C161 closed abacus (1/2)

After dinner, he went back to the hotel. Other than being reminded that he was going to check out before noon the next day, there was nothing special that happened.

The next morning, what woke me up wasn't my dream or the feeling of wanting to pee in the morning, but Xi Si's crying. Weiwei and I were woken up because something had happened, so we quickly got up and put on our clothes to run to the room next door.

”What's wrong?” It's so early in the morning and it's so heart-wrenching! ” Tao Lang opened the door, and the moment I opened it, I saw Xi Si sitting on the floor with tears and snot flowing down my face. Tao Lang and Sixi stood to the side in confusion.

When Tao Lang saw me, it was as if he had seen a savior. He hurriedly invited me and Weiwei in and pulled my hand as he shouted, ”Brother Little Buddha, quickly tell me, he's trying to kill himself. He wants to apologize to Buddha! ”

So that's how it is. This guy drank wine and ate meat yesterday. How big of a deal is this?

”Why aren't you guys persuading me?” Weiwei frowned and said.

”I've been trying to persuade you all morning, but it's useless. He won't say a word to us, just wailing in this light. ” Tao Lang said helplessly with his hands spread wide open. Weiwei did not believe that he should go up and try, but the result was obvious. Xi Si seemed to be afraid of Weiwei too, since not even the meat and wine could be touched.

”This is difficult. If I knew this would happen, I wouldn't have teased him last night.” Viv had no choice but to stand beside me with a wry smile.

I waved my hand. ”You guys go out first. I'll talk to him alone. He'll be fine for a moment.”

Tao Lang, Sixi and Weiwei all raised their heads and looked at me the same way, which probably meant ”If you don't act tough, you will die.”

”Little Buddha, he's really sad now. Don't provoke him anymore, what if something happens? Shall we take him to a psychiatrist? ” Viv is a doctor, who believes in scientific medical theories, such as psychology.

I waved my hand and confidently said, ”There's no need for that. Hurry up and leave. Just give me two minutes.” After saying that, I chased them all out, leaving Xi Si and I in the room.

I squatted down in front of Xi Si, who was crying until he could cry. I pointed at myself and asked, ”Do you hate me?”

Xi Si looked at me, and said while sniffing: ”I, I do not dare to hate master, I do not know why you want me to break the ring, my master said, once you break it, you will not be a family member.”

”From the moment you came down the mountain, you were an employee of my company. Do you know why my master, who is also the old host, wants you and Sixi to go down the mountain and not the other disciples? ” I asked, smiling.

”Wh-why?” Xi Si looked up at me, his face full of suspicion. He thought that he had stopped his tears out of curiosity, looks like this guy's tears have also dried.

I replied unhurriedly, ”Because you and Sixi grew up in the temple. You spent more time in the temple than Sixi did. I believe that you were also like Sixi when you were young? ”The old host feels that you need to go through more trials and tribulations. You should have long walked away from the role of monk.”

”Why? Why do I have to go back to the mortal world to gain experience? ” Xi Si asked until the end, as if he wanted to talk to me about the Dao.

I thought about it and asked him, ”What do you mean difficult? Sooner or later, he will have to return the favor to the vulgar. Buddhism is indeed a very good spiritual Legacy, but how can one truly understand those Buddhist principles if one does not taste the bitterness and joy of life?

Buddha said that man has eight tribulations: life, old, illness, death, greed, hatred, love of parting, and can not ask for; only when the mind and body are empty can he leave the difficult place, cannot leave the body, and all is turned to dust. If you don't return it, how will you know how greedy you can be, and what it feels like to not be able to love each other and not be able to ask for it?

What's the use of reading Buddhist scriptures empty-handed? My master, the reason why the old host taught you computer technology was so that you could survive the trip down the mountain. You see, the old host is still training at the bottom of the mountain, yet you are not thinking about anything else and still want to go back to study the Void Buddha Scripture as a fake monk? ”

What I said made perfect sense, and I almost believed it myself.

After Xi Si finished speaking, his face was filled with fear and he was both excited and sad. He quickly bowed to me and muttered, ”Thank you for the pointers, thank you! ”So I was that stupid. I want to return the favor, I want to drink and eat meat, and I want to fall in love!”

F * ck, he couldn't have held it in for so long for such a hot emotion to burst out in an instant, could he have been pretending for such a long time? Of course, I happily patted Xi Si's shoulder, which finally managed to trick this great general into acting vulgar.

”Hey, host, you're here to gain experience as well. When are you going back to the Buddhist Sect?” Xi Si suddenly asked.

My body froze. I would have to face this question sooner or later, but now wasn't the time. I smiled and said, ”When it's time to go back, let's go. We have to meet up with everyone. Everyone is worried about you.”

”Right.”

Xi Si and I walked out of the room together. When the door opened, Tao Lang, Weiwei and I were still frowning as we discussed what to do. Just as they were arguing non-stop, Xi Si and I opened the door and walked out.

When their gazes landed on Xi Si, and saw that Xi Si did not only stop crying, his face still had a smile as if he was very happy. Then, their gazes landed on me, as if asking me, ”How did you do that!?”

”Sorry for making everyone worry. ”I've decided that from today onwards, I will remain vulgar. In the future, I will be drinking, eating meat, and dating!” Xi Si said with a smile. His startled words made Tao Lang and Weiwei, especially his junior brother, dumbstruck. He looked at me as if he was looking up to God.

Low profile, low profile, hahaha!

”Cough, cough.” I coughed dryly. With a tremble of my brows, I replied with a smile, ”Since everyone is awake, we'll pack up our luggage. We'll eat lunch together with Feng Family and her son. After lunch, we'll head back to Xi Ming.”