Part 1 (1/2)
Dylan.
by Lisi Harrison.
For Cindy Eagan, the woman behind the curtain who makes it all happen.
Buuuurp! (That was from Dylan.)
THE DAILY GRIND DAILY GRIND PRIVATE JET PRIVATE JET.
35,000 FEET.
Monday, June 29 9:55 A.M.
Dylan Marvil sat across from her famous TV-host mother on The Daily Grind The Daily Grind's private jet en route to a spa in Hawaii, wondering why anyone would choose choose to fly commercial. The luxe cabin was papered with interlocking D's and G's, the seats were made of b.u.t.ter-soft tan leather, and the in-flight movie was anything she wanted it to be. The only thing missing was a silver spoon for her fat-free triple-chocolate banana split-and the pet.i.te brunet flight attendant in the cute navy minidress was rus.h.i.+ng one right over. to fly commercial. The luxe cabin was papered with interlocking D's and G's, the seats were made of b.u.t.ter-soft tan leather, and the in-flight movie was anything she wanted it to be. The only thing missing was a silver spoon for her fat-free triple-chocolate banana split-and the pet.i.te brunet flight attendant in the cute navy minidress was rus.h.i.+ng one right over.
Once it had arrived, Dylan swallowed a mouthful of creamy deliciousness. ”Ahhh! Brain freeze!” she shouted as the cold shot straight up to her scarlet roots.
Without lifting her emerald green eyes, Merri-Lee Marvil tossed a snowy white cashmere throw on her daughter's lap and returned to her thick file on Svetlana Slootskyia, the teen tennis phenom and current Maxim Maxim cover girl. Merri-Lee reclined in her seat, tucked her burgundy blowout behind her ears, and began flipping through the research material her a.s.sistant, Ca.s.sidy Wolfe, had prepared for the upcoming interview. cover girl. Merri-Lee reclined in her seat, tucked her burgundy blowout behind her ears, and began flipping through the research material her a.s.sistant, Ca.s.sidy Wolfe, had prepared for the upcoming interview.
Until Svetlana, the only thing tennis-related Dylan had ever noticed was the sparkling diamond bracelet glinting on her mother's bony wrist. But these days, Svetlana ”Tennis the Menace” Slootskyia was impossible to ignore.
At first she made headlines for her blond hotness. But then she TMZ'ed her way onto Dylan's radar when she whipped her racket at a ball girl's teeth after losing a majorly important match. And this was only four days after she'd smashed her now-ex-boyfriend in the mouth with a Dunlop because he smile-thanked the soda girl for his Pepsi. After twelve weeks of anger-management therapy, Svetlana had emerged to scores of paparazzi, all of them hoping to snap her her the instant she snapped again. the instant she snapped again.
Now, every entertainment journalist from Maria Menounos to Nancy O'Dell was tripping over their Manolos to get a post-rehab interview with Svetlana. But she was more impossible to land than Chanel's Black Tulip nail polish, thanks to Merri-Lee, who'd bought the rights to the Slootskyia story the second Svetlana's Wilson KFactor collided with Ali Chipley's incisors.
”Ha! I'll show her,” her,” Merri-Lee blurted, scribbling something on her yellow legal pad. Merri-Lee blurted, scribbling something on her yellow legal pad.
”Who?” Dylan licked the silver dessert spoon and dropped it in the fat-free chocolate soup that was starting to congeal at the bottom of her crystal bowl. Dylan licked the silver dessert spoon and dropped it in the fat-free chocolate soup that was starting to congeal at the bottom of her crystal bowl.
”Barbara Walters. She's not the only one willing to go there there.”
It was the interview of the season, and Merri-Lee was determined to deliver high drama. But to Dylan, Svetlana represented a first-cla.s.s ticket to a five-star fat camp, an opportunity to drop the four pounds she'd gained trying to show Kemp Hurley and Chris Plovert she wasn't some prissy girly girl who fussed over calories.
Even though she was.
After a short snooze and a steaming, lavender-scented face towel, Dylan threw the blanket off her palm frond green puff-sleeved Juicy hoodie and, out of pure boredom, reached for a stack of Merri-Lee's research materials. She scanned the headlines next to various photographs of Svetlana petting her thick side-braid: BLOND BOMBSh.e.l.l EXPLODES . . . BALL GIRL'S TEETH SOLD ON EBAY . . . NIKE SWOOSHES TO SVETLANA'S RESCUE WITH AN ENDORs.e.m.e.nT DEAL . . . BLOND BOMBSh.e.l.l EXPLODES . . . BALL GIRL'S TEETH SOLD ON EBAY . . . NIKE SWOOSHES TO SVETLANA'S RESCUE WITH AN ENDORs.e.m.e.nT DEAL . . .
Dylan flipped through dozens of pictures, then sighed hopelessly. Every one showed Svetlana in some bland white dress and athletic sneakers. Suhhh-noooozer!
”Mom, do you think there will be anyone my age at the spa who's not not into tennis?” into tennis?”
”Ca.s.s!” Merri-Lee called back to her a.s.sistant, ignoring her daughter. ”Are we confirmed on Svetlana's must-haves?”
Ca.s.sidy unbuckled her gold DG-stamped seat belt and appeared between Merri-Lee and Dylan on the brocade-carpeted aisle, her auburn curls pinch-clamped to the back of her head by a clear Scunci jaw clip.
