Part 4 (1/2)

”Then he's fired too.”

”Too?!” exclaimed Julia.

”Well, let's see, Julia. You missed your s.h.i.+ft yesterday without calling in...”

”I did?”

”You did. And that's the third time this month.”

”I can't believe I did it again!”

”You did. And you don't have to tell me which novel you were reading.

I don't need to know.” He turned to Rhonda. ”And I figure if you leave now, we won't need to talk about the beauty supplies that go missing just before your days off.”

Rhonda's eyes widened uncontrollably as she gave a guilty grin to the floor tiles.

”So, adios!” With that, he returned to the Osco floor.

Julia's jaw slackened but Rhonda pealed into outright laughter.

”It's not funny!” shouted Julia.

”Oh, forget this Popsicle-stand! You punched in, right?”

A smile formed reluctantly on Julia's face. ”Well,” continued Rhonda, ”let''s take off and punch ourselves out in eight hours!”

The smiles and laughter became contagious as they grabbed their jackets and ran out the back door. The spent the rest of the afternoon taking in all of the shops that lined both sides of the street. Eventually, they found themselves at Popeye's pub, where they had a sandwich and a few beers, and decided to kill the rest of the evening with a movie.

After a short walk, they saw the marquee, which read: ”BRIDE, GHOULS, & PLAN 9!” Rhonda seemed to have noticed it first, taking Julia's hand and leading her toward the theater.

10. The Second Phase ”There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind.”

-- Douglas Adams, ”So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish”

”Well done!” the Lab Coat Man exclaimed, rubbing his eyes and replacing the pen in his coat pocket, ”Very well done! Not many subjects have been able to answer our comprehensive questionnaire in under three hours.”

Prof. Sigger forced a smile to his drawn face. ”I take it most people are reluctant to answer your questions without knowing how and why they arrived in a place like this.” The room, like the holding area, was also concrete, although this section looked more like an office than a jail.

”That long haired fellow,” the Lab Coat Man confided, ”we pulled him out of a urinal. Dirty trick, really. Maybe he thinks we're all drug-induced hallucinations. As far as he's concerned, he was leaning against the bathroom wall in order not to stain his shoes and the next moment he's peeing in our corner.”

Sigger tried to nod sympathetically.

”Hasn't completed the interview yet,” he continued. ”Oh that doesn't mean I haven't been able to take a few notes, but I guarantee he'll be missing out on the entertainment for some time to come!”

”Now that I've answered your questions, let me ask you --” Prof. Sigger began.

”No time. I have a number of errands to run. You'll find we're quite organized, once you've been here a while.”

”A while?”