Volume I Part 5 (1/2)

Billy and I ran to the hedge, and peeping through, perceived Simpson running very fast towards a clump of furze, shouting and gesticulating violently. I jumped across the fence, and was rapidly approaching him, when he waved me back.

”Stop! don't come near me! I'm into them. There are quant.i.ties of snipe here.”

”Arrah, what is he talkin' about at all at all?” panted Billy. ”Snipes!

c.o.c.k him up wud snipes! There ain't a snipe----”

Here Simpson, who had been groping amongst the furze, held up to our astonished gaze _two brace of snipe_.

Billy Doyle seemed completely dumbfounded. ”That bangs anything I ever heerd tell of. Man nor boy ever seen a snipe in that field afore.

Begorra, he's handy enough wud the gun, after all.”

I was very much pleased to find that our excursion had borne fruit, and that my vaunted preserves were not utterly barren.

”That's a good beginning, Simpson,” I cried. ”Go ahead; you'll get plenty of birds by-and-by.”

”I'll shoot at nothing but snipe,” he replied. ”Here you, Billy, come here and load for me.”

”Let's look at the birds, av ye plaze, sir,” said Billy, who began to entertain a feeling akin to respect for a man who could bring down his two brace at a shot. ”I'll be bound they're fat an' cosy, arter the hoighth av fine feedin' on this slob.”

”They're in my bag. By-and-by,” replied Simpson curtly. ”Now, my man, follow your master, and leave me to myself;” and my guest strode in the opposite direction.

Bang! bang!

”Be the mortial, he's at thim agin. This is shupayriour,” cried my retainer, hurrying towards the place whence the report proceeded.

Simpson again held up _two brace of snipe_, and again plunged them into his bag; nor would he gratify the justifiable longings of our gamekeeper by as much as a peep at them.

”This is capital sport. Why, this place is swarming with snipe,” cried my guest, whilst his gun was being reloaded. ”Depend upon it, it's a mistake to take dogs. The birds smell them. I'll try that bit of bog now.”

”Ye'll have to mind yer futtin',” observed Billy. ”It's crukked an'

cra.s.s enough in some spots; I'd betther be wid ye.”

”Certainly not,” said my guest. ”I always shoot alone.”

”Och, folly yer own wish, sir; only mind yer futtin'.”

Mr Simpson disappeared into the hollow in which the bog was situated, and, as before, bang! bang! we heard the report of both barrels.

”Be jabers, I'm bet intirely. Thim snipes must have been dhruv from the say, an' have come here unknownst to any wan. Ay, bawl away! Whisht! be the hokey, he's into the bog!”

A dismal wailing, accompanied by cries for help, arose from out the bog, where we found poor Simpson almost up to his chin, and endeavouring to support himself by his elbows.

”Ugh! ugh! lift me out, for heaven's sake! My new clothes--this coat that I never put on before” (his whaling garment)--”why did I come to this infernal hole. Ugh! ugh!”

We dragged him up, leaving his patent boots and stockings behind him.

Billy bore him on his back to the house, where he was stripped and arrayed in evening costume.