C59 (2/2)
”You — you shut up!”
”Your left chest is bigger than your right foot, your right foot is fatter than your left foot, your waist is too thin, your buttocks are too flat, and you have too little meat on your bones.”
Zhuang Dian Dian hugged herself tightly, staring at him in disbelief, ”Mama Ying, do you need to be so detailed?”
Damn, why didn't she feel like she had a big chest and a small chest? Damn it, slander! It was a blatant slander!
Xi Shang Yun looked at the time and was too lazy to tease her anymore. He immediately took off his pants, ”Stop dawdling! Washing together to save water! Can't you save some of the energy of the Earth? ”
Zhuang Dian Dian wanted to cry, but no tears came out, ”Xi Shang Yun, are you a rascal?”
Xi Shang Yun shook his head in all seriousness, ”Don't speak nonsense, you are ruining my reputation.”
The corner of Zhuang Dian Dian's mouth twitched, and her stiff gaze slowly shifted downwards, then moved again …
Following her gaze, Xi Shang Yun lowered his head and looked, and gave her an unconcerned smile, as he said in a perfectly natural manner: ”This is only a normal physiological reaction.”
He stepped forward and pressed his hand on Zhuang Dian Dian's shoulder as she smiled, ”You should be glad that you still have the charm to attract me.”
Zhuang Dian Dian's brows twitched twice, then she suddenly went berserk and pushed him away with a ”Ao!”, ”Xi Shang Yun! Don't go too far! Don't think that you can bully me just because I can't beat you! Do you want us to go out and train? ”
Xi Shang Yun helplessly shook his head, and grabbed her arm to drag her inside, ”With such a young lady's age, does he need to learn solo every now and then? If mother Zhuang sees you like this, he will definitely blame me for not teaching you well. ”
”...”
”Come on, be a good girl and take off your towel.”
”I won't!” I won't give up even if I die! ”
”Heh heh... ”Be good and take it off!”
”Xi Shang Yun! ”You — don't come near me —”
”I, Zhuang Dian Dian, will count to three. If you don't want to fight, I will immediately help you.”
”One …”
”Don't even think about it!”
”Two …”
”No!” ”We will not die even if we want to!”
”Alright,” Xi Shang Yun nodded his head, and immediately took off his pants, ”If you don't want to, then I will.”
With a ”plop” sound, Zhuang Dian Dian jumped into the bathtub and buried her head inside. A few seconds later, she raised the wet towel in her trembling hands and threw it out snappily.
Xi Shang Yun laughed with satisfaction, ”Good gir ~”
Fortunately, there were a lot of bubbles in the bathtub, which just happened to block out the spring light in her body. Otherwise, she would have been embarrassed to death!
Xi Shang Yun took a step forward with his long legs and was about to enter, but Zhuang Dian Dian protected him with both hands, ”No! You can't come in! ”
”I already said that I've seen everything about you, why are you being shy!”
Xi Shang Yun extended his arm and pulled her over, then placed her in his bosom. Without the obstruction of his clothes and the feeling of his skin touching one another, it was enough to make him feel good!
As Xi Shang Yun enjoyed it, he squinted his eyes. His skin was boiling hot and his hands instinctively wrapped around his chest.