Part 12 (1/2)

But Toby was too set on enjoying his day in Bavaria to be disturbed by the implications of my words. ”Nedike, believe me, those army guys, they're total idiots. Hungarian military intelligence, that's the same as Hungarian military music, know what I mean? They blow it out their a.r.s.es actually.”

I continued my recitation. West German Security had a permanent tap running on the Hungarian attaches telephone, I said. A ca.s.sette of Latzi's conversation with Peter was on its way to my office. From what I understood, it offered no surprises except to underline that Peter appeared genuinely unprepared for the call. Peter had neither made nor received further calls last night, I said, nor had there been any burst of diplomatic signals traffic from the roof of the Hungarian Emba.s.sy in Bonn. Peter had, however, complained to the Protocol Department of the West German Foreign Office about telephone hara.s.sment on his home line. This was not, I suggested, the act of a conspirator. Toby was less sure.

”Could be one thing, Ned, could be the other,” he said, leaning back in his seat and languidly tilting the flat of his hand both ways. ”A man thinks he's been compromised? So maybe it's not so stupid he makes a formal complaint once, brushes over his traces-why not?”

I gave him the rest. I was determined to Latzi's description of the putative diplomat in Vienna tallied with that of one Leo Bakocs, Commercial Secretary and, like Peter, an identified Hungarian Intelligence officer, I said. Cousin Wagner was getting hold of a photograph for us to show to Latzi later in the day.

The name Bakocs brought a fond smile to Toby's lips. ”They drag Leo in on this? Listen, Leo's so vain he spies only on d.u.c.h.esses.”

He laughed in jolly disbelief. ”Leo in some lousy hotel, handing over garottes to a smelly a.s.sa.s.sin? Tell me another, Ned. I mean.”

”It isn't me who's telling you,” I said. ”It's Latzi.”

Lastly, I said, I had despatched Jeffrey to the Munich wh.o.r.ehouse to pay Latzi's bill and collect his overnight bag. The only article of interest in his luggage was a set of p.o.r.nographic photographs.

”It's the tension, Ned,” Toby explained magnanimously. ”In a foreign country, killing somebody you don't know, you need a little private company - know what I mean?”

In return, Toby had brought me nothing whatever, private or otherwise. I had imagined him on the phone all night, and perhaps he had been. But not in support of my enquiries.

”Maybe we have a party tonight,” he proposed. ”Harry Palfrey of Legal Department is coming over with a couple of guys from the Foreign Office. That's a nice fellow, Harry. Very English.”

I was bewildered. ”What branch of the Foreign Office?”

I said. ”Who? Why Palfrey?”

But as Toby would say, questions are never dangerous until you answer them. We arrived at the lake house to find Arnold cooking eggs and bacon. The Professor and Latzi sat at one end of the table. Helena, a vegetarian, sat at the other, eating a nut bar from her handbag.

Arnold was blond and lank. His hair was done in a knot at the back. ”They had a bit of a dingdong, Ned,” he confided to me disapprovingly while Toby fell about the Professor's neck. ”The Professor and his missus, a real dogfight. I don't know who started it or what it was about, I wouldn't ask.”

”Did Latzi join in?”

”He was going to, Ned, but I told him to keep quiet. I don't like a man who comes between husband and wife, I never did.”

In retrospect, our discussions that day resemble an intricate minuet, beginning in our humble kitchen and ending in the courts of the Almighty Himself-more precisely in the beflagged conference room of the American Consulate General, where the inspiring features of President Nixon and Vice President Agnew smiled favourably on our endeavours.

For Toby, as I soon realised, far from doing nothing, had laid on an entire programme for himself, which he advanced from stage to stage with the dexterity of a ringmaster. In the kitchen, he listened to the whole story over again from Latzi and the Professor, while Helena chewed her nut bar. I had never seen Toby in full Hungarian flight before and found time to marvel at the transformation. With one sentence he had flung aside the unnatural corset of his Anglo-Saxon restraint and was back among his people. His eyes caught fire. He preened, and his back arched as if he were sitting on a parade horse.

”Ned, they say you have been quite fantastic actually,” he called to me down the table in the midst of all this. ”A tower of strength, they are saying, completely. I think maybe they will recommend you a n.o.bel prize!”

”Tell them to make it an Oscar, I'll accept,” I said sourly, and took myself for a walk down to the lakeside to recover my temper.

I returned to the house to find Toby and the Professor closeted in the drawing room, talking volubly. Toby's high respect for the Professor seemed, if anything, to have increased. Latzi was helping Arnold with the was.h.i.+ng-up and they were both sn.i.g.g.e.ring. Latzi had evidently been telling a dirty joke. Helena was nowhere to be seen. Next, it was Latzi's turn to sit alone with Toby, while the Professor and his wife walked uneasily at the lakeside, pausing every few steps to remonstrate with each other, until the Professor turned on his heel and strode back to the house.

