167 The Laughter and Snores of a Blind Idiot God (1/2)

”So, you wish to torment me... Did you do this to me before?”

”As a courtesy, is this one of the three questions?” 'Yoggi' asked with a humored tone.

”No. If you want to answer do it, but it's not one of the three.”

”Again... No fun! Yes. I've done this for you each time you passed through here.” 'Yoggi' openly admitted, placing his hands behind his back.

”Well, it's a good opportunity,” Jack said out loud, as he began to think to himself, [I could ask something I already know... Then if he tells me its false, then I know the next answer will be truth or a half-truth.]

'Yoggi' shook his head, ”Nope. It would only mean that I would tell you the truth and you get a guaranteed lie for one and a half-truth.

”Wait...” Jack looked up from his thoughts in shock, [Did you just read my mind?] Jack thought to himself.

”Yeah. Kind of the whole kit and kaboodle of being hyper-intelligent. Mind reading of simple mortals is very fun. You learn all kinds of neat things doing it.” 'Yoggi' laughed a bit.

”So, in other words, I can't think this out, and you're going to make sure to screw me over if I try to fix the game. It's asked what I want to know and hope I can figure it out.”

”Pretty much.” 'Yoggi' the Black Skeleton nodded and agreed.

”I see... Alright... Before I ask... Does it have to be yes and no questions?” Jack asked quickly.

”Smart... No... Ask whatever you want.”

”Alright... What things do I want to know?”

”Ack~!” 'Yoggi' coughed, as he patted his robe a few times.

”You smart little ass... That's a good one. You've gotten smarter in spite of forgetting. I'm only going to answer using your last life, or it's going to be too long...”

”Alright, then...” 'Yoggi seemed to take in a deep breath for no reason,

”In no particular order,

You want to know who your father really is...

If Leslie truly loves, you...

How to handle Julia...

How to give Emily freedom...

How to get rid of Eris...

How to plan for a Black Wedding...

How to have a child with Leslie...

If the subordinate of Crag called Knowall knows how to plan a wedding...

What's Jade plotting...

How your god powers work...

How to remove the voices from your mind...

If your body is the Lich King's...

If you are the Lich King...

If your body is the First Holy Witch King's...

If you are the Holy Witch King...

How many times have you really died...

Why Jordan Lightdumbo decided to call himself Lightborn...

Why the handmaidens of Jade did the same thing...

Can you really absolve sin...

How sin really works anyway...

Why would someone pray to a god and ask for a couch...

Why Mark wants to destroy Deagoth...

And lastly,

How come you remember your last life, but not the ones prior, and not being able to remember me if you passed by...”

'Yoggi's' eye sockets narrowed again, but now Jack saw this while feeling slightly unnerved...

”That sound like all of them...?”

”Yeah... Some of that I didn't really think about, but they are good questions.” Jack commented.

”Alright then... You have two more to ask!” 'Yoggi' folded his arms.

”Okay... Then I should ask something I really want to know.” Jack tapped on his chin as if in thought, but 'Yoggi' didn't feel any thoughts within Jack's mind.

”I just told you... Pick one.” 'Yoggi' laughed while pacing around Jack. As he paced, his ribs quivered from the exposure in the top of his white robe, as if they were like worms, before becoming hard again, just as he walked to the front of Jack.