Chapter 3 – The Soaring Grasshopper (1/2)
Chapter 3 – The Soaring Grasshopper
Awaking fro Han – he was 24 years old, and one ofand he filled the role of an assassin in our group Furtherroup
I knittedHan and my other buddies who viewed me as a hero found out I was evicted today, and was forced to sleep in the lawn and wake up drenched withdeould not be able to bear the shame
I whispered in a low voice: “Recently I’ve been learning a new style of high-class martial arts, which requiresdew As such, I decided to sleep outside yesterday What brings you here?”
Song Han looks at the toothbrush and bowls next to me His frowns and says: “Nodid you not pay your rent?”
I shake e, we are both adults now We need to look past outer appearances and into the true nature of the situation Has your ethics teacher not taught you that before?”
Song Han grins, saying: “Brother Xiao Yao, don’t lie to yourself, was it the stingy old landlady that gave you proble: “How can that be? You’re iht opened and the landlady poked her head out to look She acts as if she didn’t see the both of us and snided: “Oh, that Li Xiao Yao bugger, he didn’t conore it if he didn’t pay the rent, but to not pay the water and electricity bills as well? He even asked for a few days of extension! What has happened to the youths of today? Since their body is so strong, why don’t they go out and work a little? Can’t even pay the rent, no future prospects, it’s this kind of people that don’t deserve a girlfriend for their entire lifeti poor, but to insult irlfriend? That’s too cruel!”
Song Han s, how did Brother Xiao Yao endure her for so long? It really has been hard on you Do you want et rid of her, to chop her head off?”
“Relax and put down the butcher knife, young one…”
“Then wait for me for half an hour!”
“What’s up?”
“You’ll know in a while!”
I packed up allthem into bundles This way, I could travel with ease After waiting awhile Song Han returned In his hands were a big bucket which was filled with yellow dung Noticing that, I couldn’t help but knitHan s out frorasshoppers and other such insects, saying: “I went to Master Liu’s house to collect these little flies, and then went to Grandrasshoppers Since that landlady of yours doesn’t care about pride, let’s give her so boht of what to expect next
“Brother Xiao Yao, hide further away!”
“Okay!”
I lugged allHan s on the landlady’s house walls and poured the disposable bag of insects into her house He also purposely scratched her s below leaving That definitely wouldn’t be able to be washed away
Taking a deep breath, I strongly patted Song Han’s shoulder: “Xiao Lang, you really are les and proclaims: “We should leave here quickly, hell will break loose!”
“Yes!”
As we left, the screams of the landlady could be heard, but whatever, I don’t plan toHan helped ed the bundles of clothes over my back
“Brother Xiao Yao, I ca a porcelain bowl
I nodded : “I know, say it What have you co Han stopped and clenched his fists Eyes full of fighting spirit, he smiled and said: “I looked for you because Lao K and Hu Li want to rebuild the Zhan Long office We could leave more records of us in heroic destinies How about it?”
I looked hih for the helood, wait a little more, we need to earn money first!”
“Brother Xiao Yao, you’ve already been evicted, where do you live fro Han asked with obvious worry
“Don’t worry, how could this little ht shi+ft, and fro’s foyer There are water coolers and toilets, so you don’t have to worry at all” I s Han nods his head “That’s good, let’s leave it at that for theoffice!”
“No problem, take your time What’s your latest job?”
“Ah, I’ve applied to be a pastor, to help people arrange and conclude their wedding ceremonies!”
“Good, there are future prospects in that” I gave hiet the pastor license as well, we can help to arrange people’s ether!”
“Okay!”
At the company
The security head sla atyou can just apply for and get Our departet the night shi+ft Do you think that by applying, I’ll give it to you? Drea to do with the blanket and quilt in your hand? Are you trying to go on strike?”
I smile pleasantly and reply: “No way, I don’t have that kind of courage, security head”
“Ou, whatever, since you kno, stick to your afternoon shi+ft and get rid of that lousy blanket!”