Vol 3 Chapter 9 (1/2)
SLKD – Volume 3 Chapter 9
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Perverted Old Man, Kuu, Solo-play
“Then Chi-chan, I have some matters to attend to, if someone comes and asks for me, ask them to come back later.” The Headmaster left some instructions for a.s.sistant Yonechi.
a.s.sistant Yonechi respectfully nodded her head, “I understand, Ijima-san. However, you are not allowed to drink when you are outside. Your wife is strict about not letting you drink any alcohol. I hope you won’t make it difficult for me.”
Not waiting for the Headmaster to speak, the old man ogled a.s.sistant Yonechi’s b.r.e.a.s.t.s and said, “Don’t worry! Yonechi-chan, I won’t let him drink, you have my word.”
Old man, who are you actually talking to? Her b.r.e.a.s.t.s?
I want to puke at his actions, but… sigh… I don’t want to embarra.s.s him – after all, Nagisa’s father is still in need of his help.
“Okay, you are Ijima-san’s doctor, so I hope you can make him understand that he is hurting his own body by drinking alcohol.”
“Ha, no problem, then I’ll see you later, cute b.o.o.bie-chan… ugh…Yonechi-chan…”
As expected, this old geezer was speaking to the b.r.e.a.s.t.s? If he and Yalide were put together, wouldn’t they become the ultimate duo?
‘Oi! Stinky brat, I am a mighty dragon G.o.d, how can you put me on the same level as a human? But… this combination seems decent enough?’
‘I was only joking, but you’re taking it seriously?’
—————————— Hospital
Sayas.h.i.+ Central Hospital is a big health care inst.i.tution and is labelled as the town’s best hospital. It has a lot of doctors specialized in healing magic from all around the world. Also worth mentioning is that this world has the same medical operations as my previous world, which includes surgical operation and similar invasion procedures. However, compared to the painless method of using healing magic, those who would choose to use the old surgical method are the minority. They are mostly from poor families. Furthermore, so long as the patient is still alive, those terminal illnesses from my previous world can all be cured with healing magic.
We rode in the old man’s limousine to this 20-story hospital – Sayas.h.i.+ Central Hospital.
The moment we stepped in from the door, regardless of the person’s position, be they security guards, nurses, or even doctors, they all greeted this old man respectfully.
It can’t be that this old man is really amazing, can it? A real medical saint just like what he had claimed?
…
As we proceeded to the reception area, the old man approached a beautiful young nurse, smiled and commented, “Myuu-chan, it has been only a few days without seeing you, but you became so much prettier.”
“Just go and die, old man. You’re only away for a few days, and you have gotten more disgusting.”
Good job! Miss reception nurse, you are amazing! I have waited a long time for a chance to curse him. Along the way here, in the luxurious car, he was constantly staring at Nagisa’s b.r.e.a.s.t.s; what a disgusting old geezer.
“Hehe, really? So you were thinking of me, haha!” The old man touched what’s left of his hair and laughed. I don’t understand how he has lived his life up till now… he had just been called disgusting by such a beautiful girl…
“Oh right, Myuu-chan, can I ask if Akahos.h.i.+ has taken off from work?”
The nurse whom the old man had been calling Myuu-chan lowered her head and checked the monitor screen, hit a few b.u.t.tons, then raised her head only to find the old man tip-toeing, looking down from a higher perspective at…
Myuu-chan clenched her fist and slammed the table, and said indifferently, “That b.a.s.t.a.r.d has not signed off, so he should still be in his office. One more thing, old man, if you dare to peek so openly again, I will make you wish you were dead, even if you are my grandfather.”
What the?! Grandfather? This piece of work… he even targets his own granddaughter… looks like that his wife has him on such a tight leash that he went all girl crazy…
“Ha~~ you going to hit your own grandfather? I can stand it. Coming back to the main point, help me contact the vice-president, and some of the executive officers, and tell them to wait for me in Akahos.h.i.+’s office, and let them know that I have something important to announce.”
“Oh? Old man, you finally got yourself some evidence to fire that b.a.s.t.a.r.d, who is even more disgusting than you?” After she heard the old man’s request, Myuu-chan appeared to be quite excited? Looks like, she must also hate that b.a.s.t.a.r.d doctor?
