C149 I saved his father, I cheated his baby!] (1/2)
I looked at the interviewer with admiration as I took out my ID card from my bag. ”This is my Phone Number, if you want to use me, you can call me. I don't need any position, just give me a general manager.”
”Pfft.” The laughter of Lin Qian and his accomplices came from behind. I took a look and saw that the three of them were holding back their blush, if it wasn't for the situation, they would have laughed out loud, laughing at my smile without hesitation.
Erigeron did not laugh but he was on the verge of tears. He lowered his head, raised his hands to cover his forehead and had an expression that said ”like a dog in the sun”.
From their point of view, my words were either a lunatic or a fool. I turned my head and shook my phone as I glared at the interviewer: ”Have you recorded down the Phone Number?”
How is this a Phone Number on my screen? It's a paragraph I wrote before I came in, which probably meant that he would play a show with me and give me a month's salary as the prize. Also, I won't take any of the first three, so the last one will answer no matter what he says.
The interviewer raised his head and looked at me with a puzzled expression. He didn't know what I was thinking, but that wasn't important. A month's salary and bonus was enough to make the interviewer smile at his boss.
”Ah?!” Behind me, Lin Qian and his companion exclaimed in shock as they stared at me with their mouths agape. Even the interviewers on both sides were stunned as they didn't know what the leader was up to.
The Principal interviewer ignored me and smiled: ”I think you are a genius, you look just like a general manager. The most important thing is that you have the courage to say that you want to be general manager, I like people who are honest and courageous. I promise you!”
It would be a waste of talent for the interviewer to not make up a story about chicken soup. If word were to spread out, how many interviewees would make a mistake?
”Cough cough, thank you.” I coughed dryly and naturally agreed to it. I turned around and walked back as if nothing had happened.
I could see the stupefied expressions of Lin Qian and the other two people; especially Lin Qian, who looked at me as if he had seen a ghost. Not only that, he even continuously pinched his own face, as if he was dreaming. When I passed him, I stopped and said with a smile:
”Don't pinch me, this is real. I'm already the general manager.”
After saying that, I raised my head and happily stood back up! At this moment, Erigeron was looking at me as if he was looking at a hero. He had a look of disbelief on his face as he stood beside me and whispered, ”F * ck! Brother, I've interviewed so many companies and seen so many people doing interviews. I'm so impressed! ”
”Next!” Principal interviewer shouted.
”Hey, it's my turn!” Brother, wait for me! ”
The Erigeron used me as his role model, when he heard the interviewer call him, his body trembled, and he immediately threw the resume in his hands behind him, then took his own identity card and aggressively walked towards the Principal interviewer.
”The previous interviewer must have taken the wrong medicine. This interviewer will definitely be angry! How could this be possible!? ” Lin Qian lowered his voice and said to the other two beside him.
”Yes, yes, yes.” The two of them nodded their heads, with a look of agreement, as though they wanted to see the Erigeron make a fool of himself.
Erigeron stood in front of the Principal interviewer's desk and handed his ID card over. He was still a little nervous and kept on swallowing his saliva, saying with a trembling voice: ”This, this is my ID card, which is my resume.”
”Pah!” Principal interviewer reached out and slapped the table hard, scaring Erigeron to the point where he was startled. The assistant interviewers on both sides of the table revealed pleased expressions, thinking that their leader was finally back to normal.
I noticed that even the expressions of Lin Qian and the others had changed from worry to ridicule. Lin Qian seemed to be mocking Erigeron because he was afraid that Erigeron wouldn't be able to see it.
”Good!” Truly sincere! In order to express my sincerity, I don't even want my resume anymore. Principal interviewer slapped on the table again and shouted loudly, pointing at Erigeron with his full strength.
”Huh?” Erigeron exclaimed in shock.
”Huh?” Lin Qian and the other two exclaimed as if they had seen a ghost.
Only I was calm and composed, stood there expressionlessly and watched everything that was happening; If you want to play with me, then I will play with you well, this is how I, Jiang Xiaofo, do things, hmph!
Erigeron reacted quickly as he smiled and he turned his head to wink at me. He smiled sinisterly and took back his identity card, smiling as he said, ”I am a man who is sincere.”
”Which school did you graduate from? What position do you want to apply for in our company? ” Principal interviewer asked.
”Eh, I just graduated from an ordinary 2 copies. Do you have the requirements? It's not as exaggerated as what my brother did. I just want to come to our company to be a technician.” Erigeron was modest, he didn't ask for a Deputy General Manager or anything like that.
”Alright, be modest!” Principal interviewer once again slammed his hand on the table, raised his hand and pointed at Erigeron's expression, ”Heroes do not ask where they come from, you are a sincere and modest person, just what we want, come back to work tomorrow!”
Erigeron was stunned, he did not even manage to recover his strength, and after a few seconds, he slowly nodded his head and turned around. He stood by my side and looked at me with an expression of disbelief. ”Bro, you've taught me how to interview someone!” I said why did no one want me for an interview no matter what? It turns out I didn't learn how to interview! ”Thank you brother!”
”Thank you, thank you.” I smiled, humbly.
”Bro, I want to share my experience of being interviewed in our class group. Bro, do you mind if I do that?” Erigeron looked at me with admiration.
Share? Don't, if I share this, and go to another company for an interview, one will die each and every one of them, then won't his classmates chase after Erigeron everyday, then the Erigeron will be depending on me. I hastily pretended to be nervous as I replied, ”Aiya, the secret technique must not be randomly said. It's really the case.”
”Oh, oh, oh, the instruction manual.” Erigeron's face had an expression as though he had obtained a treasure, and he lowered his voice, afraid that the Lin Qian trio would eavesdrop.