Part 17 (1/2)
--_Thro ... my fau ..._
Like frenzied grape-pickers treading the grapes from the vat, they squelched around in the Latin of the ma.s.s, slopping it all over the place.
--_Lor ... b'ith ... yo..._ says Balaguere.
--_An ... wi ... yo ... spi't ..._ replies Garrigou; and the busy little bell is more or less continuously in action jangling in their ears, acting like the bells they put on post-horses to make them gallop faster. To be sure, at this rate the second low ma.s.s is quickly dispatched.
--And the second one done! says the completely breathless chaplain.
Then, without time for another breath, flushed and sweating, he rushes down the altar steps and....
The bell rings yet again!
The third ma.s.s is beginning. The dining room is no more than a few steps away, but, oh dear, as the Christmas Eve feast gets nearer, the unfortunate Balaguere is gripped by a mad, impatient fever of greed.
His fantasies get the worse of him, he sees the golden carp, the roast turkeys, they are there, there right before his eyes.... He touches them ... he ... Oh G.o.d!... The steaming dishes, the scented wine; then the little bell frantically cries out,
--Faster, faster, faster!...
Yet how could he go any faster? As it was, his lips barely move. He doesn't even p.r.o.nounce the words ... short of completely fooling G.o.d and keeping His ma.s.s from Him. And then he even falls into that low state, the poor unfortunate man!... Going from bad to worse temptation, he begins to skip a verse, and then two. Then the epistle is too long, so he cuts it, skims over the gospel reading, looks in at the I believe but doesn't go in, jumps over the Our Father altogether, nods at the preface from afar, and goes towards eternal d.a.m.nation by leaps and bounds. He was closely followed by the infamous, satanic Garrigou, who with his uncanny understanding as number two, lifts up his chasuble for him, turns the pages two at a time, b.u.mps into the lecterns, knocks off birettas, and ceaselessly shakes the small bell harder and harder, faster and faster.
Those present are completely confused. Obliged to base their actions on the priest's words not one of which they understand, some stand up, while others kneel; sit down, while others stand. The Christmas star, yonder on its journey across the heavens towards the stable, pales in horror at the confusion which is happening....
--The father is going too quickly ... we can't follow him, murmurs the old dowager as she distractedly plays with her hair.
Master Arnoton, his large steel-framed gla.s.ses on his nose, looks in his prayer book to see where on earth they might be in the service. At heart, none of these dear people, who are also thinking of the feast to come, are at all bothered that the ma.s.s is going at such a rate; and when Dom Balaguere, face beaming, turns towards the congregation shouting as loud as possible: _The ma.s.s is over_, it is as with one voice they make the response, so joyously and lively there in the chapel. You would think that they are already sitting at the table for the opening toast of the Christmas Eve feast.
III
Five minutes later, all lords, with the chaplain in the middle, are seated in the great hall. Everything is lit up in the chateau, which resounded with singing, shouting, laughter, and buzzing. The venerable Dom Balaguere is plunging his fork into a grouse wing and drowning his sinful remorse under a sea of wine and meat juices. The poor holy man eats and drinks so much that he dies in the night suffering a terrible heart attack, with no time to repent. So, the next morning, he arrives in a heaven full of rumours about the night's revelries, and I leave it for you to judge how he is received.
--Depart from me, you dismal Christian!, the sovereign judge, Our Lord, says to him. Your error is gross enough to wipe away a whole life of virtue.... Ah! You have stolen a midnight ma.s.s from Me.... Oh, yes you did! You will pay for your sin three hundred times over, in the proper place, and you will enter paradise only when you will have celebrated three hundred midnight ma.s.ses, in your own chapel, in front of all those who have sinned with you, through your most grievous fault....
Well, that's that, the true story of Dom Balaguere as told in the land of the olive. The chateau of Trinquelage is no more, but the chapel still remains in a copse of green oaks at the top of Mount Ventoux.
Now, it has a wind-blown, ramshackle door and gra.s.s grows over the threshold. There are birds' nests in the corner of the altar and in the window openings, from where the stained gla.s.s is long departed.
However, it is said that every year at Christmas, a supernatural light moves amongst the ruins, and when the peasants go to the ma.s.s and Christmas Eve meals, they can see this ghostly chapel lit by invisible candles, which burn in the open air, even in a blizzard. Laugh if you will, but a winegrower in the area named Garrigue, no doubt a descendant of Garrigou, a.s.sures me that once, when he was a bit merry at Christmas, he got lost in the mountain around Trinquelage. This is what he saw....
Until eleven o'clock at night ... nothing. Everything was silent, dark, and still. Suddenly, towards midnight, a hand bell rang at the very top of the clock tower. It was an ancient bell which sounded as if it were coming from far away. Soon, Garrigue saw flickering lights making vague, restless shadows on the road. Under the chapel's porch, someone was walking and whispering:
--Good evening, Master Arnoton!
--Good evening, good evening, folks!...
When everyone had gone in, the winegrower, a very brave man, approached carefully, and, looking through the broken door, was met by a very strange sight, indeed. All the people whom he had seen pa.s.s were positioned around the choir in the ruined nave, as though the old benches were still there. There were beautiful women in brocade and lace-draped hair, lords in colourful finery from head to toe, and peasants in floral jackets like those our grandfathers used to wear.
Everything gave the impression of being old, dusty, faded, and worn out. Sometimes, nocturnal birds, regular visitors to the chapel, attracted by the lights, came to flap around the candles whose flame went straight upwards but looked dim as if seen through gauze. There was a certain person in large, steel-framed gla.s.ses, who kept shaking his tall, black wig where one of the birds was completely entangled, its wings silently thras.h.i.+ng about, much to the amus.e.m.e.nt of Garrigue....