Part 16 (2/2)
”Is it possible, Minna!” exclaimed Mordaunt, ”and is it you who speak thus to me?--And you too, Brenda, can you too judge so hardly of me, yet without permitting me one moment of honest and frank explanation?”
”Those who should know best,” answered Brenda, in a low but decisive tone of voice, ”have told us their pleasure, and it must be done.--Sister, I think we have staid too long here, and shall be wanted elsewhere--Mr. Mertoun will excuse us on so busy a day.”
The sisters linked their arms together. Halcro in vain endeavoured to stop them, making, at the same time, a theatrical gesture, and exclaiming,
”Now, Day and Night, but this is wondrous strange!”
Then turned to Mordaunt Mertoun, and added--”The girls are possessed with the spirit of mutability, showing, as our master Spenser well saith, that
'Among all living creatures, more or lesse, Change still doth reign, and keep the greater sway.'
Captain Cleveland,” he continued, ”know you any thing that has happened to put these two juvenile Graces out of tune?”
”He will lose his reckoning,” answered Cleveland, ”that spends time in enquiring why the wind s.h.i.+fts a point, or why a woman changes her mind.
Were I Mr. Mordaunt, I would not ask the proud wenches another question on such a subject.”
”It is a friendly advice, Captain Cleveland,” replied Mordaunt, ”and I will not hold it the less so that it has been given unasked. Allow me to enquire if you are yourself as indifferent to the opinion of your female friends, as it seems you would have me to be?”
”Who, I?” said the Captain, with an air of frank indifference, ”I never thought twice upon such a subject. I never saw a woman worth thinking twice about after the anchor was a-peak--on sh.o.r.e it is another thing; and I will laugh, sing, dance, and make love, if they like it, with twenty girls, were they but half so pretty as those who have left us, and make them heartily welcome to change their course in the sound of a boatswain's whistle. It will be odds but I wear as fast as they can.”
A patient is seldom pleased with that sort of consolation which is founded on holding light the malady of which he complains; and Mordaunt felt disposed to be offended with Captain Cleveland, both for taking notice of his embarra.s.sment, and intruding upon him his own opinion; and he replied, therefore, somewhat sharply, ”that Captain Cleveland's sentiments were only suited to such as had the art to become universal favourites wherever chance happened to throw them, and who could not lose in one place more than their merit was sure to gain for them in another.”
This was spoken ironically; but there was, to confess the truth, a superior knowledge of the world, and a consciousness of external merit at least, about the man, which rendered his interference doubly disagreeable. As Sir Lucius O'Trigger says, there was an air of success about Captain Cleveland which was mighty provoking. Young, handsome, and well a.s.sured, his air of nautical bluntness sat naturally and easily upon him, and was perhaps particularly well fitted to the simple manners of the remote country in which he found himself; and where, even in the best families, a greater degree of refinement might have rendered his conversation rather less acceptable. He was contented, in the present instance, to smile good-humouredly at the obvious discontent of Mordaunt Mertoun, and replied, ”You are angry with me, my good friend, but you cannot make me angry with you. The fair hands of all the pretty women I ever saw in my life would never have fished me up out of the Roost of Sumburgh. So, pray, do not quarrel with me; for here is Mr. Halcro witness that I have struck both jack and topsail, and should you fire a broadside into me, cannot return a single shot.”
”Ay, ay,” said Halcro, ”you must be friends with Captain Cleveland, Mordaunt. Never quarrel with your friend, because a woman is whimsical.
Why, man, if they kept one humour, how the devil could we make so many songs on them as we do? Even old Dryden himself, glorious old John, could have said little about a girl that was always of one mind--as well write verses upon a mill-pond. It is your tides and your roosts, and your currents and eddies, that come and go, and ebb and flow, (by Heaven! I run into rhyme when I so much as think upon them,) that smile one day, rage the next, flatter and devour, delight and ruin us, and so forth--it is these that give the real soul of poetry. Did you never hear my Adieu to the La.s.s of Northmaven--that was poor Bet Stimbister, whom I call Mary for the sound's sake, as I call myself Hacon after my great ancestor Hacon Goldemund, or Haco with the golden mouth, who came to the island with Harold Harf.a.ger, and was his chief Scald?--Well, but where was I?--O ay--poor Bet Stimbister, she (and partly some debt) was the cause of my leaving the isles of Hialtland, (better so called than Shetland, or Zetland even,) and taking to the broad world. I have had a tramp of it since that time--I have battled my way through the world, Captain, as a man of mold may, that has a light head, a light purse, and a heart as light as them both--fought my way, and paid my way--that is, either with money or wit--have seen kings changed and deposed as you would turn a tenant out of a scathold--knew all the wits of the age, and especially the glorious John Dryden--what man in the islands can say as much, barring lying?--I had a pinch out of his own snuff-box--I will tell you how I came by such promotion.”
