Vol 1 Epilogue (2/2)

Yeonji crossed her ar her next words with several different annoyed expressions, and then finally continued,

”Why the hell are they in our club?!” She screarily

On the receiving end of Yeonji's pointed finger was a certain blonde girl, watching anious wall-mounted flat-screen television and her two servants

Si anime on an 82-inch television

”I don't understand this! I won't accept this! I ondering why this roo like sore losers, and here they are! What did you do?!”

Sorry, it was my fault How could I not open the door? There were a bunch of adults wanting to be let in so they could install a brand new television in here!

”I can't believe this! You opened the door for a stupid television! This week's secret code was 'A Certain' to 'Scientific Pulse Rifle'! Why didn't you ask for the password?”

”Stop with the passwords already” I'd rather die than face the e 'Say the password if you want in!' to a bunch of strangers ”Wait, why are you yelling at me? You were really happy when you saw the television, too! You were even dancing around with your hands in the air!”

”Wh-who danced around?!” Yeonji hopped up and down angrily, shouting ”I'm okay with the television, but I'm definitely not okay with those three! Nyuu-- Is this what theyschemes, where they sneak in stuff that don't sell ith the popular merchandise?”

”They were the ones who bought the television for us”

”Nyuu-rgh! Those filthy bourgeois pigs! Fascists! Enemy of the laborers! Burn them!”

Yeonji, once again, displayed her great talent of switching blame

”Hmph Could you please quiet down, if you don't mind?” Yerin interrupted us as she paused the show, just as I was about to stop Yeonji myself Yerin turned around and continued, ”If you weren't trying your best to resemble a cat in heat, I may be able peacefully enjoy this show! If you have an ounce of manner in you, could you please shut your mouth for once, Miss Seo Umji?”

”It's Seo Yeonji!” screa anime in here, anyway?! This is the Clotaku Club, and I am its president! If you want to stay here, then you'll need my written consent! Get out, but leave the television behind!”

She was blatantly honest about her desires

Yerin sat back and relaxed in response, arily ”Oh, my I did not know that Then, the two other members of this club also received your written consent, yes?”

”Th-they're the members of this club! They don't need it!”

”Is that so? Then, we shall join this club”

”It's not as si this club'--!”

”Then ill instead become members of this club”

”That's the sa!”

”Tell me, what sort of qualifications do I need to become the president? When will be the next election?”

”You're looking to take overit to you!”

Yeonji sluy that was stored in her miniscule body

Yerin solden hair around She explained, ”Did you not explain that your club is for the closeted Otaku of this school? Then, there should be no issues if I join, I believe”

”A Clotaku? You?” croaked Yeonji, lifting her head in surprise

Yerin nodded slowly and gracefully ”Of course My 'MoeRe' met its end after our clash and I wish to learn how to start a peaceful, social life with the peasants of this school Thus, I will no longer be a Pubtaku”

”But that doesn't make you a Clotaku!”

”Of course it does” Yerin replied immediately as if she had prepared herself for this line of conversation ”I have no other place where I may practice my hobbies, so the Clotaku Club will have to do An Otaku only in the Clotaku Club-- quite clearly, that makes me a Clotaku!”

”Nyuu---gh!” squir her teeth

After sive a pleasant set along with non-Otaku people, yes? I have made an appearance here as an acceptance of your advice You should feel honored”

”I don't even-” I don't really care about honor-- just don't ht you people in here! See, Yeonji is now glaring atat a traitor!

I did my best to face away and avoid eye contact with Yerin and her gang Perhaps to recognizecare of an outsider waswith the traitor

”A-anyway, you can't stay here! I' around with us! I don't want that, ever!”

It was a harsh coly, Yerin looked distraught and her continued sh D-do not worry a single bit, you insolent peasant! You will be invisible toyour position if you think you can be at my level!”

”Didn't you say you were giving up on acting like you're a queen?” I sighed Itup to her class without her wig or her colored contacts; I feared that she otten worse

Yerin scoffed atmyself more in my classes; I do not need help from you You should not underestimate my ability for self-control”

She seees and emotions within her, and then let the a tiring life

”Well That sounds okay, right? If we're only going to meet here after school for club activities, I don't think we'd have any probles between Yerin and Yeonji Not only would it take further tiantic television would also have to go, which appealed to neither reed nor my laziness

”What did you just say?!”

But Yeonji did not seeht She screa and blabbering without giving me a chance to explain further

And then the nurse joined in ”I agree hat Injin said--”

”Nyuu-t?! Wh-why do you say that?!”

”It sounds like it could be fun, you know?”

What sounds like it could be fun? The nurse had the face of a laughing theatre

With the nurse's vote on Yerin staying, Yeonji beca in contrast ”Fufufu In the very least, the nurse and that pathetic peasant are wiser Now, answer the opinions of your valuedyour stupid club! Be thankful!”

”Nyuu-gh!”

Yeonji quivered in anguish at the rate of 400Hz, but she soon cal at Yerin, then me, and then the television She seemed to have made a decision ”Phew Well, whatever I'm sure it'll be fine Hmph, I really hate to say this, but I will let you stay in this club as an act of kindness”

”Why, thank you! As long as I am here, there will only be victory for this club! Look forward to what I will bring forth fro forward

Yeonji said nothing in response for aa better reply; ”Heh, alright By the way, I' five hundred million Won every se it tomorrow!”

”Hah! That sort of e to m-- Wait, did you just say five hundred million?!”

”Every member in the club will pay for it, so it's only fair There's only execution waiting for those who don't pay up! Of course, I' too”

”What are you going to do for club activities with two and a half billion Won?! Are you trying to set up a publishi+ng company?!”

”Huh? Oh, no, I' five hundred million and twenty-four thousand Won in total”

”I'll be contributing al only twenty-four thousand?! Where is this i from?!”

”Dear Custoed as of today, and we hereby collect fees based on your yearly income-”

”Progressive tax?! Do you really think I have any personal earnings?! Shut up!”

”Gee, why don't you just leave the club if that's a problem?”

”W-wait, soain! I swear you were like this before”

”Kukuku Heh heh heh”

”Kyaaaa--! D-don't come any closer! W-wait, you, that peasant over there, why aren't you putting a leash on this dangerous beast? Kyaa--!”

And so,

After accepting three new rew to house five student members

We now had enough people toan official school club, and with Eun Yerin by our side, we could do it any time anted to

If we really, really wanted to, we could also take over the principal's office like Yeonji h it would feel like the end of the world for the principal, who's now currently sighing in relief that Yerin was no longer a job-threatening crisis for him)

I don't really think Yeonji wanted it at this point, though

Even without a request toteacher, a huge source of funding, and basically everything that we ever needed We achieved the Otaku Paradise; what more could we ask for?

And most importantly

Our club is the club for the closeted Otakus -- we are the Clotaku Club