Part 30 (1/2)

”'No! no! shear, shear,' bawled out the goody, who jumped about and clipped like a pair of scissors under her husband's nose. In her shrewishness she took such little heed that she tripped over a beam on the bridge, and down she went _plump_ into the stream.

”''Tis hard to wean any one from bad ways,' said the man, 'but it were strange if I were not sometimes in the right, I too.'

”Then he swam out into the hole and caught his wife by the hair of her head, and so got her head above water.

”'Shall we reap the field now?' were the first words he said.

”'Shear! shear! shear!' screeched the goody.

”'I'll teach you to shear,' said the man, as he ducked her under the water; but it was no good, they must shear it, she said, as soon as ever she came up again.

”'I can't think anything else than that the goody is mad,' said the man to himself. 'Many are mad and never know it; many have wit and never show it; but all the same, I'll try her once more.'

”But as soon as ever he ducked her under the water again, she held her hands up out of the water and began to clip with her fingers like a pair of shears. Then the man fell into a great rage and ducked her down both well and long; but while he was about it, the goody's head fell down below the water, and she got so heavy all at once, that he had to let her go.

”'No! no!' he said, 'you wish to drag me down with you into the hole, but you may lie there by yourself.'

”So the goody was left in the river.

”But after a while the man thought it was ill she should lie there and not get Christian burial, and so he went down the course of the stream and hunted and searched for her, but for all his pains he could not find her. Then he came with all his men and brought his neighbours with him, and they all in a body began to drag the stream and to search for her all along it. But for all their searching they found no goody.

”'Oh!' said the man, 'I have it. All this is no good, we search in the wrong place. This goody was a sort by herself; there was not such another in the world while she was alive. She was so cross and contrary, and I'll be bound it is just the same now she is dead. We had better just go and hunt for her up stream, and drag for her above the force,[1]

maybe she has floated up thither.'

[Footnote 1: Waterfall.]

”And so it was. They went up stream and sought for her above the force, and there lay the goody, sure enough! Yes! She was well called GOODY GAINST-THE-STREAM.”

HOW TO WIN A PRINCE.

”Once on a time there was a king's son who made love to a la.s.s, but after they had become great friends and were as good as betrothed, the prince began to think little of her, and he got it into his head that she wasn't clever enough for him, and so he wouldn't have her.

”So he thought how he might be rid of her; and at last he said he would take her to wife all the same, if she could come to him--

'Not driving, And not riding; Not walking, And not carried; Not fasting, And not full-fed; Not naked, And not clad; Not in the daylight, And not by night.'

”For all that he fancied she could never do.

”So she took three barleycorns and swallowed them, and then she was not fasting, and yet not full-fed; and next she threw a net over her, and so she was

'Not naked, And yet not clad.'

Next she got a ram and sat on him, so that her feet touched the ground; and so she waddled along, and was

'Not driving, And not riding; Not walking, And not carried.'