Part 17 (2/2)

Big Trouble Dave Barry 46600K 2022-07-22

”Jesus Christ,” said Eliot. Yanking open the cab door, he tossed a twenty-dollar bill, which was the smallest he had, onto the front seat and got out. He slammed the door and set off running toward the Herk house.

The taxi driver looked down at the twenty, then at Eliot's receding figure.

”What's the big hurry?” he said.

Eddie turned the ignition key, and the big police-cruiser V-8 rumbled to life. On the radio, staticky voices were talking in numbers, which made Eddie nervous. He turned around and looked through the back window.

”There's a gate,” he said to Snake.

”I know there's a gate,” said Snake. ”Back up to it, and it'll open.”

Gingerly, Eddie put the cruiser in reverse and pressed the gas pedal. The engine revved. The cruiser shuddered, but did not move.

”It ain't movin',” said Eddie.

Snake looked over the front seat. ”You got the f.u.c.kin' brake on, a.s.shole,” he said, pointing to a lever labeled BRAKE by Eddie's left knee.

Eddie, still revving the engine, pulled the lever. The tires squealed and the cruiser rocketed backward, smas.h.i.+ng through the gate. As it roared into Garbanzo Street, Eddie frantically smashed his right foot onto the brake and turned the wheel; the cruiser spun in a tight, tire-smoking circle and then stopped, rocking twice on its shock absorbers.

”Jesus,” said Eddie.

Suddenly he was aware of a figure on the sidewalk next to the destroyed driveway gate. It was a guy in shorts, yelling at him.

”Get the f.u.c.k outta here,” said Snake. ”Now.”

Eddie jammed the cruiser into drive and stomped the gas pedal. The cruiser fishtailed forward, just missing a taxi, then straightened out and shot away into the night.

CHAPTER nine

”I got rights,” said Crime Fighter Jack Pend.i.c.k, for perhaps the fortieth time since he had been taken into police custody.

”Indeed you do, Mr. Pend.i.c.k,” said Detective Harvey Baker. ”You have rights up the wazoo. And I'm sure you're going to exercise every single one. But first you're going to go with these officers, who are going to take you to a nice room where you can lie down and see if you can get your blood alcohol content down below that 300 percent mark, OK?”

”Do I get my gun back?” asked Pend.i.c.k.

”Of course you do!” said Baker. ”Just as soon as we run a couple of tests and a giant, talking marsh-mallow is elected president.”

”OK,” said Pend.i.c.k, satisfied. ”Because I got rights.”

As Pend.i.c.k was being led away, Baker called the radio room, for the third time, to find out if officers Ramirez and Kramitz had reported back. They had not. This bothered Baker. He thought about sending another cruiser out to check on them. But then he decided-he wasn't sure why-that he'd take a ride out to the Herk house himself.

As soon as she was sure that the bad man was gone, Nina came out of her bedroom. She had peeked out before, when she had heard shouting; mat was when she saw the bad man at the end of the hall, by the foyer. He was wearing some kind of stocking on his head, covering his face, flattening his features, so that he looked like a snake. He was holding a gun and shouting at somebody. He did not see her. She quietly closed and locked her door. After that she heard screaming and a gunshot, and she had been very scared. She wanted to call the police, but there was no telephone in her room. So she just waited, sitting on her bed, pressing her face into her hands, until the door slammed and she no longer heard the bad man talking. When she came out, she ran down the hall, toward the sound of Mrs. Anna's crying. Hounding the part.i.tion to the living room, she stopped and put her hand over her mouth. Mrs. Anna was lying on her back with her hands under her. Her blouse was undone and her bra was pushed up; her eyes were wild like a crazy woman's. Next to her was the lady policeman who had been there the other night; she was struggling with something behind her back. Next to her was Miss Jenny's young friend Matt, whose nose was bleeding, and who was also struggling with something behind his back. By the entertainment unit, which Nina dusted once a week, the big policeman from the other night was yanking at something and cursing. On the other side of the entertainment unit, Mr. Herk was doing the same thing.

Nina ran to Anna. ”Mrs. Anna!” she said, pulling down Anna's bra.

”Nina, they took Jenny,” said Anna. ”They took her.”

”Nina,” said Monica, turning sideways and holding out her bound hands. ”Untie me. Desatame.”

Nina picked at the knots on Monica's wrists and had them loose in a few seconds. Nina then untied Anna, while Monica untied Matt.

”I need a car,” said Monica.

”My dad's car is outside,” said Matt, digging in his pocket and pulling out the keys. ”It's the Kia.”

”Thanks,” said Monica, grabbing the keys.

”What're you doin', Monica?” asked Walter, from the entertainment unit.

”I'm going after the creep before he gets too far,” said Monica.

”How do you know where he's going?” asked Walter.

”He said he had a plane to catch,” said Monica. ”I think he's going to MIA.”

”Get me loose from this first,” said Walter, yanking his cuffed arm.

”Walter,” said Monica, ”I don't have the handcuff keys, and I don't have time to take those shelves apart. Get yourself loose and call the station and tell them to get somebody out to the airport.”

”You can't leave me stuck here!” said Walter. ”How'm I gonna ... ”

”Walter,” said Monica, heading for the door, ”I gotta go now.”

”s.h.i.+T,” said Walter, yanking violently on the entertainment unit, sending the photo of Jenny and Anna clattering to the floor. ”s.h.i.+T!”

Anna caught Monica in the foyer. ”I'm going with you,” she said.

”You stay here,” said Monica, opening the door.

Anna grabbed Monica's arm with both hands, gripping it hard. ”That's my daughter,” she said, ”and I am going with you.”

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