Part 12 (2/2)
”Brandy,” I said, coa.r.s.ely.
”Besides,” he went on, ”the rooms were not screwed up; at Dorchester House, at any rate, the door was only locked, and the key missing, so that it might have been done on either side.”
”But that was where he left his rope-ladder behind him!” I exclaimed in triumph; but Raffles only shook his head.
”I don't believe in that rope-ladder, Bunny, except as a blind.”
”Then what on earth do you believe?”
”That every one of these so-called burglaries has been done from the inside, by one of the guests; and what's more I'm very much mistaken if I haven't spotted the right sportsman.”
I began to believe that he really had, there was such a wicked gravity in the eyes that twinkled faintly into mine. I raised my gla.s.s in convivial congratulation, and still remember the somewhat anxious eye with which Raffles saw it emptied.
”I can only find one likely name,” he continued, ”that figures in all these lists, and it is anything but a likely one at first sight. Lord Ernest Belville was at all those functions. Know anything about him, Bunny?”
”Not the Rational Drink fanatic?”
”Yes.”
”That's all I want to know.”
”Quite,” said Raffles; ”and yet what could be more promising? A man whose views are so broad and moderate, and so widely held already (saving your presence, Bunny), does not bore the world with them without ulterior motives. So far so good. What are this chap's motives? Does he want to advertise himself? No, he's somebody already. But is he rich? On the contrary, he's as poor as a rat for his position, and apparently without the least ambition to be anything else; certainly he won't enrich himself by making a public fad of what all sensible people are agreed upon as it is. Then suddenly one gets one's own old idea-the alternative profession! My cricket-his Rational Drink! But it is no use jumping to conclusions. I must know more than the newspapers can tell me. Our aristocratic friend is forty, and unmarried. What has he been doing all these years? How the devil was I to find out?”
”How did you?” I asked, declining to spoil my digestion with a conundrum, as it was his evident intention that I should.
”Interviewed him!” said Raffles, smiling slowly on my amazement.
”You-interviewed him?” I echoed. ”When-and where?”
”Last Thursday night, when, if you remember, we kept early hours, because I felt done. What was the use of telling you what I had up my sleeve, Bunny? It might have ended in fizzle, as it still may. But Lord Ernest Belville was addressing the meeting at Exeter Hall; I waited for him when the show was over, dogged him home to King John's Mansions, and interviewed him in his own rooms there before he turned in.”
My journalistic jealousy was piqued to the quick. Affecting a scepticism I did not feel (for no outrage was beyond the pale of his impudence), I inquired dryly which journal Raffles had pretended to represent. It is unnecessary to report his answer. I could not believe him without further explanation.
”I should have thought,” he said, ”that even you would have spotted a practice I never omit upon certain occasions. I always pay a visit to the drawing-room, and fill my waistcoat pocket from the card-tray. It is an immense help in any little temporary impersonation. On Thursday night I sent up the card of a powerful writer connected with a powerful paper; if Lord Ernest had known him in the flesh I should have been obliged to confess to a journalistic ruse; luckily he didn't-and I had been sent by my editor to get the interview for next morning. What could be better-for the alternative profession?”
I inquired what the interview had brought forth.
”Everything,” said Raffles. ”Lord Ernest has been a wanderer these twenty years. Texas, Fiji, Australia. I suspect him of wives and families in all three. But his manners are a liberal education. He gave me some beautiful whiskey, and forgot all about his fad. He is strong and subtle, but I talked him off his guard. He is going to the Kirkleathams' to-night-I saw the card stuck up. I stuck some wax into his keyhole as he was switching off the lights.”
And, with an eye upon the waiters, Raffles showed me a skeleton key, newly twisted and filed; but my share of the extra pint (I am afraid no fair share) had made me dense. I looked from the key to Raffles with puckered forehead-for I happened to catch sight of it in the mirror behind him.
”The Dowager Lady Kirkleatham,” he whispered, ”has diamonds as big as beans, and likes to have 'em all on-and goes to bed early-and happens to be in town!”
And now I saw.
”The villain means to get them from her!”
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