Part 27 (1/2)

Fuzzy Nation John Scalzi 84040K 2022-07-22

”Your Honor!” Meyer practically screamed.

”If it was just murder, maybe you'd get off with life in prison, Joe,” Holloway said. ”But it's not. With a xenosentient's hate crime rider, that's the death penalty. Two counts. You're going to die, Joe, because you stomped that little creature just for the fun of it just for the fun of it.”

DeLise howled and launched himself over the defense table at Holloway. Holloway took the tackle and went down without resistance. Sullivan was up over the audience railing and pulling DeLise off Holloway, but not before DeLise landed heavy blows to Holloway's face and head. Holloway didn't bother to block them. Sullivan was followed by a rush of ZaraCorp lawyers, who finally managed to pull DeLise up and off his quarry.

Holloway picked himself up and wiped some of the blood off his face with his jacket sleeve. He faced Soltan, who looked frankly appalled.

”As I was saying, Your Honor, two counts of murder,” he said. He wiped off his eyebrow, from which the blood was drizzling into his eye. ”And a side order of a.s.sault and battery while you're at it.”

”This is bulls.h.i.+t!” DeLise said from behind a pile of lawyers. ”I want to make a deal, Your Honor.”

”What are you talking about, Mr. DeLise?” Soltan said.

”Shut up, Joe,” Meyer said, to DeLise.

”Shut up yourself, Meyer,” DeLise said. ”No way I'm dying for your boys back there. And if I am am dying, they're coming with me.” dying, they're coming with me.”

”Mr. DeLise!” Soltan said. DeLise shut up. ”I repeat: What are you talking about?”

”I was at Holloway's under orders,” DeLise said. ”I was there to b.o.o.by-trap Holloway's place and to kill any of those things I could find.”

”Whose orders?” Soltan said.

”Oh, I think you can guess, Your Honor,” DeLise said. ”But I'm not saying a d.a.m.n thing else until I get a deal.”

Soltan stared at DeLise, and then at Meyer. ”Your client wants to make a deal, Ms. Meyer.”

”I must request to withdraw as Mr. DeLise's attorney at this time,” Meyer said.

”I suspected as much,” Soltan said. She looked around in the courtroom until she found who she was looking for. ”Mr. Sullivan,” she said. ”You are by all accounts currently unaffiliated.”

”That would be accurate, Your Honor,” Sullivan said. ”I quit the employ of Zarathustra Corporation roughly forty seconds ago.”

”How wonderful,” Soltan said. ”Will you please represent Mr. DeLise, then, at least for the short term. I can offer you standard Colonial Authority public defender rates.”

”Happy to oblige,” Sullivan said.

Soltan turned to Papa Fuzzy, who was still in the witness stand, watching everything unfold with a sort of quiet fascination. ”Papa Fuzzy,” she said. ”You are someone who speaks for your people.”

”Yes,” Papa said.

”Soon my people will need to speak to your people,” she said. ”It would help if you choose a man to help your people speak to my people. A man you like who is good to you and good to your people.”

”I choose Jack Holloway,” Papa Fuzzy said.

”Are you sure?” Soltan asked.

”I am sure,” Papa said. ”I do not know all the things your people know. But I am smart. I see what Jack Holloway has done here now. Jack Holloway has helped you see bad men have hurt my people and killed my child. Jack Holloway is a good man. I choose Jack Holloway.”

”Mr. Holloway,” Soltan said. ”You understand the job you've just been nominated for.”

”Defender general of the fuzzy nation, it seems like,” Holloway said.

”Do you accept the job?” Soltan said.

”I do,” Holloway said.

”Then congratulations,” Soltan said. ”Because as of this moment, you're effectively in charge of this entire planet.”

”Wait a minute,” said Wheaton Aubrey VII. ”You can't do that. The Zarathustra Corporation has an E and E franchise with the Colonial Authority. A judge at your level can't just decide it doesn't apply. And you certainly can't hand over responsibility to a contract surveyor.”

”Not that you have any standing whatsoever in this courtroom at the moment, Mr. Aubrey, but as your statement dovetails into my next announcement, I'll address it,” Soltan said. ”But first, everyone needs to sit down sit down.”

The courtroom slowly returned to order.

