Part 26 (1/2)
”I'll say we're drooling,” Sandra said. ”I could do handstands and pinwheels with joy.”
”Let's see you,” Hilton said. ”That we'd all get a kick out of.”
”Not now--don't want to hold this up--but sometime I just will. Bev?”
”I'm for it--and _how_! And won't Bernadine be amazed,” Beverly laughed gleefully, ”at her wise-crack about the 'race to end all human races'
coming true?”
”I'm in favor of it, too, one hundred per cent,” Poynter said. ”Has it occurred to you, Jarve, that this opens up intergalactic exploration? No supplies to carry and plenty of time and fuel?”
”No, it hadn't. You've got a point there, Frank. That might take a little of the curse off of it, at that.”
”When some of our kids get to be twenty years old or so and get married, I'm going to take a crew of them to Andromeda. We'll arrange, then, to extend our honeymoons another week,” Hilton said. ”What will our policy be? Keep it dark for a while with just us eight, or spread it to the rest?”
”Spread it, I'd say,” Kincaid said.
”We can't keep it secret, anyway,” Teddy argued. ”Since Larry and Tuly were in on the whole deal, every Oman on the planet knows all about it.
Somebody is going to ask questions, and Omans always answer questions and always tell the truth.”
”Questions have already been asked and answered,” Larry said, going to the door and opening it.
Stella rushed in. ”We've been hearing the _d.a.m.nedest_ things!” She kissed everybody, ending with Hilton, whom she seized by both shoulders.
”Is it actually true, boss, that you can fix me up so I'll live practically forever and can eat more than eleven calories a day without getting fat as a pig? Candy, ice cream, cake, pie, eclairs, cream puffs, French pastries, sugar and gobs of thick cream in my coffee...?”
Half a dozen others, including the van der Moen twins, came in. Beverly emitted a shriek of joy. ”Bernadine! The mother of the race to end all human races!”
”You whistled it, birdie!” Bernadine caroled. ”I'm going to have ten or twelve, each one weirder than all the others. I told you I was a prophet--I'm going to hang out my s.h.i.+ngle. Wholesale and retail prophecy; special rates for large parties.” Her voice was drowned out in a general clamor.
”Hold it, everybody!” Hilton yelled. ”Chip-chop it! _Quit_ it!” Then, as the noise subsided, ”If you think I'm going to tell this tall tale over and over again for the next two weeks you're all crazy. So shut down the plant and get everybody out here.”
”Not _everybody_, Jarve!” Temple snapped. ”We don't want sc.u.m, and there's some of that, even in BuSci.”
”You're so right. Who, then?”
”The rest of the heads and a.s.sistants, of course ... and all the lab girls and their husbands and boy-friends. I know they are all okay. That will be enough for now, don't you think?”
”I do think;” and the indicated others were sent for; and in a few minutes arrived.
The Omans brought chairs and Hilton stood on a table. He spoke for ten minutes. Then: ”Before you decide whether you want to or not, think it over very carefully, because it's a one-way street. Fluorine can not be displaced. Once in, you're stuck for life. _There is no way back._ I've told you all the drawbacks and disadvantages I know of, but there may be a lot more that I haven't thought of yet. So think it over for a few days and when each of you has definitely made up his or her mind, let me know.” He jumped down off the table.
His listeners, however, did not need days, or even seconds, to decide.
Before Hilton's feet hit the floor there was a yell of unanimous approval.
He looked at his wife. ”Do you suppose _we're_ nuts?”
”Uh-uh. Not a bit. Alex was right. I'm going to just _love_ it!” She hugged his elbow ecstatically. ”So are you, darling, as soon as you stop looking at only the black side.”
”You know ... you could be right?” For the first time since the ”ghastly” transformation Hilton saw that there really was a bright side and began to study it. ”With most of BuSci--and part of the Navy, and selectees from Terra--it _will_ be slightly terrific, at that!”