man's, but instead of legs it had wheels like a bicycle. If you can imagine a Centaur with a body like a bicycle instead of a horse you will have a perfect mental picture of this strange creature.

”Excuse me,” said the stranger, ”but we have to be very particular here.

Where do you come from?”

”Earth,” said Bikey.

”All right,” said the stranger. ”Move on, I'm a Saturn policeman and so many wheelmen from the Sun and the Moon and Jupiter have caused disturbances of late that we have had to forbid them coming. You are the only Earth people who have been here, and of course are not included in our rules, but I will have to go along with you to see that you do not break any of them.”

”We're very glad to meet you,” said Bikey, ”and if you'll tell us your rules we will be very glad to obey them.”

”Well,” said the creature with wheels instead of legs, ”the first rule is that n.o.body shall ride a wheel standing on his head. There was a person over here from Mars last week who actually put his head in the saddle and wheeled his pedals with his hands.”

”How utterly absurd!” said Jimmieboy.

”Wasn't it?” said the Saturnian; ”and my! how mad he got when I interfered--asked whether this was a free country and if anybody had rights, and all sorts of stuff like that. Now there's another rule we have, and that is that coasting backward cannot be permitted. We used to allow that until a man from Jupiter ran slap bang into another man who lived at the extreme end of the handle of the Great Dipper, who was coasting backward from the other direction. They came together so hard that we couldn't get 'em apart, and we have had to keep 'em here ever since. They can't be separated, and the Dipper man won't go to Jupiter, and the Jupiter man won't go to Dipperville--consequently they stay here. They're a fearful nuisance, and it all came from coasting backward.”

”It's a very good rule,” said Jimmieboy, ”but in our world I don't think we'd need a rule like that, because, while our bicycle riders do lots of queer things, I don't think they'd do that.”

”I hope not,” said the Saturnian, ”because there isn't any use in it, any more than in that other trick our visiting bicyclists try to play here. They take those bicycles built for two, you know, and have what they call tugs of war with 'em. One fellow takes the hind wheel and the other the front wheel, and each begins to work for all he is worth to pull the other along. We had to stop that, too, because the last time they did it the men were so strong that the bar was pulled apart and both tuggers went flying off on one wheel so fast that they have never managed to get back--not that we want them back, but that we don't want people to set bicycling down as a dangerous sport. It means so much to us. We get all our money from our big ring here; bicyclists come from all parts of the universe to ride around it, and as they pay for the privilege why we get millions of dollars a year, which is divided up among the people. Consequence is, n.o.body has to do any work and we are all happy. You can see for yourself that it would be very bad for us if people gave it up as dangerous.”

”Very true,” said Bikey, ”and now we know the rules I suppose we can go ahead.”