C105 Erlang Shens ambition (1) (1/2)
As he sat in the convertible, Wan Lixing looked up at the sky and thought about the land and what he had just said.
”Firstly, that bastard God Erlang did many things in this matter, and most likely did something to San Shazi.”
Even to the extent of saying that before the God Erlang came here, these parents were well-known as good people. The reason why San Shazi's father liked to drink, was because his son had passed away, which caused him so much pain in his back. It was also because his mother was overly sad, and because she went back to her hometown, she was said to be gravely ill. So, the second fool and San Shazi said that it was likely that they were hallucinating when they saw their parents … ”
”Third, there must be something special about San Shazi and the second fool, otherwise the God Erlang would not have come over specially to stay. The gods in the Heavenly Court shouldn't have been so bored, and the most boring deities I know about so far are the Patriarch Subhuti … It is said that this swindler used his doppelganger's Seventy-two Transformations to change his appearance into something else and then went to swindle others together. His evil hands have already extended to every corner of the Three Realms. ”
”But God Erlang likes to act cool. According to his personality, he wouldn't waste his time on his clone … According to what God of Earth said, it was very likely that God Erlang was still observing this place, so it would be best for him not to alert the enemy … ”Great sir, let's talk after we return …”
Wan Lixing thought for a long time before sighing. With a thought, he said: ”I said goo, your injuries are almost healed. Can you help me now?”
Gu Gu impatiently said: ”Who said that? Let me tell you, without the female rabbit, I don't think I can recover well, so Wan Lixing, you decide.”
Wan Lixing curled his lips and said: ”If that's the case, then can you give me the artwork God of Earth gifted me? I still haven't seen it, and you took it away already, scaring that pitiful land into thinking that I have some ability, so I kept on reminding him …”
With a snort, he turned around and carried a pile of posters: ”Don't disturb my appreciation of my art works. Let me tell you, whenever I see a female rabbit, I'll return this to you. If there's a female rabbit, why should I look at it?”
Seeing that, Wan Lixing knew that Gugu would not bother with him for the time being, and could only start the convertible, as though it was at a loss, and drive towards the direction of the Second Fool and San Shazi.
Not long after Wan Lixing left, God of Earth suddenly crawled out from underground. He first took a deep breath in, then bowed to the sky and said: ”True Lord, I've already made my arrangements, I think I'll have a good chance of becoming part of the immortal class this time.”
After three or four breaths, a faintly discernible sound came from the air …
”But …”
God of Earth's face revealed extreme joy, his eyes flickered with light, his entire being jumped in excitement, and then disappeared on the spot. A cool breeze blew past, as though nothing had happened.
Wan Lixing drove slowly and thought about what he should say to the Second Idiot and San Shazi later on. But he, who was never good at comforting others, really didn't know how he should explain what happened to San Shazi the Second Idiot. Facing these two children, Wan Lixing was not willing to lie to them anymore.
”Just as God of Earth said, explain it to them bit by bit... ”Earth is right. Sometimes, although the truth is cruel, it can make people suddenly understand …” Wan Lixing muttered, he stepped on the throttle slightly, and the convertible sped along the rarely seen wide street.
”I say, how much longer do we have left? Let me tell you, we're not afraid of anything. If you dare to lie to us two, do you believe that we'll be able to hug your thighs without letting you go right now?”
”That's right. We are not afraid of the heavens or the earth, but the two of you are different.”
Hearing the two elders quarreling loudly behind him, Shen Lingling frowned as she looked helplessly at the road in front of him. On the other hand, Lu Zi was focused on driving as if she did not hear the two elders nagging at him.
”Great sir …” I didn't think that I would really fall for it this time … It seems like I can only place my hopes on that kid. Hopefully he has some ability. If he doesn't, then I'll just have to use Sap. ” Shen Lingling thought about the countermeasures in her heart. Although they had done some shameless things, they would not hurt anyone, and even if they faced these two old men who harmed them, it did not mean that she would not kill them. At the very least, she could temporarily let these two people pass out.
Thinking about it, Shen Lingling heaved a sigh of relief, his eyebrows slowly relaxed, since they were originally going to look for Wan Lixing, but this time it was along the way.
After stopping the carriage, Wan Lixing took a deep breath, and walked toward the agreed location with San Shazi the Second Fool.
Just as they entered the small forest, Wan Lixing opened his Heaven's Eyes. Soon after, he saw the Second Fool and San Shazi not too far away, they were squatting on the ground, drawing something. The two of them were engrossed in drawing and argued from time to time. From the looks of it, they were very serious.
Wan Lixing heaved a sigh of relief. At least the things he was worried about did not happen.
Curious, Wan Lixing carefully moved closer to the Second Fool and San Shazi, and looked at what they had drawn on the ground.
”Hmm? What is this? Pigs? Seems like they have a bit of artistic talent. Let me see... San Shazi drew … Is this a donkey? It's pretty realistic, where did these two toddler see all this? Tsk tsk, if it wasn't by accident, they might be able to create quite a good piece of work in the future … Sigh … God Erlang, in other words, I am not strong enough right now, otherwise I would definitely ask Great Sage Qi Tian to bring me along the next time he comes looking for trouble with you. From time to time, he would hit me on the back, hehe, it's fine to throw rocks. ” Wan Lixing looked at the drawings of San Shazi and the Second Idiot as he tried to imagine how he looked like when he smashed God Erlang with a small stone.