1 Emo Madness (1/2)

One day emo called Emo Henrik walked into a grocery store and bought some bread and some licorice candy and as he is about to walk out he met another emo, emo Bob. The two emos looked at each other and then they start talking.

Emo Bob: E

Emo Henrik: What you here to buy

Emo Bob: white powder

Emo Henrik: Why

Emo Bob: Depression

Emo Henrik: K

Emo Henrik: Why you in back

Emo Bob: I'm Emo (Growled Emo Bob)

Emo Henrik: What did you yesterday in bed?

Emo Bob: Why, what's with the cum-motion?

At that moment a creature from the shadow-realm came in and it started destroying everything in the store. It is the one and only Shmuel the madman.

Shmuel the madman: Where is Bruno!!!!

Emo Henrik: What do you mean?

Emo Bob: Yes what do you mean

Emo Henrik: No bobby, stop it. Get some help. Don't have depression.

Shmuel the madman: I found Bruno!!!!!

Emo Henrik: Oh my god he didn't die.

Emo Bob: Shhhhh it's ok Linkin park is on the radio.

Together they all walked to the parking lot. They saw something that they should never forget. They saw Goth Bruno beating up Slavic goblin.