Chapter 4 (1/2)
Golden a.s.sistant Chapter 4
Translator: Polarbearadise
Editor: Queen Oceananas
The moment they arrived home, Xiao Yi immediately received a call from Du Mei.
“What happened?” Du Mei asked.
“Who allowed you to speak!” Luzhou roared, jumping up from the sofa and grabbing Xiao Yi’s collar.
He shouted, “Who allowed you to talk about what happened!”
“I didn’t say anything!” Xiao Yi said, “On the way home I didn’t call…President Du…..Brother Zhou!”
“Turn on the speaker!” Du Mei said.
Xiao Yi put the call on speaker, Du Mei continued: “Luzhou, today Zhang Xiran isn’t in a good mood, Qi Quan wanted to apologize to you, we’ll continue to discuss this tomorrow, have a good rest.” Du Mei then hung up the phone.
Luzhou was extremely angry, but couldn’t find a way to release his anger. The scene of Zhang Xiran screaming ‘premature e.j.a.c.u.l.a.t.i.o.n’ and ‘impotence’ echoed like a thunderclaps inside Xiao Yi’s head. Adding the image of Zhang Xiran’s scary expression and the argument with Luzhou, the picture of a golden couple was shattered until nothing was left.
Luzhou looked around, throwing a few pillows, and sat on the couch while breathing with indignation, then he poured himself a gla.s.s of wine and finished it in one gulp.
“My girlfriend also scolded me often.” Xiao Yi told him, “Don’t worry, everything is going to be better after she has calmed down.”
Luzhou didn’t even spare Xiao Yi a glance, that’s when Xiao Yi remembered Luzhou got bit by the Chihuahua. He went to get alcohol and cotton, then said: “Is it bleeding?”
Luzhou impatiently moved his hand away from Xiao Yi’s grasp. The b.l.o.o.d.y wound from his wrist stained the cuff of his s.h.i.+rt, Xiao Yi was startled and said: “You need an injection right now!”
“Don’t want to.” Luzhou immediately jumped up, moving farther away and sat back down again, and said angrily: “What kind of joke are you saying!”
“You need a vaccine injection just in case.” Xiao Yi said, “Otherwise, what will happen if you were to get rabies?!”
Luzhou: “Do I look like I have rabies?!”
Xiao Yi: “………..”
Xiao Yi thought ‘yes’, but his mouth said: “I mean the dog, it may carry the rabies virus, no matter what you need an injection.”
“Are you joking!” Luzhou roared, “Get an injection in the middle of the night?! You want to disclose this to the media!”
Xiao Yi remembered he had a friend who works at CDC and said: “Wait for me.”
(E/D: CDC – Centers for Disease Control, where you go for diseases and vaccines)
When Xiao Yi went to make a phone call, Luzhou said: “Who are you calling?”
Xiao Yi said: “Rest a.s.sured, I’m not calling President Du, I’m just calling a friend of mine who work at the CDC.”
Luzhou said: “Not even your friend are allowed! You already signed the confidentiality agreement, don’t you want to work here anymore!”
Xiao Yi stood, staring at Luzhou, he almost couldn’t help roaring at him, but thinking about it, ‘forget it’, instead he said: “I’m your a.s.sistant, protecting you is my priority. If you think I’m not doing my job right, you can tell president Du to fire me. But you just got bitten by a dog, and you need an injection just in case.”
Luzhou just stared at Xiao Yi, completely speechless.
An hour later, a car parked in the underground garage of CDC.
Xiao Yi pulled his friend over and said: “He doesn’t want people to see him…..”
The window lowered a bit, Luzhou bowed his head inside the car and extended his hand out towards them.
Xiao Yi’s friend: “…………”
“Let’s do it.” Xiao Yi said, “Please, I’ll take you out for a meal, thank you so much.”
Xiao Yi’s friend stared dumbfounded while standing outside the vehicle. But he applied the alcohol and gave the vaccine, Luzhou let out a wild scream, making Xiao Yi immediately hold his wrist, pleading and saying: “It’s okay, it’s okay….it’s almost finished.”
Xiao Yi’s friend noticed the expensive watch wrapped around Luzhou’s wrist, smiled and patted Xiao Yi’s shoulder without saying anything.
After the vaccination, Xiao Yi said: “There is still two left, I’ll take the vaccination home and give you the shot later.”
The raging air around Luzhou had already pa.s.sed, without taking a shower, he changed his clothes and laid in bed.
Xiao Yi said: “Do you want to surf Taobao?”
Luzhou didn’t answer. Xiao Yi then turned off the lights, and exited the room. In the dark room, he could hear Luzhou sigh.
Xiao Yi’s phone rang again, it was Du Mei.
“How is the situation?” Du Mei asked.
“Tolerable,” Xiao Yi replied.
Du Mei asked: “In the middle of the night, why did you drive to CDC?”
Xiao Yi: “……….”
Du Mei said: “The reporter took a picture of your car, even followed you for a good distant, they were going to publish it on the news but I stopped them in time. Now tell me, why did you guys go to CDC?”
Xiao Yi explained the whole situation in a whisper, repeatedly saying sorry, sorry, sorry……
Du Mei said: “Why does he always make people worry about him? What if someone spread the words of Luzhou having HIV on the internet, anything can be said on the internet, what are you going to do if that happens?”
Xiao Yi didn’t expect that only a license plate could expose their ident.i.ty, but fortunately Du Mei understood his kindness and said: “Next time be more careful, and don’t listen to what Luzhou says, if anything happens call me directly, I’ll send a car over.”
“Yes, yes.” Xiao Yi’s heart was pounding and his forehead was full of sweat
Du Mei said: “It’s been hard for you, that guy never stops making people worry.”
“You also worked hard.” Xiao Yi said carefully.
Xiao Yi was simply exhausted, in just two days of being an a.s.sistant, the workload is almost equal to ten people’s.
He then went into the bathroom to take a bath, and today he could finally use Luzhou’s jacuzzi secretly, the sound of water cras.h.i.+ng resounded. While he was feeling extreme delight, Luzhou was heading downstairs.
“Did that anti fan say anything yesterday?” Luzhou asked, but Xiao Yi didn’t hear him at all.
Luzhou poured himself a gla.s.s of water and saw Xiao Yi’s phone flash, a screen appeared with the name ‘Wife’ as the caller ID.
(E/D: I had it as ‘Girlfriend’ in chapter 1, but it is a cute little trend to call your girlfriend and boyfriend ‘Husband’ and ‘Wife’, so I will just keep it like this)
Luzhou: “……….”
Luzhou then answered Xiao Yi’s phone.
“What are trying to do!” A girl bluntly said,
Luzhou’s anger started rising, he remembered Xiao Yi said that his girlfriend is one of his crazy fan girls, so he intended to surprise her, but his anger couldn’t go away as the image of Xiao Yi’s girlfriend instantly overlapped together with the image of Zhang Xiran.
“h.e.l.lo, young lady.” Luzhou said politely, “How can I help you?”