Part 33 (2/2)
”So it's got a parking sticker on the rear b.u.mper.”
”Oh s.h.i.+t, you're right.” Joe Winder had completely forgotten; employees of the Amazing Kingdom were issued Petey Possum parking permits. Each decal bore an identification number. It was a simple matter to trace the car to Carrie Lanier.
”I need to go to fugitive school,” Winder said. ”This was really stupid.”
Carrie asked Skink about the man in the blue Saab. ”Did he follow Joe, too? Is he out there now?”
”He was diverted,” Skink said, ”but I'm sure he'll be here eventually. That's why we're leaving.”
”No,” Winder said, ”I can't.”
Skink asked Carrie Lanier for a paper napkin. Carefully he wrapped the uneaten segment of mud snake and placed it in a pocket of his blaze rainsuit.
He said, ”There”ll be trouble if we stay.”
”I can't go,” Winder insisted. ”Look, the fax lines are already set up. Everything's in place right here.”
”So you've got something more in mind?”
”You know I do. In fact, you've given me a splendid inspiration.”
”All right, we'll wait until daybreak. Can you type in the dark?”
”It's been a while, but sure.” Back in the glory days, Winder had once written forty inches in the blackness of a Gulfport motel bathrooma”a Royal manual typewriter balanced on his lap. This was during Hurricane Frederic.
Skink said, ”Get busy, genius. I'll watch the window.”
”What can I do to help?” Carrie asked.
”Put on some Stones,” said Skink.
”And some panties,” Winder whispered.
She told him to hush and quit acting like an old prude.
While the tow truck hooked up the Saab, Pedro Luz forced himself to reflect on events.
There he was, waiting for Winder to come out of the apartment when here comes this big spade highway patrolman knocking on the window of the car.
”Hey, there,” he says from behind those d.a.m.n reflector shades.
”Hey,” says Pedro Luz, giving him the slight macho nod that says, I'm one of you, brother.
But the spade doesn't go for it. Asks for Pedro's driver's license and also for the registration of the Saab. Looks over the papers and says, ”So who's Ramex Global?”
”Oh, you know,” Pedro says, flas.h.i.+ng his old Miami PD badge.
Trooper goes ”Hmmm.” Just plain ”Hmmm.” And then the f.u.c.ker jots down the badge number, like he's going to check it out!
Pedro resists the urge to reach under the seat for his gun. Instead he says, ”Man, you're burning me. I'm silting on a dude out here.”
”Yeah? What's his name?”
Pedro Luz says, ”Smith. Jose Smith.” It's the best he can do on short notice, with his brain twitching all crazy inside his skull. ”Man, you and that marked unit are burning me bad.”
Trooper doesn't act too d.a.m.n concerned. ”So you're a police officer, is that right?”
”h.e.l.l,” Pedro says, ”you saw the badge.”
”Yes, I sure did. You're a long way from the city.”
”Hey, chico, we're in a war, remember.”
”Narcotics?” The trooper sounds positively intrigued. ”This man Smith, he's some big-time dope smuggler, eh?”
”Was,” Pedro says. ”He sees your car sitting out here, he's back in wholesale footwear.”
”Hmmm,” the spade trooper says again. Meanwhile Pedro's fantasizing about grabbing him around the middle and squeezing his guts out both ends, like a very large tube of licorice toothpaste.
”Don't tell me you're gonna run my tag,” Pedro says.
”Nah.” But the trooper's still leaning his thick black arms against the door of the Saab, his face not a foot from Pedro”s, so that Pedro can see himself twice in the mirrored sungla.s.ses. Now the trooper says: ”What happened to your finger?”
”Cat bite.”
”Looks like it took the whole top joint.”
”That's right,” says Pedro, aching all over, wis.h.i.+ng he'd brought his intravenous bag of Winstrol-V. Talking high-octane. Same stuff they use on horses. One thousand dollars a vial, and worth every penny.
Trooper says, ”Must've been some cat to give you a bite like that.”
”Yeah, I ought to put the d.a.m.n thing to sleep.”
”Sounds like a smart idea,” says the trooper, ”before he bites you someplace else.”
And then the sonofab.i.t.c.h touches the brim of his Stetson and says so long. Like John f.u.c.king Wayne.
And here comes Winder, cruising out of the apartment with an armful of clothes. Gets in the cara”not his car, somebody else's; somebody with an employee sticker from the Kingdoma”and drives off with the radio blasting.
Pedro Luz lays back cool and sly, maybe half a mile, waiting until the c.o.c.ky b.a.s.t.a.r.d reaches that long empty stretch on Card Sound Road, south of the Carysfort Marina. That's where Pedro aims to make the big move.
Until the Saab dies. Grinds to a miserable wheezing halt. A Saab!
Pedro Luz is so p.i.s.sed he yanks the steering wheel off its column and heaves it into a tamarind tree. Only afterwards does it dawn on him that Mr. X isn't going to appreciate having a $35,000 automobile and no way to steer it.
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