Part 4 (1/2)
”Gin ye was driven ye wouldna' move, Too stubborn to even fa' in luve!
”Like a' the Campbells, ye'll hae your way-- Your mither has hers every day.
”'Tis prood ye should be, upon my word, Tak' time to yoursel' and thank the Lord
For plans that gat ye a bonny bride-- An' heaps o' wardly gear beside.”
Ah! thankful enough was Neil that day-- Joy flashed in his eager eyes of gray.
'Twas not for the land, not for the gold, Not for the flocks that slept in fold,
Not for the wealth--the worldly gear-- But something wonderful, sweet and dear.
”Thank heaven,” he cried, with a glow and thrill, ”Thank heaven for the day I rode to mill!”
THE OLD MAN'S VISIT.
Joe lives on the farm, and Sam lives in the city, I haven't a daughter at all--more's the pity, For girls, to my mind, are much nicer and neater; Not such workers as boys, but cuter and sweeter.
Sam has prospered in town, has riches a-plenty, Big house, fine library--books written by Henty, And Kipling, and Cooper, and all those big writers-- Swell pictures and busts of great heroes and fighters.
His home is a fine one from cellar to garret, But not to my notion--in fact, I can't bear it.
I'm not hard to please, but of all things provoking Is a woman around who sniffs when you're smoking.
Last springtime Sam said: ”Now, Father, how is it I can't coax you oftener up on a visit?”
I couldn't think up any plausible reason, So off I went with him to stop for a season.
Sam said with a laugh as we stepped from the ferry, ”You won't mind my wife; she's particular, very.”
It wasn't like home, that house in the city, Our Sam took his fun at the club--more's the pity.
It is in his own house, when he has the leisure, A man should find comfort and freedom and pleasure.
It wasn't so bad for me in the daytime, Sam took me all over and made it a playtime; But evenings were awful--we sat there so proper, While Sam's wife, if n.o.body came in to stop her, Read history to us, or, column by column, A housekeeping journal, or other dry volume.
I used to wish someone would give me a prodding, My eyes would go shut and head fall a-nodding.
She's an awful good housewife, nothing gets musty, Or littered about, or untidy, or dusty; But a little disorder never did fret me, And these perfect women they always upset me.
I can stand her dusting, her s.h.i.+ning, her poking, But wilt like a leaf when she sniffs when I'm smoking.
I got so blamed homesick I couldn't be jolly; I wanted our Joe, and his little wife, Molly, My old corner at home, and all the old places; I wanted the youngsters--who cared if their faces Were smeared up a trifle? I didn't, a penny.
Molly tends to 'em, though she has so many.
I was tickled to death when I got a letter From Joe, which ran: ”Dear Dad, I think you had better Get back to the farm in pretty short order.
Molly's papered your room and put on a border; The baby, she says, has two new teeth to show you-- If you don't hustle back the dear thing won't know you.
She says to inform you that Bob, Sue, and Mary Are good as can be, but your namesake's contrary, Wants granddaddy's story, and granddaddy's ditty-- And granddaddy off on a trot to the city.”
I packed my belongings. They tried to dissuade me-- Sam's wife said so proper: ”I'm really afraid we Have not succeeded in our entertaining.”
”Oh, yes!” said I--some things won't stand much explaining.
She really meant well, but of all things provoking Is a woman so perfect she sniffs when you're smoking.
I was glad to get home; it made me quite silly To hear the loud whinny of Starling and Billy; And here was the farm with its orchards and meadows, The big maple trees all throwing their shadows, The stubble-fields yellow, the tall stacks of clover, The wag of the stub of a tail on old Rover.
And here came dear Mary, her hat on her shoulder, With Sue trying hard to catch her and hold her; Here came Tommy and Joe, always foot in their cla.s.ses, And Bob, with his features all crumbs and mola.s.ses, Carrying a basin with fishworms and dirt in-- Oh, that scalawag, Bob, I'm morally certain Is a chip of the old block--it just seemed to strike me They'd named the boy rightly, for he was so like me-- All laughing and calling: ”Here's grandpa to play with!”
And Bob supplementing: ”And sleep 'ith and _stay_ 'ith!”
And then such a hugging, with Molly behind me, The tears came so fast that they threatened to blind me.
My heart overflowed with sorrow and pity For the boy I had left back there in the city.