587 Wretched Fatty (1/2)
Chapter 588 - Wretched Fatty
”Promoting origin techniques!”
”Come have a look! The latest cultivation techniques, 5-star rating. As long as you have 1 million star dollars, yes you didn't hear incorrectly; with just 1 million star dollars, you can take it home!”
”Recent Nitai artifact's fragments, come take a look!”
”A recorded super piano piece by a great master, huge discount!”
”...”
Su Hao stood stupefied at the door of the illusion department.
He looked at the busy crowd in a daze.
In front of him, small hawkers were like mushrooms growing all over the place. If Su Hao didn't guess incorrectly, they are all students here. The strange scene in front of Su Hao gave him the feeling that he had gone back to old times.
The headquarters in Zhanzheng College was too deserted that it frightened Su Hao.
Thus, Su Hao did feel the need to change to a new environment subconsciously, but the current scene in front of him is something out of his expectations.
Is this really the illusion department?
Su Hao raised his head up.
Well… it's not a mistake!
Then…
Perhaps what's in front of him is an illusion?
Is this a test?
Su Hao used his model analysis to investigate. However, he could only bitterly smile. What illusion? The scene in front of him is real!
This is really unbelievable.
After standing like a retard for quite some time, those were the first words that came to mind.
”Huh, we have a new student.” A fatty saw Su Hao walk in and his eyes suddenly shone, ”Hahaha, level one professional esper? Not bad, not bad. Being able to become a level one professional esper before graduating proves that you're quite talented, and considered a genius just like your father here. Haha, how is it? You feel strange right?”
”En.” Su Hao nodded.
”To feel strange is the right thing.” The fatty continued, ”Did you know that the illusion department is one of the top three departments in the school? Without caring what kind of talent you have, everyone wishes to learn illusions. Here, even if you can't train illusions...”
”Illusion can still aid any cultivation.”
Having said until here, the fatty licked his lips, ”Hey, you don't have a girlfriend right? I have a girlfriend here. As long as you have 1 million star dollars, I will send you one.”
”Girlfriend?” Su Hao was stunned.
WTF!
This place actually sells humans too?
”No, no, no, no.” The fatty looked at Su Hao's expression and suddenly shook his head, uttering in a despised tone, ”You think a fatty like me will be such a vulgar man? The girlfriend here is this...”
”Come, I will let you have a look.” The fatty looked around with a wretched expression before taking out a ball, ”Young one, put your hand on it.”
”En.” Su Hao put his palm on top of the ball.
Swish~
The surrounding scene changed.
That scene of crowds vanished, and those voices from the businesses could no longer be heard. What appeared is a blue sky with a seaside scenery.
A breeze blew gently.
From a distance, a girl quietly walked towards Su Hao and softly said, ”Hello, Master. Is there anything I can do to serve you?”
”F*ck.” Su Hao was astonished.
This world is huge. Sure enough, it's full of all sorts of bizarre things!
Although he didn't know much about illusions, Su Hao could still notice that this girl is at the calamity level. She felt at least 99% like a real human!
If one is to see this girl on the streets, who would have thought she's just an illusion?
Su Hao suddenly understood what the girlfriend mentioned by the fatty was about. What is the difference between this compared to those NPCs in the virtual reality?
To be able to reach this step via illusions, this fatty is a genius!
”F*ck?” The girl tilted her head and didn't seem to understand.
She is very cute.
After interpreting this word for a while, she revealed a smile. Looking at Su Hao, she said, ”What you mean is insertion right? Yes, Master. I can satisfy any request from Master...”
Several black lines suddenly appeared on Su Hao's forehead.
This fatty, what kind of program has he designed?
What was even more shocking is that before the girl finished her words, she actually took the initiative to touch Su Hao's body. The feeling of skin touching each other was actually simulated too!
”This is too realistic!” Su Hao was stunned.
With an energy fluctuation, he directly separated his consciousness from the illusion!
”Huh? You're out already?”
The fatty looked at Su Hao with a hint of surprise, ”Buddy, aren't you a bit too fast? Was it premature ejaculation? Well, I have some drugs for it which will allow you to be as strong as a tiger in the illusion. I only want 998...”