Vol 1 Chapter 3 (1/2)
And again, the next day;
After school, I was greeted by the fairl crouched at my front door
”So, why are you always sitting there?”
She could alait for ates and join up with irl she was
Her answer to my question was,
”Het the wrong idea”
How nice of her to say that
However, regardless of her twisted inner nature, she was undeniably pretty If I were to be seen by anyone I knohile accoer hassles
But that was only a lie I wanted to believe
”We need to get there slowly, I think--”
Yeonji looked like sheI had no chance to decipher her o Sorry!
”A-anyway, there's no probleet here earlier! Just open the damn door”
”Okay”
I wish I kne she can so easily conjure up the courage to demand others to let her invade their homes I reluctantly accepted and opened the door
At Yeonji's second intrusion, Mom reacted as I had feared
”Oh, oh ain! Welcome, welcome You must have dinner with us today I'll even drive you back home~~”
””
I felt a piercing headache
I better quickly make that damn Clotaku Club or whatever happen, and stop Yeonji fro back here
As I reatly if she found out, I sealed Mom in her room and joined with Yeonji in my own
”Hey, turn on the computer”
Yeonji commanded me as soon as she had entered the roo 'Strip off your clothes and lay down, slave!' her tone was autocratic but natural
As a relevant side note, there was only a single chair in my room After I turned on the computer for her and relaxed on my bed, I could only blankly observe her actions from afar
The startup process finished and the desktop wallpaper (it was the default ied it yesterday) revealed itself
”Hmph”
Apparently displeased at the green meadows under the blue skies withinwith that?
”Fine”
Following that curt response, Yeonji laid her small hand on the mouse and double-clicked on the icon for 'My Computer' Then she checked the 'Properties' est size, and began a search for 'avi' files
Whoa
Sure, I saw this co from a mile away but she actually did it while I was directly behind her, watching her every irl!
Although her 'pussycat videos excavation' froraved inthat I wouldfiles after she had told me that she would use my computer today!
Those pussycat videos you are looking for were heh, they were all transferred tothem!
””
However, I did have a terrible realization about myself when I saw the total size of the files that I had transferred
I stared at her with a ju between anxiety and confidence Meanwhile, Yeonji initiated multiple searches at once with a variety of advanced search functions involved
From avi, there were searches for mp-, wmv, flv, asf, and when there were no results, she if, bmp, and finally txt
Of course, she could not find anything that was of great importance I already searched for them myself in case I left a stray file
I wanted to break out in a -clad kicks in my way In any case, God bless South Korea, the land of IT
”Nyuu! Why aren't they there?!”
After her elaborate but fruitless attempts, Yeonji let out a noise like a kitten who received an unopened can of cat food
And what do you mean, 'why aren't they there'? Why is it so important that you find them?
Before I could ask her if she would please stop her useless searches, she pouted and began typing in different keywords
[Seventeen]
”?!”
[Schoolgirl][sexy][Young][Asian][Hardcore][Legal][Kidnapping][Stallion][Avatar][Transformers]---
The keywords appeared as rapidly as the rate the new search ere opened
What the hell are Avatar and Transfor for them?!
”Hey, what are you doing?!”
Breaking out of my stun, I sallied forth to prevent further appearances of any dangerous keywords My past decision to buy wireless input devices shi+ned in that moment, as I lifted my mouse and keyboard above my head and Yeonji was easily suppressed
”Ah, stop that, you idiot! Give it!”
Would you give it back if you were in my position?!
I ignored Yeonji as she hopped up and down to retrieve the mouse & keyboard and looked at the monitor The last searchhad some letters which terminated at 'Peni'
What were you going to search, the Peninsula Can?
”I said give it to me, you idiot, dummy, pervert!”
Clearly you're the pervert here!
I could not continue to keep the devices out of her reach as she began kicking; Yeonji realized that she could not juht I drew her attention aith ht knock on her head
”Get a grip, Seo Yeonji”
”Ow!”
Yeonji froze on the spot as if I had pressed her poitch She stood wide-eyed as I sighed and talked to her
”You're not going to find anything Let's just start thatnow”
”Nyuu--t!”
Look at her, gru like that
Seriously, why do you want to see those files so much? Search them online in your own room
But that was not so and puffing up her iinary tail and fur, I made a sort of confession
”If you think about it sensibly, there's no reason for irl I already re So you can stop now”
”What-”
Yeonji flinched at my comment
”Is that how it is?”
”Yeah”
I had no idea hohat, but I replied positively regardless and nodded appropriately Yeonji stiffly looked away and twiddled her thumbs
”Is is that how it is? They're erased, because I'irl, so they're not there”
”Uh yeah, right”
Did you only realize now that you're a girl?
And then it dawned upon me that I had just confessed, 'Just yesterday, this computer was FULL of dirty stuff!' I felt my face redden
Only in hindsight I realized it was quite the nonopti myself into a new hole
”Okay hs you'd look at”
Yeonji murmured incoherently to herself while I was busy internally wrestling with the fact that the situation was no different fro all those files uncovered
The atrave thanks toconfession Both of us were at a loss for words
Then Yeonji raised her peach face and yelled,
”Okay!”
Whoa, now
”Then let's start our ”
With my surprise, Yeonji stole the mouse and keyboard from my hands and closed the nuely motivated
I don't knohat happened, but I guess I just dodged the bullet! I let out a silent sigh of relief
Yeonji opened up a web browser and entered our school's hoe
It was a month since the start of the tere As the hoh School, the website was e view count was unbelievably high How could there be so many visitors?
”Why are we in this page?”
”Just be quiet and watch”
She replied, navigating through the different sections of the website She continued to talk in her visibly positive mood
”Do you still remember that the name of today's operation is 'Club Room Takeover'?”
”I know that I wanted to ask, does it really have to be a 'takeover'? Aren't there any other ways?”
Yeonji shot down my question with her quick answer
”God, you're annoying Now that we decided that our club will be illegal, it's obvious that we'll get our club rooally We won't ask others for help; ill forcibly pry the help out of their hands! See, doesn't that justspirit?”
It was a mystery if there was a li to break I should say, she had hai Provisional Government of Korea in the 1930s
”But even if we acquire the club rooth”
I struggled to understand what she rab a baseball bat and threaten a club advisor with it?
”H to use such a brutish and si a perfect plan that cannot go wrong is the only way to win”
Yeonji announced her villainous plan with a girlish smile
”Huh, did you have so in mind?”
”Of course”
Still fiddling around in the website, Yeonji replied
”We will attack the Book Club first”
”What are you saying?!”
It's neither under the radar nor planned! And also
”Our school doesn't even have a Book Club! Where are you going to attack?”
”We have one: the one where all the upper year students graduated so there is only a lone first grader reading a book all day”
”That's not a real club-!”
She was not too keen on the differences between real life and iination
”If we can take that room, I as that happen”
”It has already been supernatural enough!”
”We will also have a mysterious transfer student, and a popular second year student with huge breasts, too”
”Please come back to real life, Miss Seo Yeonji”
”We have to irl, and take over everything for ourselves Kukuku”
”We're totally the main villains here-!!”
By the ti steam from my ears, Yeonji spoke with a thin smile
”Well, that was a joke”
”It was a joke?!”
It's very difficult to tell if you're kidding or not!
”My original plan was Ah, I found it”
I looked at the part on the screen that Yeonji was pointing at It was a bro containing an expansive grid composed of people's profile photos
Discernible froe was the [Staff List] section about [About This School] category in the menu tabs It was apparently a list of all the teachers