39 Housewarming Party 3 (1/2)
Zhao Detong, Fei Bing Bing, Tanaka Kato, Fang Kai, Frank Wang and Bei Lao all congratulated Mao Lu.
Soon they were all sitting in Mao Lu's living room drinking happily and eating the snacks they'd prepared.
\”So you're a client at B&B law firm?\” Bing Bing asked.
Chàng Bo nodded.
\”What kind of circumstance requires you to stay with Mao Lu?\” Bing Bing couldn't help but ask curiously.
\”A private circumstance.\” Chàng Bo replied back coldly.
\”Private. Ah I see hahaha.\” Fei Bing Bing laughed awkwardly.
Seeing the awkwardness Frank Wang got to his feet and pulled two bags from the corner of the room.
\”So here is your housewarming gifts, you didn't think we came empty handed did you?\” Frank Wang winked as he passed the two big bags to Mao Lu.
\”Oh you guys didn't have to!\” Mao Lu cried out as he pulled out the brand new rice cooker, a collection of porcelain dishware, cool photo frames and a set of air fresheners shaped like arrows.
\”Oh my you guys!!!! This is so nice and sweet of you. Oh my. Thank you so much. I love you all.\” Mao Lu shouted in joy.
\”I knew he'd like them!\” Frank Wang smiled smugly.
\”It's nothing to be grateful for Lu, Frank Wang was the one who got the presents, we only gave him the money.\” Fang Kai said.
\”Yeah but you guys prepared all of this together and you put money towards the gifts. Of course I'm grateful to all of you for all of it. And I really do love you guys. This means the world to me honestly.\”
They all (minus Qi Zhou and Chàng Bo) smiled like fools at Mao Lu's words.
Everyone raised their glasses, Chàng Bo quickly copying them.
\”Here's to Mao Lu's brilliant future and hopefully more good luck and good fortune.\” Zhao Detong proclaimed, \”Kampei!!!\”
\”Kampei!!!!\” Everyone else shouted back as they clinked glasses and drank more.
Half of them drank beer, the other half some wine and spirits. The only one not drinking anything alcoholic was Zhao Detong who was going to be driving everyone home.
\”Sooooo\” said a very drunk Tanaka, in less than an hour he was already on his 5th beer, \”You Mr gorgeous and handsome\” he said as he wagged his finger at Chàng Bo.
\”Do you like my Mao Lu, my Mao Lu is bloody amazing. Just look at that face and body. You won't lose out if you started dating him!\” Tanaka yelled.
Mao Lu felt his face burn with embarrassment.
Both he and Bei Lao both yelled \”Tanaka!!!!\” at the same time.
\”WHAT!!!\” he yelled back. \”I'm not wrong, right? This guy should date you Lu. Oi Chàng Bo, my Lu has much he can offer you. Not only is he handsome, he's also very smart, if he continued his education he'd have all honours by now. You can't find a better man than him. Not only that my Lu is a virgin, a pure sa-£%=(++@=/%/##\”
At this very moment Mao Lu wished he could just crawl into a hole and die. Everyone was looking at him, including Chàng Bo.
This was so embarrassing.
\”Why Tanaka just why!!?\” He screamed in his head.
\”It's not humiliating to be a virgin, virginity is a good thing to maintain. Sometimes it's better to wait until you meet the right person.\” Fei Bing Bing said as she saw Mao Lu's embarrassed and red face.
Fang Kai who was as drunk as Tanaka, laughed \”Hahaha maybe for women it looks good if you're a virgin by Mao Lu's age, but Mao Lu's a man, even if he's a gay he's still a man. Being a virgin when you're nearly 25, people will think you've got some problem down there hahaha.\”
Zhao Detong, Fei Bing Bing, and Bei Lao glared at Fang Kai.
\”Really Mao Lu it's nothing to be ashamed of, I mean there are all kinds of people and it doesn't matter if you put out or not. I doubt anyone will think you have a problem.\” Detong said trying to salvage the situation.
\”Wow says the guy that had various girlfriends and lost his virginity at 15, what would you know about virginity\” Frank Wang said. \”As a fellow virgin, just like you Lu I'm the one who's qualified to say that there is nothing wrong with it. Just wait to find someone you love.\”
Fang Kai began to giggle again, \”Yeah but you've at least kissed someone before, right Frank? Mao Lu has never done that. He told me so the last time we went drinking. He's never kissed another person, not once! He's a 1000% virgin!\”
\”Fang Kai!!\” Fei Bing Bing yelled as she shook Fang Kai by the collar.
\”Yeah.\” said Tanaka as he escaped Bei Lao's grasp and stood on the glass table, \”That's why you should love our Lu!!!! He's 1000% pure, 1000% pure hearted, 1000% decent. He's the best damn thing you'll ever find!\” Tanaka yelled into Chàng Bo's face.
Chàng Bo watched all of this with growing amusement, and at the same time he also felt embarrassed on Mao Lu's behalf.
He didn't know whether Gatekeeper Lu really took a fancy to him or not, but being advertised like this by his mortal friends must be mortifying.
Mao Lu's expression was dark. He didn't say anything. He didn't look at any of his friends, and he didn't dare look at Chàng Bo, else he might scream in embarrassment. Instead he just glugged down more of his beer and stuffed his face with some more dumplings and tried to pretend he wasn't involved with anything happening around him.
But then…
\”Oh and by the way Chàng Bo, Mao Lu is a solid Shou, a Uke you know, so he likes it %§@&% so if you want to %@&£/@%@ then you can! And I'm sure he'd love it if you & #£@&@&@££#_#%+%@+£%+#%@&#him!!!!!!\” Tanaka shouted on top of the table.
That was the final straw.
Mao Lu sprang to his feet and dragged Tanaka off the table.
\”THAT'S IT!!! ALL OF YOU HAVE STAYED LONG ENOUGH. LEAVE! LEAVE! LEAVE RIGHT NOW!!!!!\”
Zhao Detong and Frank Wang immediately grabbed the drunk Fang Kai. Fei Bing Bing and Bei Lao grabbed Tanaka.
\”I'm so sorry Mao Lu!\” Fei Bing Bing said hurriedly.
\”Yes this wasn't meant to happen Lu, we'll take these guys away and leave now okay. We didn't mean for this to end on such a sour note.\” Zhao Detong apologised.
Mao Lu couldn't even respond, he was too busy internally screaming. \”Why are my friends such messes. Why why why why why why why!!!!!!!\”
They all hurried to the car, as Qi Zhou lingered, wondering whether she should leave or not, Mao Lu sighed and said \”Let's have a chat another time, right now I'm not in the mood.\” he replied darkly.