”But the song, Mr. Halcro,” said Captain Cleveland.
”The song?” answered Halcro, seizing the Captain by the b.u.t.ton,--for he was too much accustomed to have his audience escape from him during recitation, not to put in practice all the usual means of prevention,--”The song? Why I gave a copy of it, with fifteen others, to the immortal John. You shall hear it--you shall hear them all, if you will but stand still a moment; and you too, my dear boy, Mordaunt Mertoun, I have scarce heard a word from your mouth these six months, and now you are running away from me.” So saying, he secured him with his other hand.
”Nay, now he has got us both in tow,” said the seaman, ”there is nothing for it but hearing him out, though he spins as tough a yarn as ever an old man-of-war's-man twisted on the watch at midnight.”
”Nay, now, be silent, be silent, and let one of us speak at once,” said the poet, imperatively; while Cleveland and Mordaunt, looking at each other with a ludicrous expression of resignation to their fate, waited in submission for the well-known and inevitable tale. ”I will tell you all about it,” continued Halcro. ”I was knocked about the world like other young fellows, doing this, that, and t'other for a livelihood; for, thank G.o.d, I could turn my hand to any thing--but loving still the Muses as much as if the ungrateful jades had found me, like so many blockheads, in my own coach and six. However, I held out till my cousin, old Lawrence Linkletter, died, and left me the bit of an island yonder; although, by the way, Cultmalindie was as near to him as I was; but Lawrence loved wit, though he had little of his own. Well, he left me the wee bit island--it is as barren as Parna.s.sus itself. What then?--I have a penny to spend, a penny to keep my purse, a penny to give to the poor--ay, and a bed and a bottle for a friend, as you shall know, boys, if you will go back with me when this merriment is over.--But where was I in my story?”
”Near port, I hope,” answered Cleveland; but Halcro was too determined a narrator to be interrupted by the broadest hint.
”O ay,” he resumed, with the self-satisfied air of one who has recovered the thread of a story, ”I was in my old lodgings in Russel Street, with old Timothy Thimblethwaite, the Master Fas.h.i.+oner, then the best-known man about town. He made for all the wits, and for the dull b.o.o.bies of fortune besides, and made the one pay for the other. He never denied a wit credit save in jest, or for the sake of getting a repartee; and he was in correspondence with all that was worth knowing about town. He had letters from Crowne, and Tate, and Prior, and Tom Brown, and all the famous fellows of the time, with such pellets of wit, that there was no reading them without laughing ready to die, and all ending with craving a further term for payment.”
”I should have thought the tailor would have found that jest rather serious,” said Mordaunt.
”Not a bit--not a bit,” replied his eulogist, ”Tim Thimblethwaite (he was a c.u.mberland-man by birth) had the soul of a prince--ay, and died with the fortune of one; for woe betide the custard-gorged alderman that came under Tim's goose, after he had got one of those letters--egad, he was sure to pay the kain! Why, Thimblethwaite was thought to be the original of little Tom Bibber, in glorious John's comedy of the Wild Gallant; and I know that he has trusted, ay, and lent John money to boot out of his own pocket, at a time when all his fine court friends blew cold enough. He trusted me too, and I have been two months on the score at a time for my upper room. To be sure, I was obliging in his way--not that I exactly could shape or sew, nor would that have been decorous for a gentleman of good descent; but I--eh, eh--I drew bills--summed up the books”----
”Carried home the clothes of the wits and aldermen, and got lodging for your labour?” interrupted Cleveland.
”No, no--d.a.m.n it, no,” replied Halcro; ”no such thing--you put me out in my story--where was I?”
”Nay, the devil help you to the lat.i.tude,” said the Captain, extricating his b.u.t.ton from the gripe of the unmerciful bard's finger and thumb, ”for I have no time to take an observation.” So saying, he bolted from the room.
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