Volume I Part 2 (2/2)
”What do you mean, Billy?”
”Divvle resave the feather there is betune this an' Ballybann; they're dhruv out av the c.u.n.thry.”
”Nonsense, man. We'll get a snipe in Booker's fields.”
”Ye will, av ye sind to Dublin for it.”
I felt rather down in the mouth, for I had during the season given unlimited permission to my surrounding neighbours to blaze away--a privilege which had been used, if not abused, to the utmost limits.
Scarce a day pa.s.sed that we were not under fire, and on several occasions were in a state of siege, in consequence of a succession of raids upon the rookeries adjoining the house.
”We can try Mr Pringle's woods, Billy.”
”Yez had betther lave _thim_ alone, or the coroner 'ill be afther havin' a job. Pringle wud shoot his father sooner nor he'd let a bird be touched.”
”This is very awkward,” I muttered.
”Awkward! sorra a shurer shake in Chrisendom. It's crukkeder nor what happened to ould Major Moriarty beyant at Sievenaculliagh, that me father--may the heavens be his bed this day!--lived wud, man an' boy.”
Billy was full of anecdote, and being anxious to pull my thoughts together, I mechanically requested him to let me hear all about the dilemma in which the gallant Major had found himself.
”Well, sir, th' ould Major was as dacent an ould gintleman as ever swallied a gla.s.s o' sperrits, an' there was always las.h.i.+ns an' lavins beyant at the house. If ye wor hungry it was yerself that was for to blame, and if ye wor dhry, it wasn't be raisin av wantin' a _golliogue_. Th' ould leddy herself was aiqual to the Major, an' a hospitabler ould cupple didn't live the Shannon side o' Connaught.
Well, sir, wan mornin' a letther c.u.ms, sayin' that some frind was comin' for to billet on thim.
”'Och, I'm bet!' says the Mrs Moriarty.
”'What's that yer sayin' at all at all?' says th' ould Major; 'who bet ye?' says he.
”'Shure, here's Sir Timothy Blake, and Misther Bodkin Bushe, an' three more comin',' says she, 'an' this is only Wednesday.'
”'Arrah, what the d.i.c.kens has that for to say to it?' says the Major.
”'There's not as much fresh mate in the house as wud give a brequest to a blackbird,' says she; 'an' they all ate fish av a Friday, an' how are we for to get it at all at all? An' they'll be wantin' fish an' game.'
”Ye see, sir,” said Billy, ”there was little or no roads in thim ould times, an' the carriers only cra.s.sed that way wanst a week.”
”'We're hobbled, sure enough,' says the Major, 'we're hobbled, mam,'
says he, 'an' I wish they'd had manners to wait to be axed afore they'd come into a man's house,' he says.
”'Couldn't ye shoot somethin'?' says Mrs Moriarty.
”'Shoot a haystack flyin', mam,' says the Major, for he was riz, an'
when he was riz the divvle cudn't hould him; 'what is there for to shoot, barrin' a saygull? an' ye might as well be aitin' saw-dust.'
”'I seen three wild duck below on the pond,' she says.
”'Ye did on Tib's Eve!' says the Major.
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