Chapter 514 – A True Bro (1/2)
Chapter 514 A True Bro
In the sky, two vines began to shake. Two figures appeared 40 yards up in the sky and were slowly sliding down the vine. As we watched, we could hear some talking——
“Brother, are you sure that Xiao Yao Zi Zai, Cang Tong, and Chi Yu Han are in this shithole?”
“Of course. This was intelligence that came from our own people. You aren’t scared are you?”
“Why would I be? You’re underestimating far too much. Even though my equipment isn’t as good as Xiao Yao Zi Zai’s, nor my level as high as his, but I’m much more handsome than him. I am the man destined to become Cang Tong’s husband!”
“Ha ha, keep on dreaming! Be careful, we’re almost at the bottom!”
“Then what do we do?”
“Find Xiao Yao Zi Zai’s location first and launch an ambush. I’ll lock [Scatter Shot] on him, and then I’ll use [Shield Breaker] to decrease his defense. Your base attack is only around 5500. As long as we decrease Xiao Yao’s defense by 15%, then you’ll break it at one point. Use [Combo]+[Skyshaker Slash]+[Blade Rush]. After that, use a [Flying Sword] to deal a surprise attack. I’ll be using my [Shot of the Archery God] to support you. We have to focus all of our attacks on him. Once we kill Li Xiao Yao, then we can kill Chi Yu Han and then marry Cang Tong, Cang Yue, and Yue Qing Qian….”
“F*ck, just dreaming of that makes me laugh…”
“Damn, wipe that drool away. Don’t let it drip down and reveal our location…”
“Dang, I just noticed that we weren’t talking on the team chat. They might’ve heard us!”
“Motherf*cker, why didn’t you say this earlier?”
……
In the sky, the two figures were only around 30 yards away from us. Qing Qian hid a smile and then said in the team chat, “They want to break through Brother Xiao Yao’s defense with a 5500 base attack? Aiya, they really don’t know their limits…”
Matcha smiled, “Melon, they want to marry you, aren’t you happy?”
Qing Qian’s face turned red, “I don’t wanna marry anyone yet!”
I looked up and said, “Don’t let them find out how many people we have. Dancing Forest, Dong Cheng, only you guys attack. Each of you will take one and instantly kill them. Dancing Forest, you kill the Archer while Dong Cheng kills the Swordsman. You must kill them instantly!”
“Ok!”
“3, 2, 1, now!”
Within moments, Dancing Forest’s [Meteor Shot]+[Triple Shot] thudded into the Archer’s body, killing him instantly. Dancing Forest’ Bowstring of the Dragon Jin Sou was a Superior Saint Tier equipment, and had an attack that was on par with my own Dragon Reservoir Sword. Instantly killing an average Archer like that was easy as pie!
At the same time, Dong Cheng Yue struck the Swordsman with an [Indigo Sea Arrow]+[Thunderbolt Finder]. Two damage numbers popped up at the same time, and was an instant kill as well——
“5733！”
“6127！”
Li Mu’s face turned a little purple, “F*ck, isn’t Dong Cheng’s magic attack a little too terrifying?”
Dong Cheng stuck out her 34Cs and flashed a confident smile, “But of course. How else would I qualify as our Brother Xiao Yao’s Personal Chief Mage?”
Old K rubbed his hands together, “Little Li, you’re just way too lucky. When are you going to let us use her?”
Dong Cheng squinted at Old K and smiled, “Depends. A face that looks like a platypus that halfway devolved of course won’t get the same treatment. If you were as handsome as our Brother Xiao Yao, then I might bear with it….”
Old K was stunned, “A partially devolved platypus? What the f*ck does that even mean…”
Li Mu patted Old K’s shoulder, “Don’t be too sad…. It’s just that a fossilized devolved platypus was recently discovered. In the end it turns out that the architect wasn’t too good at their job, and now it looks like half of the face has fallen off, and it just looks too abstract. Based on Old K’s intellect, even if we were to explain it to him, he still might not get it. All you have to know is that Dong Cheng, this superior rank girl was just not meant for you. That’s enough, just admit to your fate. For someone like you, picking up a beauty like Little Dance is already enough. Forget about Dong Cheng, or else you’ll be in pain for the rest of your life….”
“Pa!”
An arrow struck right into Li Mu’s forehead and fresh blood dripped from the wound. Dancing Forest lowered her long bow, her pretty face filled with killing intent, “Picking up a beauty like Little Dance? Why is it that I can’t understand what you’re talking about?”
Li Mu grabbed onto the arrow in his forehead and tried to pull it out, but couldn’t. The arrow on his head shook when he let go. Tears were even streaming down his cheek, “As a man, I will not give in….”
Wrinkles creased on my forehead, “Enough you guys. You guys are fooling around at a time like this? Please don’t be like this. You’re just making me your Guild Master feel even more helpless….”
Wan Er grinned, “Just let them do as they wish. Act cute and save the world!”