”Spirulina detox smoothies, all the current tabloids with photos of Paris Hilton removed, thirty packs of chocolate mint Altoids, Tocca candles in lemon verbena, unscented baby wipes instead of toilet paper, and a gray kitty cat with haunting blue eyes.” She tapped her pad with the tip of her pencil. ”We're all set.”
”Fan-tastic.”
Ca.s.sidy turned on her ivory espadrille and wobbled back to her seat.
Suddenly, the plane dipped. It quickly recovered, but the sinking feeling in Dylan's stomach remained. Was she doomed to spend her spa vacation watching her mother kiss some blond Russian's ultra-toned b.u.t.t? Gawd! Just because she she wasn't famous or blond or toned or violent didn't mean she deserved to be ignored-did it? wasn't famous or blond or toned or violent didn't mean she deserved to be ignored-did it?
”Aloha. We will now begin our initial descent into Honolulu,” the pilot announced. ”They had quite a thunderstorm last night, so everything will be beautiful and fresh for your arrival.” His smooth voice sent an anxious ripple through Dylan's undefined abs.
Fres.h.!.+
It was time to make a fresh start.
No more comparing herself to Svetlana, or anyone anyone. The next three weeks would be all about Dylan Dylan learning to love Dylan. No more super-skinny Westchester girls to compete with. No more alphas to obey. No more pretending to be someone she wasn't. No more crus.h.i.+ng on boys who didn't crush back. learning to love Dylan. No more super-skinny Westchester girls to compete with. No more alphas to obey. No more pretending to be someone she wasn't. No more crus.h.i.+ng on boys who didn't crush back.
Her days of feeling inadequate were over!
And if anyone wanted to witness a real temper tantrum, all she had to do was stand in her way.
KAPALUA SPA AND TENNIS CLUB.
SPA BOUTIQUE AND DRESSING ROOM.
Monday, June 29 12 P.M.
After dumping their LV luggage, slipping into matching floral-print sarongs, and nibbling on papaya slices from their complimentary exotic fruit basket, Dylan and Merri-Lee click-clacked click-clacked down the palm-lined path to the resort's boutique. It was a Marvil tradition-no matter what city they were in, no matter how jet-lagged they were, they always made an effort to ”go native.” down the palm-lined path to the resort's boutique. It was a Marvil tradition-no matter what city they were in, no matter how jet-lagged they were, they always made an effort to ”go native.”
The Kapalua shops were located in an open-air teak building overlooking a much-photographed black sand beach. As if infused with skin-softening emollients, a gardenia-scented breeze kissed their dry airplane arms. Ahhhhhhh Ahhhhhhh . . . It made the private jet's cashmere blankets feel like loofahs in comparison. . . . It made the private jet's cashmere blankets feel like loofahs in comparison.
Pre-shopping tingles ran down Dylan's pale spine as she stepped into the boutique's air-conditioned entryway.
”No!” she burped, stopping dead in her scarlet Louboutin slides and dropping her mom's birdlike arm. Light spilling from an elegant row of recessed fixtures glinted off the cream-and-silver fleur-de-lis wallpaper. Short, white, pleated tennis skirts hung next to white, sweat-absorbent polos. Against the far wall, Nikes, Adidas, New Balances, and Pumas were given the Jimmy Choo treatment. It was as though a group of LBRs were sitting at the Pretty Committee's lunch table.
Where were Calvin and Chloe?
”This is supposed to be a high-end boutique, nawt a Lady Foot Locker,” Dylan whisper-hissed to her mother.
Merri-Lee hitched her straw Gucci hobo higher on her shoulder. ”When in Rome, Dylan. This is all state-of-the-art athletic wear.” She gave her daughter a let's-make-the-most-of-it pat on the backside, then nudged her farther into the store. ”Keep in mind,” Merri-Lee said as she lifted a green raw-silk headband off a plastic display head and slipped it over her ponytail, ”tennis skirts sit low on the waist and can be very flattering. And the ones with the built-in undies are just plain c-u-t-e. Meet at the dressing rooms in five?”
Dylan checked her silver Kenneth J. Lane watch. ”Done.”
She trudged over to the only rack that looked remotely acceptable. Just as she reached for a terry cloth cover-up with slight potential, Svetlana appeared on the plasma TV behind the register. On-screen, she gave her signature graphite tennis racket a quick peck and then lovingly stroked its strings as if they doubled as a harp.
”I love my Wilson. And you'll love watching me use it to serve up my A-game at this year's Aloha Open. See you there!” TV Svetlana winked, then tossed her blond braided hair-snake over her tanned shoulder-in slo-mo, of course.
Dylan giggled-smirked. Svetlana was obviously trying to work her way back into America's good graces. And it reeked of fake-like Ma.s.sie's famous IT act, or Innocent Teacher act, where she loaded on the sweetness to avoid detention.
Just then, a perky Hawaiian salesgirl in tennis whites approached with I-work-on-commission enthusiasm. ”Hi! I'm As.h.!.+ Can I take that for you?” She grabbed the terry cloth cover-up and flipped her dark, glossy hair over her shoulder.
”What's with the whiteout?” Dylan gestured 360 degrees to the Wonder Breadcolored clothes.