C15 (1/2)

”No, no!” ”Sir, the most important thing for a person to do is to be honest. You promised me just now.” The monk immediately raised his hand to stop me from hanging up the phone. He frowned and said with a face full of unwillingness, ”So what if I am a monk? Other than the callus on my right hand after decades of being a monk, there is nothing else bad about it.

”I won't do it. If you have the ability, then go ahead and beat me to death.” I shook my head vigorously without thinking. This was something that could not be compromised.

”Aiyo, I'm so angry, I'm so angry, I'm not going to talk to you anymore!” In any case, this old monk will not give up. You are the best person to inherit my mantle, one day you will promise me that! ”

”Fuck you!” Without even thinking, I immediately hung up, put down my phone and shook my head, cursing: ”Crazy monk, I, Jiang Xiaofo have a name that has the word Buddhist in it and wants to be a monk? If I had a Japanese character in my name, would I have to go up to the sky and be the sun? F * ck, if there's a word in my name, then I … ”Cough, cough.”

I picked up my cell phone to take a look. Just as I was about to lock up the screen, I realised that the monk's WeChat name had changed. His ”old monk” had now become ”Master Jiang Xiaofo”.

”F * ck, how could there be such a shameless monk, such a shameless ghost!” I wailed in pain and slapped my forehead.

”Little Buddha, come out and eat!”

”Oh, I'm here!”

After busying myself for an entire morning, Liu Qing and I finished eating the noon meal with the Red Braised Ribs and a few side dishes. Liu Qing instructed me to go and wash the dishes, and then went to take a nap; I obediently went to the kitchen to wash the dishes, and then returned to my room. Just as I laid down to sleep, my phone started to ring, and when I took it out to see that it was Lin Weiwei calling me, I immediately sat up, swallowed a mouthful of saliva to moisten my throat, and closed the door.

”Ah?” You, you're making me happy again. ” Although Lin Weiwei said that, she still couldn't help but burst out laughing. She paused for a moment before saying: ”Little Buddha, do you have time tonight? I want to meet with you. Well, five o'clock. ”

When I heard that, I was stunned. I raised my right hand and pinched my own face. Am I hearing things? The goddess actually took the initiative to ask me out?

”Why, don't you have time? ”If you don't have time, I …” The goddess saw that I didn't answer because I didn't have the time.

”No, I was afraid that I would miss this opportunity. I hurriedly came back, so anxious that my tongue felt like it was tied. I lifted my hand to scratch my head and chuckled. ”No, can you tell me why you're looking for me?”

I do know about the garden plot, that place where the bus stop for the public transport used to be at work. I thought about it and nodded: ”Alright, then see you tonight.”

After hanging up, I rolled off the boat like a lazy donkey and took out my suitcase from the wardrobe. I wanted to go see the goddess with my most handsome clothes. I wanted to sleep for a while, but when I thought about that 5 o'clock being my 'date' with the Goddess, I could wake up with a smile. No matter what, I couldn't sleep until 3 o'clock, so I couldn't take it anymore. After randomly finding a reason to leave Liu Qing at home, I rushed towards garden plot.

It was four o'clock when the garden plot arrived. I waited at the door for more than an hour before I finally saw the goddess come down from the bus stop not far away; the weather was a little chilly today, and the goddess wore a long brown sweater that reached to her ankles. She wore a pair of mischievous black muffins and a lady's purse with a little black and red on her shoulders.

With an apologetic expression, she ran over to me and gently lifted her long black hair behind her ears. She awkwardly gritted her teeth as she said, ”Have you been waiting for a long time? I, my car broke down, so I had to take the bus. ”

”No, no, it was just five o'clock. I came early, oh, no, oh, I didn't arrive too early, it was only five minutes ago.” You have to be elegant, don't let a woman think you're always on her side.

”Big Bro, you've already been standing here for an hour, why don't you buy me a candied fruits instead?” Suddenly, the person beside the bus stop selling candied fruits intentionally said this in retaliation for not buying his candied flakes.

I lowered my head in embarrassment as I paid my respects to the family of Sugar Gourd. Lin Weiwei actually burst out laughing. She reached out and patted my shoulder as she bit her lips and said to me, ”Little Buddha, I've come to find you this time to ask you to help me with something.”

”Ah?” ”What is it?”