C168 The movies are full of dupes (1/2)

So it turned out that Xi Si was not only proficient in procedures, but he also had such an awesome skill. The heavens truly are helping me, I immediately kept my phone, looking at Xi Si with a serious face, I patted his shoulder and said: ”Xi Si, do you know the Diamond Sutra? I saw you eating meat a lot these few days, did you forget about the Diamond Sutra? ”

”No!” My Master taught me the Diamond Sutra from a young age, so I can recite it from beginning to end. ” Xi Si panicked and shouted.

I looked at him in disbelief, ”Then prove to me with your actions that you are capable of leading an audience like this ghost hiding in the toilet. With my identity, it would be too disrespectful of me to seize the opportunity to show off. At the same time, I will not let you forget that even though you are vulgar, you still possess a buddhist nature!”

Hearing my words, Xi Si's blood seemed to be boiling, his two eyes stared wide as they shone brightly. He said with an excited expression: ”Thank you, Reverend, thank you for hosting this event, thank you Ximing Temple for giving me this opportunity! I will definitely perform well and host it! ” With that, Xi Si slashed the robe she was wearing to the side, raised her leg, and kicked the first sanitary towel's door.

I carefully looked over, there was nothing there, there was nothing in the second, third and even the fifth room, I looked at Xi Si with a depressed expression and asked: ”Where did he go? Is it because this host's aura is too strong and scared him away? ”

Xi Si shook his head to express that he wasn't sure, he walked into the cubicle and looked around as if he didn't see anything. He turned his head to me and said, ”Host, I don't have anything …” Halfway through his words, Xi Si suddenly stopped in his tracks. He stared at me in shock, or more accurately, behind me.

I seemed to have suddenly realized something. I gulped and smiled. ”Don't, don't joke with me. This, I used to play this game quite often when I was studying. There definitely won't be anything behind me.” I dared to turn my head.

With just a glance, I estimated that I could have had a month of nightmares. Good heavens! A bloody head was floating in the air behind me, still bleeding profusely from the broken neck. His head was like a broken piece of ceramic that had been remixed with pulp.

There were cracks everywhere, and not a single eye could pop out from its sockets.

I didn't say anything else and immediately ran forward a few steps, squeezed into the small cubicle and hid behind Xi Si: ”I won't snatch your contribution, kill him, kill him!”

Xi Si, this guy, was indeed born before, and facing this bloody scene, he really wasn't afraid at all. After answering me, he took a few steps forward, and used his left hand to feel the buddhist beads on his neck. His right hand moved to control his mouth, and closed his eyes to recite a scripture.

In just a few seconds, the bloody ghost head vanished into thin air. Not even a drop of blood remained.

”Host, it's over.” Xi Si said as he turned around and looked at me happily.

Finished, finished? That's it? No more? I pointed to the air with a stupefied expression and asked, ”Is it over?”

”Ah!” Xi Si nodded his head and laughed: ”Host, don't you know that this is a corpse that was formed from a great curse? In truth, it is not much of a threat, it is just scary. I used the Vajra Scripture to shatter its soul. ”

The movie was full of lies. Shouldn't catching ghosts be an earth-shattering and earth-shattering scene? No matter what, I have to shout twice. There are so many people outside listening to the commotion and watching the situation, but in the end, I just quietly went out to tell them that the ghosts have been captured.

After thinking for a while, I took out my phone and used the traffic to find a movie clip of Lin Zhengying catching zombies and showed it to Xi Si, ”Xi Si, take a look. I'll finish it for you from the side. ”

Xi Si stupidly took my phone, and after looking at it for a while he said in astonishment: ”This, this is a Spirit Dao cultivator! I, I am a monk, no, it's not the same. The host, moreover, all of this above is fake. It's useless. ”

”Let's just let you see then. Don't say so much, this ghost has already been accepted by you, I have already approved of your ability. Just listen to my arrangements for the rest of the time, I'm just trying to make the company feel more at ease.” I patted Xi Si's shoulder, telling him to hurry up and look; after he read the lines a few times and wrote them down.

Then, I allowed him to loudly imitate Lin Zhengying's emphasis in the movie and shout his lines. From time to time, Xi Si's righteous voice could be heard from the bathroom, ”Old Lord Taishang, you're so anxious! Halt, hey, ha! Heh heh! Eat my sword! ” At this time, the toilet was also glowing with a golden light, creating a bustling scene.

After fighting for more than an hour, Xi Si and I were so tired that we were out of breath. Sweating all over, we opened the door of the female restroom and walked out, our clothes were all messed up, and there was no need to talk about our hair; but of course, this was all done on purpose. When the two of us came out, the people around us looked at us as if they were masters.

”Alright, there is indeed a ghost in this toilet, but it has been completely destroyed by Xi Si. Ladies, please go to the toilet well, don't be afraid! Xi Si and I will go to the male restroom to take a look! ”