Chapter 304 I Think that the Mouth Really is the Source of Disasters (2/2)
No, the bird statue he did is certainly stunning but…… the composition is somewhat different, and rather than looking like you’ve created something, it feels like Megiddo-san crushed something to have it turn a certain form……
[……………..]
[Kaito-san, I know you may not believe it but…… Although he has that kind of personality, Megiddo-san is quite smart.]
[Really!?]
[Yes, this person…… How should I say this, I guess you could call him a training maniac, as he would always train himself, even in other fields.]
[Ohhh! And it was as I expected, refining strength is good!!!]
[Well, as you can see…… He’s smart, but stupid. He’s so stupid it makes my head hurt.]
[Oi, you b*tch……]
As Alice and Megiddo-san casually bantered, I was stunned.
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U- Unnn. I’m not really sure I understand it, but I’m sure my mind still hasn’t caught up with the situation.
[So, what are you two doing here?]
[Fufufu, listen and be surprised! We’re having a lovey-dovey date today!]
[Aaah? A date?]
[Yes, that’s right. So, please stay out of our way and quietly go home like the good gorilla you are.]
I may be embarrassed to say it myself, but Alice just directly told Megiddo-san to go home because he’s in the way, with a slight blush on her cheeks.
Megiddo-san doesn’t seem to be bothered by her, as he puts his hand to his chin, looking as if he’s thinking about something.
[……Fumu, does that mean, you’re that? Shalltear and Kaito huh…… What is this, Kaito? Along with Kuromueina, are you one of those people who likes midgets with breasts as flat as their back? Well, “Shalltear’s breasts are indeed a bit bigger than Kuromueina’s”. However, I don’t see that much difference between them…… Ah, you must be that! That “lolicon” people!]
[Gafuuuhhh!?]
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[Yeah, well, they can certainly change their size but…… They were originally that size, you know!?]
[Gofuuhh!?]
I had already thought that maybe, someone would tell me this at some point. No matter how much I know that they’re older than I am, thinking like that after looking at them is something that couldn’t be helped…… I should have been prepared for this.
However, I didn’t expect that it would be Megiddo-san who would tell me that.
But then, there was someone who reacted to Megiddo-san’s words more than me.
[Who did you say is a midget with breasts as flat as her back!? I’m asking you who!!!? Fine then, you freaking gorilla, I’m going to rip your mane off!]
[Unnn? Ohhh! What, you want to fight? That’s great, isn’t this the greatest!!!]
Considering Megiddo-san’s original size, I guess it’s inevitable that he will think like that, but Alice, who was being called a midget, held out her thumb and made a sign of cutting her neck with it.
However, well, she’s talking with the battle junkie Megiddo-san here as instead of being bewildered, a happy expression appeared on his face, and his crimson hair was dyed black…… Holding a stance prepared for battle.
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I didn’t expect that a quarrel between members of the Six Kings would break out in such a place but…… That unexpected event was because we’re talking about Megiddo-san here.
Megiddo-san was about to change places to fight Alice, but before they could do that, a small hand placed itself on Megiddo-san’s shoulder.
[……Hey, Megiddo? What did you just say about me?]
[……K- K- K- Kuromueina!?]
[My breast and my back~~ what did you say after that again?]
[Ahh, no, you’re mistaken! It’s not like what I said earlier has anything……]
When he saw Kuro suddenly appear behind him, the belligerent expression on his face disappeared, and Megiddo-san, sweating like a waterfall from his face, tries to give excuses to Kuro, clearly frightened.
However, Kuro still didn’t forgive him and quietly…… but in a voice that doesn’t ask for any consent or refusal, she spoke.
[……How about you come with me and tell me about it? Okay?]
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[……I’m sorry…… No, please accept my apologies.]
With those words, Megiddo-san was taken away by an angry God of Destruction.
That face Kuro had just now…… It was as if she looked like a shura. Megiddo-san, is he going to die?
[……Anyway, should we go back to our date?]
[I guess so.]
While praying for Megiddo-san’s soul as he was taken away, I decided to pull myself together and just enjoy my date with Alice.
Dear Mom, Dad———- I thought that Humanization Magic might exist, but seeing it in action was quite shocking. But well, putting that aside——— I think that the mouth really is the source of disasters.
Serious-senpai: [That was…… just a feint!?]
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Serious-senpai: [This must be despair huh……]
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