Part 37 (1/2)
”Well,” said McLarney, stalking away, ”that's the last time I ever bother reading a book.”
For a career cop, Roger Nolan is positively scary and a force to be reckoned with in any game of trivia. Still trying to find comfort in that metal chair, Garvey succ.u.mbs to his sergeant's academic dissertation on the John Wayne mystique. He listens quietly because what else can he do. It's too hot to type that prosecution report. Too hot to read the Evening Evening Sun Sun sitting on Sydnor's desk. Too hot to go down to Baltimore Street and pay for a cheesesteak. Too G.o.dd.a.m.n hot. sitting on Sydnor's desk. Too hot to go down to Baltimore Street and pay for a cheesesteak. Too G.o.dd.a.m.n hot.
Whoa. Incoming.
Garvey pushes the chair toward Edgerton's desk and grabs the receiver on the first bleat, fastest on the draw. His call. His moneymaker. His ticket out.
”Homicide.”
”Northwest district, six-A-twelve unit.”
”Yeah, whatcha got?”
”It's an old man in a house. No sign of wounds or anything like that.”
”Forced entry?”
”Ah, no, nothing like that.”
Garvey's disappointment seeps into his voice. ”How'd you get in?”
”Front door was open. The neighbor came over to check on him and then found him in the bedroom.”
”He live alone?”
”Yeah.”
”And he's in bed?”
”Uh-huh.”
”How old is he?”
”Seventy-one.”
Garvey gives up his name and sequence number, knowing that if this officer has misread the scene and the case comes back from the ME as a murder, Garvey will have to eat it. Still, it sounds straight enough.
”Do I need anything else for the report?” the cop asks.
”No. You called for the medical examiner, right?”
”Yeah.”
”That's everything then.”
He drops the receiver back onto the phone and separates the sticky wetness that is his s.h.i.+rt from the back of the chair. Twenty minutes later, the phone rings again with a west side cutting-cheap stuff, too, with one kid in the University Hospital ER and the other in the Western lockup, staring out of his cell at Garvey and Kincaid through a cocaine haze.
”He just walked in here and said he stabbed his brother,” says the Western turnkey.
Garvey snorts. ”You don't think he's on drugs, do you, Donald?”
”Him?” says Kincaid, deadpan. ”No way.”
The cutting call keeps them on the street for no more than twenty minutes, and when they return to the office, Nolan is dismantling the VCR; all else is three-part snoring so regular that it takes on a hypnotic quality.
Edgerton has returned from videoland and the squad soon settles in for the worst kind of sleep, the kind where a detective wakes up more exhausted than before, covered by a layer of liquid homicide office that can only be sc.r.a.ped away by a twenty-minute shower. Still, they sleep. On a slow night, everyone sleeps.
At five, the telephone finally rings again, although now everyone is two hours past the desire to get a call-the general reasoning being that anyone inconsiderate enough to relinquish his life after the hour of three A.M A.M. does not deserve to be avenged.
”Homicide,” says Kincaid.
”G'morning. Irwin from the Evening Sun Evening Sun. What'd you have last night?”
d.i.c.k Irwin. The only man in Baltimore with a work schedule more miserable than that of a homicide detective. Five A.M A.M. calls for seven A.M A.M. deadlines, five nights a week.
”All quiet.”
Back to sleep for a half hour or so. And then a moment of pure terror: some sort of thunderous machine, some kind of battering ram, is heaving against the hallway door. Metal hitting metal in the darkness to Garvey's immediate right. Shrill, high-pitched noises as a violent, nocturnal beast clatters toward a sleeping squad, bulling its way through the dark portal. Edgerton remembers the .38 in his top left drawer, a firearm fully stocked with 158-grain hollow-points. And thank G.o.d for that, because the beast is now entering the room, its steel lance projected, its leaden armor clanging against the bulkhead on the far side of the coffee room. Kill it, says the voice in Edgerton's head. Kill it now.
A sheet of light falls upon them.
”What the ...”
”Aw, h.e.l.l, I'm sorry,” says the beast, surveying a room full of cowering, bleary-eyed men. ”I didn't see you all in there where you was sleepin'.”
Irene. The monster is a cleaning woman with an East Bawlmer accent and yellow-white hair. The steel lance is a mop handle; the clanging armor, the larger half of the floor buffer. They are alive. Blind, but alive.
”Turn out the light,” Garvey manages to say.
”I will, hon. I'm sorry,” she says. ”You go back to sleep. I'll start out here 'n leave you alone. You get on back to sleep an' I'll tell when the lieutenant comes in ...”
”Thank you, Irene.”
She is the ancient janitress with a heart of gold and a vocabulary that could make a turnkey blush. She lives alone in an unheated rowhouse, earns a fifth of what they do and never arrives later than 5:30 A.M A.M. to begin s.h.i.+ning the sixth-floor linoleum. Last Christmas, she took what little money didn't go for food and bought a pressed-wood television table as her gift to the homicide unit. No amount of pain or aggravation could cause them to yell at this woman.
They will, however, flirt with her.
”Irene, honey,” says Garvey, before she can shut the door. ”Better watch out now. Kincaid had his pants off tonight and he was dreamin' about you ...”
”You're a liar.”
”Ask Bowman.”
”It's true,” says Bowman, picking it up from the rear of the office. ”He had his pants off and he was calling your name ...”
”You can kiss my a.s.s, Bowman.”
”You better not say that to Kincaid.”
”He can kiss my a.s.s too,” says Irene.