Seizing the moment, I slipped out and joined Helena. Her lips were pursed and her face was sickly-white-whether from fear, anger or fatigue, I couldn't tell. When she spoke, she had to stop and begin again before the words would come.

”He is a liar,” she said. ”It is all lies! Lie, lie! He is a liar!”

”Who is?”

”They are botb liars. From the day of birth, they lie. On their deathbeds, they lie. ”

”So what's the truth?” I said.

”Wait is the truth!”

”Wait for what?”

”I have warned him. 'If you do this, I shall tell the English.'

So we wait. If he does it, I shall tell you. If he repents, I shall spare him. I am his wife.”

She walked to the house, a stately woman. As she entered it, a black limousine pulled up in the drive and Harry Palfrey, the Circus legal adviser, emerged, accompanied by two other members of the English governing cla.s.ses. I recognised the taller of them as Alan Barnaby, luminary of the Foreign Office's misnomered Information and Research Department, which traded in Communist counter-propaganda at its sleaziest. Toby was shaking him warmly by the hand while with his other he beckoned me to join them. We went indoors and sat down.

At first I smouldered in silence. The players had been sent upstairs. Toby was doing the talking, the others listened to him with the special reverence their kind reserves for paupers or black men. I even found myself feeling a little protective of him-of Toby Esterhase, G.o.d help me, who protected no one but himself! ”What we are dealing with here, Alan, without talking out of turn actually, is a completely top source who is now expended,” Toby explained. ”A great joe, but his day is over.”

”You mean the Prof,” Barnaby said helpfully.

”They are on to him. They know his value too well. From certain clues I have obtained from Latzi, it's clear the Hungarians have a fat dossier on the Professor's operations. After all, I mean, why would they try to kill a fellow who is no use to us? A Hungarian a.s.sa.s.sination attempt-that's a Good Housekeeping certificate for the target, I would say.”

”We can't be responsible for the Professor's safety indefinitely,” Palfrey cautioned us with his loser's smile. ”We can give him protection for a bit, naturally. But we can't accept a life interest in him. He has to know that. We may have to get him to sign something just to make the point.”

The second Foreign Office man was round and s.h.i.+ny with a chain across his waistcoat. I had a childish urge to pull it and see if he squealed.

”Well, I think we may all be talking too much,” he said silkily. ”If the Americans agree to take the pair of 'em off our hands, the Prof and his missus, we shan't have to worry, shall we? Best keep our heads down and our powder dry, what?”

Palfrey demurred. ”He should still sign a release for us, Norman. He has rather been playing us off against the Cousins in the last few years.”

Ever the protector of his own, Toby gave a knowing smile. ”All the best joes do this, I would say, Harry. One hand washes the other, even at Teodor's level. The question is, now that he is no longer usable, what have we got to lose except trouble actually? I mean, I am not the expert here,” he added, with an ingratiating smile at Barnaby.

”What about the a.s.sa.s.sin fellow?” said the man called Norman. ”Will he play ball as well? b.l.o.o.d.y dangerous, isn't it, sitting up there like a duck in a tree?”

”Latzi is flexible,” said Toby. ”He is scared, he is also a complete patriot.”

I would not have backed him on either of these points, but I was too sickened to interrupt.

”These apparatcbiks, when they step out of the system, they are in shock. Latzi is coping with it. He agonises over his family, but he is reconciled. If Teodor accepts, Latzi will accept also. With guarantees, naturally.”

”What sort of guarantees?” said the s.h.i.+ny Foreign Office man, so quickly that not even Harry Palfrey got in ahead of him.

Toby did not falter. ”Well, naturally the usual. Latzi and Teodor don't want to be thrown on to the rubbish heap when this one's over, I would say. Nor does Helena. American pa.s.sports, a good bit of money at the end of the road, a.s.sistance and protection - I mean that's basic so to speak.”

”The whole thing's a con,” I blurted. I had had enough.

Everybody was smiling at me. They would have smiled whatever I had said. They were that sort of crowd. If I had said I was a Hungarian double agent, they would have smiled. If I had said I was Adolf Hitler's reincarnated younger brother, they would have smiled. All but Toby, that is, whose face had acquired the lifelessness of someone who knows that all he can safely be at this moment is n.o.body at all.

”Now why on earth do you say that, Ned?”

Barnaby was asking, awfully interested.

”Latzi's not a trained killer,” I said. ”I don't know what he is, but he isn't a killer. He was carrying an unloaded gun. No professional in his right mind does that. He's posing as a Bavarian artist, but he's wearing Hungarian clothes and half the junk in his pockets is Hungarian. I was standing over him when he made his phone call to Bonn. Fine, the attaches first name is Peter. It's in the diplomatic list as Peter. Peter wasn't expecting that call in a month of Sundays. Latzi lai4 it on him. Listen to the German tape of their conversation.”