“Of course, have you got the thing from yesterday night? Hm? You got it? Haha, good! Did you think that I, you grandfather, was just messing around? I am a medical saint after all, hahaha~~”
The moment the old man finished, Myuu-chan took out a pen from the drawer and gave it to him, “This is it. This is what you asked me to record last night. However, I hope this is the last time. Don’t you ever ask me to do such a disgusting thing ever again, got it? Another thing, overlooking your t.i.tle as a medical saint, you are just a terrible old man.”
“Are you kidding? Is your grandfather really that terrible? Although I stare at women’s b.r.e.a.s.t.s occasionally, the truth is, I am observing the inflation and compression of their chest to determine their breathing pattern, and diagnose if they are having any illnesses or not.”
“Scram, you are just a pervert, I will make the call now to notify them, so go do what you want to do and leave me alone.” She then picked up the phone and started dialing, completely ignoring him.
Seeing that his own granddaughter ignored him, the old man was not even the least bit embarra.s.sed. He just laughed and motioned us to follow him.
This old man is really amazing, in his own way.
But, who is he really? Why can he just casually request audience with the vice-president and the other higher-ups of the hospitals? Could it be that he’s the president? It can’t be, can it? If this is true, aren’t all the females in this hospital in danger?…. And what’s was that pen about?
—————————— Medicine’s Storage Room
“Oi, Onion Head, why are we here? Aren’t we supposed to go watch a good show?” The Headmaster raised the question that was the crux of our confusion.
What is this perverted old man trying to do, could it be that it’s still not the time to go to that b.a.s.t.a.r.d doctor’s office?
“Stop worrying, I am here to get someone, then we can all go and watch the good show – without this important co-star, the story won’t be as exciting.” The perverted old man explained as he opened the door to a room that had a sign labeled “Pharmaceutical Administration Office” and led us to the a white-haired elderly man, “Hey, Kuu, the opportunity has arrived, bring the record list of the medicine, we are making a trip to that little cuckold’s office.”
“Oh? Finally a chance to screw that b.a.s.t.a.r.d?”
“Yup, I know you have waited for this day a long time now, haven’t you?”
“No kidding! That d.a.m.n cuckold, it was undoubtedly him who stole the medicinal gra.s.s and sold it, yet he used me as a scapegoat, accusing me of stealing it. The evidence he held had no loopholes, I even started to doubt myself. If not for the relations.h.i.+p between us, believe me, ugh~~ I might already be in jail serving my terms.”
“Ok ok, let’s go. Wait for a while outside later, and only come in when I call for you.” The perverted old man pat the elderly named Kuu, then brought us to take the elevator to the seventh floor.
…
“Little girl, you must tell only the truth later. Of course, if you can’t talk about it, just stay silent and watch the show. Oh right, did you bring the payment receipt and your father’s medical record?” Standing in front of a door labelled with the name of Akahos.h.i.+ Myouri, the perverted old man asked with a smile while facing Nagisa’s b.r.e.a.s.t.s…
Nagisa nervously felt around her pockets, and finally sighed with relief, “Got it …”
“Good, then if you have the time, loiter outside for a bit before coming in.”
That white-haired elderly replied energetically, “Understood, BOSS.”
“Come, let’s go in, the good show is about to start; this time, I want to see how that that b.a.s.t.a.r.d will wiggle his way out of this.” The perverted old man turned the k.n.o.b of the door and brought us into the office of that b.a.s.t.a.r.d doctor.
———————— b.a.s.t.a.r.d doctor’s office
When we walked into the office, the focus of everyone present turned to us; Nagisa timidly hid behind my back. I also noticed, the split second Nagisa entered the room, one of the fatter doctors in the group wearing a white coat twitched, it seems like that fatty is the b.a.s.t.a.r.d doctor.
“President Sougen, can I ask what is the meaning of this? Making everyone gather here in my office? Could it be that my performance was outstanding, so you intend to promote me in front of everyone?” The fatty regained his composure from his state of shock quickly, then greeted the perverted old man with a flattering smile.