Chapter 114 (1/2)
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at 5th of May 2020 10:01:13 AM
Chapter 114
Chapter 114: Hyena
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Charge was no doubt a preemptive trump card . Being a melee fighter without Charge was a total handicap!
I locked onto a nearby Crystal Crab and used Charge!
Whoos.h.!.+
As if four engines had been revved, I turned into a streak of lightning and shot out, instantly appearing before the Crystal Crab . Without the poor creature even realizing what was happening, a mark appeared above its head, signifying stunned state .
Pardon! Desperate Gambit!
Both skills were instantly cast and when I turned to disengage, I saw the Crystal Crab waving its huge pincers at the air, rippling out four gorgeous MISS messages .
Tsk tsk . A one-second stun was just too amazing . It would let me kill mobs without getting damaged at all!
I finished the crab, calmed down, then ran to the edge of the forest to set up a tent . Time to log out!
……
The other four were already waiting inside the workshop’s living room . Like before, Gui Guzi looked like he was going to an interview, Du Thirteen dressed like a hooligan, Beiming Xue was in a T-s.h.i.+rt and short skirt while I and Mamate just looked unremarkable, one wearing Jeanswest and the other, Semir .
“Where should we go for dinner?” I asked .
“Anywhere, going to a bar is more important tonight!”
“Okay . ”
And so we had dinner in a small roadside restaurant . When the sun set, and it was 7:30 pm in the evening, our group arrived at the only bar in the area: Hot Club . It was a bar with a youthful concept . Those who would come there were either students or people like us .
The inside lighting was dreamy and we saw a few charming girls sitting near the counter the moment we went in .
We found a table and took our seats . A waitress walked over and asked for our order .
Beiming Xue’s beautiful eyes swept over and she suddenly smiled . “Beauty, we’re not ordering anything yet . Can you come back in ten minutes?”
The waitress nodded . “Alright~”
“Lil Beiming, what are you planning?” I asked .
Beiming Xue immediately stood up and moved her seat to side beside me . She reached out and pointed with a finger . “Gui Guzi, Brother Thirteen, Mamate, go sit on the sofa in front of us . Let’s play a game!”
Du Thirteen asked, “What game?”
“Brain teasers . I’ll be with Lu Chen and you three will be another team . Each team will ask the other questions . Best of three . Whichever team loses will foot the bill . How about it? You up for it?”
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Du Thirteen laughed . “Haha, Lil Beiming you’re seriously asking for it . Brain teasers are a cinch for someone who reads a ton of books like me!”
“Okay, let’s begin!”
Beiming Xue took out her cellphone and lightly slapped the table . Smiling with crafty eyes, she said, “First question . Please listen carefully . What is a man who is trusted to guard a woman's chast.i.ty without fail?”
Du Thirteen was shocked . His face turned grim .
Mamate said, “Is it someone h.o.m.os.e.xual or as.e.xual?”
Gui Guzi nodded continuously . “Mamate’s smart!”
Beiming Xue indifferently answered, “No, an eunuch!”
“d.a.m.n…”
Du Thirteen was angry . “My turn . Please listen carefully . A bear without a tail is called a tailless bear . What is a bear without a d.i.c.k called?”
Beiming Xue calmly answered, “Mother bear!”
“d.a.m.n…”
1:0!
Beiming Xue beamed and continued . “Second question . Please listen carefully . Brother Thirteen transmigrated to the North Pole and encountered a polar bear . How can he handle the polar bear without a weapon?”
Du Thirteen, Gui Guzi, and Mamate stared blankly .
Beiming Xue gently smiled . “He can pee out a sword…”
“d.a.m.n…”
They were about to go mad . Since it was their last chance, Du Thirteen stifled his anger and said with a clear voice . “Second question . Please listen carefully . After going to the toilet, do you use your left hand or your right hand to wipe your peepee?
Beiming Xue was immediately stunned and her face flushed red .
I smiled . “It’s better to use toilet paper…”
“Oh~no…”
They had been totally destroyed . Du Thirteen’s party suffered a 2:0 defeat .
We began to order . Beiming Xue wanted two gla.s.ses of fruit juice . I ordered two bottles of beer and some snacks . All this was billed to Du Thirteen . He was in charge of our workshop’s finances anyway so he should have quite a bit of money in his pockets .
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Du Thirteen couldn’t accept his loss and wanted a rematch with Beiming Xue . I spoke out, “Your brain teasers are too vulgar, it’s better to chat about some pure things!”
Mamate nodded repeatedly . “Right, pure things!”
The three of them looked at me but I was also at a loss . I glanced at Beiming Xue and said a bit helplessly, “It seems like aside from Beiming, we don’t have anything beautiful and pure…”
……
As a result, the five of us played cards all the way until 9 pm .
My phone suddenly rang with my jingling ringtone . I checked the throbbing screen and found a familiar name on the screen, Wind Fantasy . It was Lin Yixin .