Chapter 64 She was Quite the Weirdo (1/2)

A stuffed cat getting down on a dogeza in front of you…… I wonder what’s happening, it was supposed to be the scene where I would cry in sorrow after losing some of my money, but it feels like I’m being made fun of, especially since she’s in a costume.

[Errr, please raise your head. For the time being, could you please show me what products you have……]

[Ah, but before that, do you mind?]

[……Eh?]

[Would you stop talking to me like we’re equals? You see, I’m a clerk while you’re the customer, so if the customer uses honorifics, it feels like my super sales talk would explode.]

[……………..]

If it’s going to explode under such limited conditions, I don’t think you could call that super at all. Also, that half-baked way of talking, you’re calling that honorifics? No, I’m also not that good at speaking to others with honorifics, but I can say with certainty that there’s something different from her belief.

But well, no matter how you look at her, she’s clearly a weirdo, so I would prefer if I keep my distance by speaking to her with honorifics…… but I guess it’s more important if we finish speaking with each other so that I can get out of here as soon as possible.

[Alright. This will do, right?]

[……That’s okay~. I can see a want-to-go-home-as-soon-as-possible aura but…… I’m a merchant, so it’s my duty to release your want-to-buy aura!]

Suddenly looking energized, the shopkeeper in a costume vigorously stood up.

How should I say this… It’s just that this stuffed costume of her is ruining everything in all kinds of ways…… Seriously, what the heck is with this person……

[Hwwaahh!? This blazing gaze! I see…… So that’s how it is huh…… That passionate gaze of yours must mean that you’re interested in me!!!]

[……Huh?]

[I understand. I can understand why…… In front of the beautiful me, it can’t be helped if one opens up their eyes and awakens their inner hot, burning, seething manly desires!]

[………………]

What the heck is this person talking about now? I feel like I can’t even keep a straight face in front of her now.

She’s probably making a really smug smile inside that stuffed costume of hers, but I can only see it as a pervert wearing a stuffed costume, a self-proclaimed beauty with a disgusting behavior.

However, without caring about my reaction, the shopkeeper continued to speak.

[Alright! Then, as a merchant, let’s settle it this way. You buy three products of mine, and I’ll tell you my three sizes!]

[No thanks.]

[An immediate reply!? C- Can’t you at least look embarrassed or something like that!?]

Unfortunately, I don’t find your proposal appealing at all.

She would definitely only tell me the three sizes of that stuffed animal she’s wearing, right? She’d probably just say 100, 100, 100 or something like that……

[T- Then, how about this!? You buy five products of mine, and I’ll have dinner with you, your treat!]

[Please excuse me from that.]

[A denial that sounds like begging!?]

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Dinner with a pervert in a costume is just a punishment game. Also, even if she’s trying to nonchalantly tell us that she’s allowing us to buy her a meal, it’s probably just because she wants us to buy her a meal!!!

However, if you were to tell such a dangerous-looking pervert the reason straight away, you wouldn’t know what she’ll do, so I’ll be as indirect as possible……

[I mean, having dinner with someone whose name I don’t even know……]

[Ah, come to think of it, we haven’t introduced ourselves yet! As expected, everyone would be bothered not knowing the name of this pretty, beautiful me!]

[……No, not really.]

[As for me, let’s see…… You can just call me Alice, the beauty wrapped in mystery!]

[You sure you don’t want me to call you the Cheshire Cat instead?]

[Who the heck is the cat!? For a beauty like me to be treated like a cat, what are you trying to say?]

[……………….]

Haha, this guy’s amazing. One amazing pain in the ass.

Honestly, this might be the first time. The first time I felt like punching someone I just met……

Also, doesn’t she know about the fairy tales on Earth? I guess not everything is passed down by the previous people who held the role of Hero.