C16 (1/2)
There were countless deities and monsters in the Three Realms, and just like the Three Realms, they could communicate with each other. There were many people called ”stowaways” who would wander around the Three Realms using all sorts of methods.
A good place to become a demon was the human world. After all, there were no powerful immortals or evil demons there.
However, ever since the Heavenly Court issued the ”Regulations of the Three Realms”, the law enforcement team from the Three Realms had been dealing a greater and greater blow to this kind of passerby. Many of them did not dare to sneak in again, so the Three Realms remained calm for a period of time until Sima Xiangru appeared …
Standing at the center of the taxi in the Heavenly Court, Sima Xiangru found a hat and a mask from who knows where, covering himself up tightly.
”That damnable little bastard, once we get to the Underworld, I'll definitely take care of you.” Sima Xiangru looked at the nearby Law Enforcement Unit, and slowly walked over.
”Hey!” That one over there! Stand still and wear your Three Realms Prison hat! ”You have quite the guts!” When the law enforcement team of the Three Realms saw Sima Xiangru, they immediately laughed.
Sima Xiangru also obediently stood there, taking off his hat and mask.
”Sima Xiangru!” In an instant, the Law Enforcement Squadron of the Three Realms recognized Sima Xiangru and exclaimed in surprise. They immediately surrounded him with faces full of excitement.
Sima Xiangru, the number one smuggler in the Three Realms, had actually appeared here. One must know that capturing him was a great merit.
”Didn't he get locked up …” A member of the enforcement team asked in bewilderment.
”Who cares, we've already caught him!” Go! Put him on the carriage, and we'll go and receive our rewards! ” The captain of the enforcement team said excitedly.
An hour later, at the entrance of the Underworld …
”Certificate.” Ox-Head looked at a van and said listlessly.
”Here.” The driver of the enforcement team handed the ID to Ox-Head with a warm smile.
Ox-Head was stunned when he saw this smile. After roughly looking through the documents, he walked away.
”Looks like the convoy's harvest this time isn't bad.” Horse-Face said.
Ox-Head was stunned upon hearing this. ”Why do you say that?”
”I heard a lot of people moving around in the transport box behind them. I think they must have eliminated a small group.” Horse-Face said in admiration.
Ox-Head glanced at the departing van and nodded in deep agreement.
”Are you carrying me up?” The girl laid on Wan Lixing's back as she conducted the final negotiations.
Hearing that, Wan Lixing sat on the doorstep and said: ”You are just a little girl, can you train more?”
”But you have to take care of me when you sign the adoption contract! Furthermore, without you, I would not have come here! ” Seeing Wan Lixing's thick skin, the little girl could only use his killer move.
Hearing this, Wan Lixing's face fell, and he said helplessly: ”Fine, fine, fine, I will apologize, I promise you, I will revive you!”
When the little girl heard this, a rare trace of a smile appeared on her face.
In the blink of an eye, she was so beautiful that she could topple empires.
Unfortunately, Wan Lixing could not see that smile. He carried the little girl on his back as he opened up the elevator.
”Why the stairs?” the little girl asked curiously as she looked at everything in front of her.
”How would I know? I really want to fight to the death with the designer.” Wan Lixing climbed up step by step, while giving his blessings to the designer of the staircase.
”Wan Lixing, do you dare crawl faster?” The little girl patted Wan Lixing's head and said coldly.
”Hey, girl, sit still.” Wan Lixing curled his lips, and looked at the floor. He had only climbed ten floors, but he felt weak all over.
”Wan Lixing, what floor do you live on?”
”Stop bullshitting, you have time to sing a song for your grandpa.”
”Hur hur.”
”Heh, why do you have so many hehe girls?”
”Hur hur.”
”… ….” ”I've made up my mind. From now on, I'll call you Wan hehe …”
”What right do I have to have your surname?”
”Because I have to bring you up. Life in the Underworld is very stressful, and I still have to help you go to school …” It's fine if your surname isn't Wan, but you have to call me Heheh. ”
”Hur hur.”
”…”
Step by step, until they reached the twentieth floor, Wan Lixing finally could not hold it in any longer and plopped his butt on the ground, while Wan hee hee remained hanging around Wan Lixing's neck.
”Wan Lixing, as a man, you can't be so careless.” Wan Hei Wu did not mock Wan Lixing for once, but his words were even more sarcastic than's.
Wan Lixing rolled his eyes, he was curious about why this little girl was doing this when she was still young, how could she understand so many things at such a young age.
”Look, I have nothing to say, right? Remember, men can't say no. Come, come, stand up and carry me on your back as you climb up.” Wan Hei patted Wan Lixing's head, pointed to the level above, and said coldly.