Part 1 (1/2)
Fifty Bab Ballads.
by William S. Gilbert.
PREFACE.
The ”BAB BALLADS” appeared originally in the columns of ”FUN,” when that periodical was under the editors.h.i.+p of the late TOM HOOD.
They were subsequently republished in two volumes, one called ”THE BAB BALLADS,” the other ”MORE BAB BALLADS.” The period during which they were written extended over some three or four years; many, however, were composed hastily, and under the discomforting necessity of having to turn out a quant.i.ty of lively verse by a certain day in every week. As it seemed to me (and to others) that the volumes were disfigured by the presence of these hastily written impostors, I thought it better to withdraw from both volumes such Ballads as seemed to show evidence of carelessness or undue haste, and to publish the remainder in the compact form under which they are now presented to the reader.
It may interest some to know that the first of the series, ”The Yarn of the Nancy Bell,” was originally offered to ”PUNCH,”--to which I was, at that time, an occasional contributor. It was, however, declined by the then Editor, on the ground that it was ”too cannibalistic for his readers' tastes.”
W. S. GILBERT.
24 The Boltons, South Kensington, August, 1876.
Ballad: CAPTAIN REECE.
Of all the s.h.i.+ps upon the blue, No s.h.i.+p contained a better crew Than that of worthy CAPTAIN REECE, Commanding of The Mantelpiece.
He was adored by all his men, For worthy CAPTAIN REECE, R.N., Did all that lay within him to Promote the comfort of his crew.
If ever they were dull or sad, Their captain danced to them like mad, Or told, to make the time pa.s.s by, Droll legends of his infancy.
A feather bed had every man, Warm slippers and hot-water can, Brown windsor from the captain's store, A valet, too, to every four.
Did they with thirst in summer burn, Lo, seltzogenes at every turn, And on all very sultry days Cream ices handed round on trays.
Then currant wine and ginger pops Stood handily on all the ”tops;”
And also, with amus.e.m.e.nt rife, A ”Zoetrope, or Wheel of Life.”
New volumes came across the sea From MISTER MUDIE'S libraree; The Times and Sat.u.r.day Review Beguiled the leisure of the crew.
Kind-hearted CAPTAIN REECE, R.N., Was quite devoted to his men; In point of fact, good CAPTAIN REECE Beatified The Mantelpiece.
One summer eve, at half-past ten, He said (addressing all his men): ”Come, tell me, please, what I can do To please and gratify my crew.
”By any reasonable plan I'll make you happy if I can; My own convenience count as nil: It is my duty, and I will.”
Then up and answered WILLIAM LEE (The kindly captain's c.o.xswain he, A nervous, shy, low-spoken man), He cleared his throat and thus began:
”You have a daughter, CAPTAIN REECE, Ten female cousins and a niece, A Ma, if what I'm told is true, Six sisters, and an aunt or two.
”Now, somehow, sir, it seems to me, More friendly-like we all should be, If you united of 'em to Unmarried members of the crew.
”If you'd ameliorate our life, Let each select from them a wife; And as for nervous me, old pal, Give me your own enchanting gal!”
Good CAPTAIN REECE, that worthy man, Debated on his c.o.xswain's plan: ”I quite agree,” he said, ”O BILL; It is my duty, and I will.