Part 8 (1/2)

”No,” he answered, glad to disappoint her.

”Oh, I do. Don't you, really?”

”Well, she's not ugly.”

”But don't you think she's handsome?”

”Yes,” he said, and looked as if he wanted to add: ”Now what are you going to do about it?”

”I knew you did. Men have such queer tastes. Well, I don't think she's a bit handsome. It's no trick at all to keep the eyes wide open; and any woman can let her hair go to seed. Of course, I ought not to say anything, but I should think that you would hold a brighter picture of some one who is waiting--but what am I saying? How warm it is! We are surely going to have rain.”

She heard the boy bawling out in the orchard. She ran to him. Milford stalked off toward home. ”She's a little fool,” he thought, and dismissed her. In the road he met the ”discoverer” and the ”peach,”

decked with purple flowers. He waited for them to show a disposition to halt. They did not, so he bowed and pa.s.sed them by. On the knoll in the oat field he turned and looked back. On the veranda he saw a purple glimmer. Was the girl waving flowers at him? He turned toward home, with the music of her accent in his heart. The place was deserted. The hired man was out among the women, poverty once bitten, looking for another bite. Milford stretched himself out upon the gra.s.s under the walnut tree. Grimly, he compared himself with a man thrown from a horse, not knowing yet whether or not he was hurt. He had the plainsman's sense of humor, and he laughed at himself. ”No matter which way I turn, I'm generally up against it,” he said, and he could hear his words whispered up among the leaves of the tree. The earth seemed to throb beneath him.

The heat made the whole world pant. He dozed, and dreamed that he saw violets rained from a purple cloud.

CHAPTER VII.

THE PROFESSOR.

Milford was aroused from his dozing by some one walking up and down the veranda. ”Don't let me disturb you,” a cheery voice cried out, when he got up. ”I dropped over to pay you a visit, and finding you asleep, thought I would wait till you reached the end of your nap. And I am sorry if I have disturbed you.” He held out his hand as Milford came within reach, and in the heartiest manner said that his name was Professor Dolihide. ”I suppose you heard that I moved into your neighborhood. Yes, sir, I have lived near you some ten days or more--a longtime to live anywhere during these grinding times, sir.”

Milford had heard that Professor Dolihide had moved into an old house that had long stood deserted. He shook hands on suspicion, and then, on better acquaintance, he brought out two chairs, planted the Professor in one, sat down himself, and said he hoped that his visitor found the new home pleasant. The Professor closed his eyes till he looked through narrow cracks. ”Well, as to that, I must say that I never expect to find another pleasant home. It is one's occupation abroad that makes the home pleasant, and when one has been compelled against his liking to change his trade, the home suffers. But I must explain,” he said, opening his eyes and rubbing his hands together. ”For years, I held the chair of English literature in a Kansas college. My salary was small, but I was happy, and my family had an exalted respect for me, as a learned man.

But now I keep books at a planing-mill up here at Lake Villa, and am ent.i.tled to no respect whatever, not because I am not respectable, but for the reason that I have failed.”

He came as a fresh breeze, and Milford enjoyed him. He possessed a sort of comical dignity. His eyes were lamp-dimmed. His beard was thin and red.

”Failed,” he repeated, ”not on the account of incompetence, mind you, but traceable, I may say, to a changed condition of the times. I had been led to believe that my work was giving entire satisfaction. My scope was not broad, it is true, but the ground was thoroughly tilled.

But a difference arose in the board of supervisors. And it was decided that I was not idiomatic enough in my treatment of our mother tongue.

They argued that English is progressive. I did not doubt that, but I said that slang was not true progress. They cited an extract from a speech delivered by the president of an Eastern grove of learning, in which he said that the purist was as dead as stagnant water. I was pleased to be called a purist, sir. I had striven to maintain that position; but it did not compensate me for the loss of my living. After that, I taught in a common school, but they said I was wanting in discipline. Then I drifted about, and now here I am, bookkeeper at a planing-mill. But I have a hope that it will all come right, and I could exist fairly, but my wife and my daughter do not share my hope. I trust I do not shock you when I affirm that a woman has a contempt for the hope of a man. She is a materialist; she wants immediate results, and all that keeps her from being a gambler is the fear of losing. I trust I have not shocked you.”

He stroked his thin beard to a point, and twisted it. He c.o.c.ked his head, and looked at Milford as if he expected a weighty decision concerning an important matter. His clothes were well-kept relics, but his dignity came out fresh, as if it had been newly dusted. What a tenderfoot he would have been in a mining camp; what a guy at a variety show! Milford agreed that his views were no doubt correct. The man was an unconscious joke, and argument would spoil him.

”I thank you,” said the Professor. ”Such ready and cheerful agreement is rarely found, except between two intelligent men, and the admission of a third man of equal intelligence would greatly lessen the chances. And now I may tell you that my wife and daughter objected to my calling, affirming, as they had a right to do, that it was your place to call on me, as I was the newer comer. And I said, 'Madam, there are no women in this case, so, therefore, we have no need to be finical and unnatural.'”

He cleared his throat, and c.o.c.ked his head. The sharp face of his host looked serious, but there was a t.i.tter in his breast.

”Of course,” said the Professor, ”one may have ever so hairy an ear, and yet the gossip of the neighborhood will force its way in. I have heard much concerning you. I heard that they did not understand you, and then I said to myself that you must be a man worth knowing.”

”Then I must be rare,” said Milford.

”Ah, sharp; that is sharp, sir. A dignified contempt for man may not belong to the text of the virtues, but it is one of the pictures that brightens the page. I beg pardon for even the appearance of infringement, but do you expect to reside here permanently?”

”No, I have stopped to stay over night, and to chop wood for breakfast.”

”A judicious answer, sir; a shrewd statement. They told me that you were strangely guarded in speech, that you suffered yourself to seem dull rather than to trip off a waste of words. That is true wisdom, not, indeed, to have nothing to say, but keeping the something that fain would fly forth. I take it that you came from the city to these parts.”

”Yes, directly. But I was there only a short time.”

”A stranger, indeed. Have you ever chanced to live in Kansas?”