C14 (1/2)
Hearing the shout, Yama was so scared that his entire body started to tremble. His awe-inspiring black robe started to flutter, revealing a fur leg inside.
”It's said that even the Yama can remain calm in the coldest place. Now, I finally understand why …” The old man's eyes darted around as he thought to himself, ”There's another gossip that I can brag about.”
The Yama seemed to have realized that he had lost his composure, and coughed. He looked towards the trash heap not far away and shouted, ”What kind of thief is disturbing the peace of our Underworld!”
Two breaths later, a pile of rubbish started to shake and a figure slowly came out from the garbage heap.
When he saw it clearly, Yama was stunned once again.
He was about 20 years old, his face was covered in dust, and a translucent underwear was very eye-catching. His body was hung with trash, and there was even a steering wheel on top of his head. He looked very miserable, and most importantly, he was tightly hugging a little girl … More accurately, it was the little girl's corpse.
”You can leave first.” With his ability, he could naturally tell that the little girl was not someone from the Underworld. It was because of this that he felt shocked in his heart, but in order to avoid unnecessary trouble, he still dismissed the old man beside him.
When the old man heard this, he respectfully lowered his head and turned to leave. Although he was curious about the identity of the person, he had no choice but to listen to Yama's words.
Wan Lixing carried the little girl and walked out from the trash heap step by step, slowly shaking off the trash on his body, and looked at Yama who was standing not far away.
”That uncle ape …” Wrong... leg hair uncle! ” Wan Lixing looked at the surrounding situation and immediately became happy. This was the Underworld, the nearby black and white street light was the best proof.
This area should be a Villa District. Although the environment of the Underworld was very depressing, this place could be considered pretty good. At least, the architecture was all very elegant and generous, and the supporting facilities were also very sound.
Hearing that, Yama looked around, and in the end, pointed to himself and said: ”You are … You mean me? ”
”Yeah, leg hair uncle, where is this place in the Underworld?” Wan Lixing came to Yama's side and asked.
When the Yama heard this, he was immediately angered. ”Let me ask you, what happened to the little girl's corpse? Why are you here?”
Originally, Wan Lixing was still in the mood to look at his surroundings and dream about when he would be able to live in this kind of villa, but after hearing Yama's question, he felt as if his tail had been stepped on, and jumped a few steps back, vigilantly looking at Yama.
”Damn, I was too careless. I got too carried away after returning to the Underworld. I forgot that there are still some people here that can see through the little girl.” Wan Lixing frowned. He still could not be sure whether this leg hair uncle was good or bad, after all, he had committed a huge mistake. No matter how kind a person was, they would not let him off.
Seeing that, the Yama laughed: ”Don't worry.”
”Don't come near me!” Seeing that, Wan Lixing shouted out loud. With one hand, he hoisted the little girl onto his shoulder, and with the other hand he picked up the transparent underwear on his shoulder and threw it towards Yama.
Yama smiled bitterly as he avoided all of the trash. ”I won't capture you, and I won't do anything to you. I'm just curious!”
When Wan Lixing heard this, his mouth twitched, and said: ”Don't be like this, you're treating me like a child. The reason you're saying this right now is to reduce my vigilance, and then sneak attack me when I'm not paying attention! This is how it's always played in TV dramas. You can't fool me! ”
When the Yama heard this, he snorted and said, ”I already said that you people should watch less TV and less messy TV dramas. Everyday at 8 o'clock in the evening, if you don't do anything, you should watch that pig-gig around the television. I should get the Underworld's TV series to cut down on this sort of thing! ”
When Wan Lixing heard this, he was instantly displeased, and said: ”leg hair uncle, I don't agree with your words, do you know how much pressure the people of the Underworld are facing? However, the Underworld doesn't have any entertainment. Many people are almost sick from holding their breath. The drivers of the Three Realms are better off, since we can find some entertainment in the mortal realm. What do you think others should do?
Hearing that, Yama's eyes flashed, and laughed: ”Oh? you are a taxi driver of the Three Realms? ”
”NO!” I'm from Heavenly Calamity Solitary Star, so I'm telling you, stay away from me. Wan Lixing instantly realized that he had leaked his mouth, and he could only change it in a hurry to come up with a reason.
Yama curled his lips, picked his nose and said: ”I swear to Yama, I definitely won't do anything to you. You just have to tell me what's going on, I still have some influence in the Underworld, maybe I can help you.”
Wan Lixing looked at leg hair uncle deeply when he heard him. Seeing that he did not seem to be joking, he trusted him somewhat.
”Besides, I'm the manager of this place. You can't leave without my permission.” The entire Underworld is my place and I can even be called the supervisor. These words are not a lie.
Hearing this, Wan Lixing took a closer look at his surroundings and confirmed that there was no clear way out. The surroundings were all blocked by a villa, and the only exit was probably the light door s behind leg hair uncle.
”Forget it, just remember what you said today!” Wan Lixing sighed helplessly, if his own car was still there, he might be able to escape, but right now, the entire taxi only had the steering wheel in his hands, and he was still carrying a child, so he didn't have any real combat ability. Instead of wasting time like this, he might as well believe in leg hair uncle's words.
Furthermore, looking at the thickness of the hair on leg hair uncle's legs, he should be a stable and reliable man.
”leg hair warrior, it's a long story …” Wan Lixing slowly placed the girl on a clean piece of land and sat down cross-legged.
Hearing this form of address, Yama's mouth twitched even more, but he was too curious, so he followed Wan Lixing's example and sat cross-legged on the ground. If there was a table between the two of them, then it would truly be tasting tea and discussing dao.