”Now, then,” Soltan said. ”As it happens, Mr. Aubrey, once a Suspected Sapience Report is ordered, as I have done, if any any Colonial Authority judge finds compelling evidence that the native sentient life of a planet is threatened, he or she is required to report it to the planet's ranking judge. The ranking judge then becomes or appoints someone to the role of Special Master for Xenosapience, whose tasks include making sure the new possibly sentient life remains extant long enough for its sentience to be fully a.s.sessed. The Special Master not only can but Colonial Authority judge finds compelling evidence that the native sentient life of a planet is threatened, he or she is required to report it to the planet's ranking judge. The ranking judge then becomes or appoints someone to the role of Special Master for Xenosapience, whose tasks include making sure the new possibly sentient life remains extant long enough for its sentience to be fully a.s.sessed. The Special Master not only can but must must take steps to ensure the species' survival, up to and including inst.i.tuting martial law and suspending all franchises. take steps to ensure the species' survival, up to and including inst.i.tuting martial law and suspending all franchises.

”As you have so condescendingly noted, Mr. Aubrey, I am merely a common Colonial Authority court judge,” Soltan said. ”But, in part because of your own corporation's desire to have the absolute minimum judicial interference on your E and E franchise worlds, I am also the only only Colonial Authority court judge here. This makes me the Special Master for Xenosapience, which means I can and Colonial Authority court judge here. This makes me the Special Master for Xenosapience, which means I can and must must act to protect the fuzzys. act to protect the fuzzys.

”After today, it is my strong strong belief that the fuzzys are in clear and present danger from the humans on the planet, and from your corporation,” Soltan said. ”I will not wait for the legal wheels to turn to prove a sapience I have already seen in abundance. A slaughter has already begun here. Two of these creatures are already dead, Mr. Aubrey. Whether by your instigation, or by your encouragement, or through your willful blindness, is not my concern at the moment. My concern is stopping it before there are more of them dead by human hands. belief that the fuzzys are in clear and present danger from the humans on the planet, and from your corporation,” Soltan said. ”I will not wait for the legal wheels to turn to prove a sapience I have already seen in abundance. A slaughter has already begun here. Two of these creatures are already dead, Mr. Aubrey. Whether by your instigation, or by your encouragement, or through your willful blindness, is not my concern at the moment. My concern is stopping it before there are more of them dead by human hands.

”Therefore, Mr. Aubrey,” Soltan said. ”By the power vested in me as the Special Master for Xenosapience, the Zarathustra Corporation's Exploration and Exploitation Charter for the planet known as Zara Twenty-three is immediately and provisionally revoked, pending further review. All exploration and exploitation is to cease at once. All employees and contractors are ordered off the planet within thirty days. I am declaring martial law. Colonial Marshals will be on-planet within two days to relieve ZaraCorp's Security forces, who will surrender all weapons and security authority at that time.

”Furthermore, I am appointing Jack Holloway as a.s.sistant Special Master for Xenosapience, with a portfolio to include transfer of all legal authority for the planet to the creatures known as the 'fuzzys,' pending final certification of species sapience,” Soltan said. ”He is running the show internally and for anything directly involving the fuzzys, while I am tending to external matters involving the Colonial Authority. So if there's something you want regarding the planet, your people are talking to him him now, because he's the one talking to the fuzzys.” now, because he's the one talking to the fuzzys.”

”We'll be appealing this decision,” Meyer said.

”Of course you will, Ms. Meyer,” Soltan said. ”But until then, you talk to Mr. Holloway. Are we clear?”

”Yes, Your Honor,” Meyer said.

”Good,” Soltan said. ”And are you still planning to call witnesses to account for Mr. DeLise's whereabouts the day of Mr. Holloway's fire?”

”No, Your Honor,” Meyer said.

”Then also, and independently, I find that there is enough evidence against Mr. DeLise regarding arson and destruction of property to go to trial,” Soltan said. ”This opinion will be published on the court's site, along with every other thing that happened today, and I'll set the date for the trial at a later time.” Soltan lifted one of the folders Meyer had earlier placed on her podium. ”Look on the bright side, Ms. Meyer,” she said. ”You'll be getting your change of venue after all.”

Soltan stood. ”This preliminary hearing is now finished,” she said. ”Thank G.o.d.” She left the courtroom.

Holloway walked over to a visibly sh.e.l.l-shocked Meyer. ”Ms. Meyer,” he said. He repeated it again to get her attention.

”What do you want now, Holloway?” Meyer said.

”I just wanted to tell you,” Holloway said. ”Now you know what I wanted out of all of this.”

The next afternoon, Holloway strode into the executive conference room in the ZaraCorp building, infopanel at ready, Papa Fuzzy on one side, Carl on the other. He took a seat at the center left side of the table. On the other side of the table sat DeLise, Sullivan, representing DeLise, Meyer, representing Aubrey and Landon, and Aubrey and Landon, representing Zarathustra Corporation's board. Holloway set down his infopanel, situated Papa Fuzzy in a comfortable position on the table, and had Carl lie down, which the dog did, happily.