37 DIY 2 (2/2)
So far it feels like I am the outcome of what happens when somebody picks random in character creation.
Right now I do not find any usefulness and possible application for either combat or building with it. But without testing, the properties I will not jump to conclusions, otherwise, I limit my possibilities by default. If life gives you grapes instead of lemon, you might miss out on lemonade, but you still can make a drink out of the grapes. Though right now it feels like I need an awful amount of imagination to make something out of my current evolution.
Before I will focus on the rest of my body. I will test out the rest of the hair that can be found on my body. A quick glance downwards after lifting my jeans a bit, I felt relieved luckily there had not been any development of that kind yet. Just the thought alone what kind of horror could have evolved there. The images that shot in my head were quite disturbing.
I started with the fine hair on my arms.The result was quite interesting, the hairs turned spiky, like the hairs of a hedgehog, but if they live down they look like just ordinary skin. After ripping one out, it takes a bit longer than usual for it to be replenished. Besides, its properties change if it's standing upright it becomes hard and loses its flexibility, but if it just lies on my skin it is soft. Now that is something practical to work with, you just have to complain enough and you get something good.
After repeating that process several times, I wondered how the hair would change further, but besides its becoming pointier. I did not see anything else. But I could not care any less about that, in comparison to the fast-growing hair on my head everything would look good, but something actually useful is something I did not expect in my wildest dreams.
While the results on my arms were really successful, I felt intrigued what would come out of my leg hair. But upon doing so, something weird happened, while each other hair would show at least some kind of resemblance in its final mutation, the leg hair just never appeared again. I was left perplexed, that was a resultI did not expect. There has always been at least some kind of effect. Faster growth, a change in durability, change in its flexibility or form. But I refuse to believe, that smooth skin is part of such a mutation. Every other form has a distant usage in combat, but not smooth legs. I am going to kill them with my looks, said no one ever in this world.
While smooth legs are the only weapon in a different kind of fight and I am not particularly interested in this kind of battle right now. What a letdown that was, I did not expect that there really was something that would be even more useless when my air, but alas that proves my ignorance. If I ever find women, that does not reject me because of my weird hybrid features I might stand a chance. While we are at it, let us imagine the most beautiful, most classic girl, with a nice personality and a killer body. Her rich parents support her whatever she does, aloyal character that only will ever love me and only me and now erase that thought process. This is not a fucking fairytale I live in.If I think about probability like these, I might as well pray that a random thunderstrike hits me and transports me back into my old world.
After the unsurprising revelation that no thundershock hit me, I felt proven right, that such things do not exist and even if they do, I hardly doubt that she would settle for me. What would I have left? My whole thought process does not fit into this world. I am just a cynical fool. I do not believe in their so-called god, a mere pagan. Besides the obvious reason that a whole relationship would not work out, because I am just existing in this world as data. But do not fret, because I have killer legs.
Yeah, with legs like that I am sure that every girl will fall for me on the spot. The possibility that they end up chopping my legs off due out of pure envy, seems far more likely to me. I hope you enjoyed this short preview of why does no Girl love me and never will, now in a cinema near you.
I know most girls like men who show confidence, but confidence can only get you so far. Besides I am quite confident, that everything else in my life is speaking against something like that. So why bother wasting my time with such delusions. But in the off-chance that there might be someone interested, the legs will be the only reason, no doubt about that.
Feeling a bit downcast after receiving the shock of my life after seeing the smoothness of my current legs, I began to rip off the brows of my eyes. I started to pray to every god I knew of my former world, In hope of not walking around with no eyebrows in the future. My pleading call was heard. My future was saved.The results were fantastic, I did not disappear, nor did it turn into a monobrow. It was not replaced by something strange like the eyes of a snail. It was nothing detestable, all that changed was the density of hairs. That was and will be the only time I am feeling lucky about no big change at all.
Enough with the cosmetics, let's get down with the real business.