Part 6 (1/2)
He looked at me and replied, ”I can't tell you how f.u.c.king pleased I am to be of service.”
”Incidentally, we were never here.”
”You know what?” he replied. ”I wish that were true.”
In the parking lot, Tran and I decided that as she had arrived in her own car and I in a government sedan, we would depart together in mine. The subtext here: Neither of us trusted the other alone with the briefcase. Also my car, a big blue Crown Victoria, used taxpayers' gas. This is called interagency cooperation.
As soon as we were seated and buckled in, she said, ”Don't take this the wrong way . . . but your place or mine?”
”I'm driving. Mine.”
”I knew you had an ulterior motive.”
”What did you expect? I'm CIA.”
I put the car in gear, backed out of the parking s.p.a.ce, and headed east in the general direction of Crystal City, specifically toward the large brick warehouse where my office is located.
I should mention that the Office of Special Projects is located not, as you might expect, at the sprawling headquarters at Langley but in the aforementioned warehouse. The warehouse is a front, or in the lingo of the trade, an offsite, with a sign out front that reads ”Ferguson Home Security Electronics.” A double entendre is supposed to be located in there somewhere. Don't ask.
I was still new to all this, but as I understand it, OSP handles important projects for the Director that are highly sensitive and confidential in nature. And CIA people are, by training and instinct, nosy, cunning, and intrusive--at least the better ones are. So the purported intent of this geographic separation is to reduce the chances of leaks, thefts, or compet.i.tive sabotage. I guess it's no secret that the CIA distrusts other governments or even its own government. But it is somewhat surprising how little it trusts even itself.
After a moment of companionable silence, Bian said, ”I have a confession.”
”If this concerns your steamy s.e.x life, keep it to yourself, Major.”
She looked at me. ”Is this going to be a long day?”
”You'll earn your paycheck.”
”Well . . . okay, here goes. About Cliff Daniels . . . I may have-- actually I wasn't wasn't entirely forthcoming.” entirely forthcoming.”
When I failed to reply to this bold revelation, she said, ”I was sent because Daniels was the controller for a man named Charabi. Are you familiar with that name?”
”Sure. Simon Charabi. Delivers my laundry.”
She was obviously getting to know me and said, ”I'll a.s.sume that means yes.” She paused, then said, ”Because of Daniels's relations.h.i.+p with Charabi, a House investigating subcommittee ordered him to testify. He was scheduled to appear next week.”
”I don't think he's going to make it.”
”Probably not. Anyway, his death is going to require an explanation to the panel members.”
”Why are you telling me this now?”
”As long as we're working together, I . . .” She paused for a moment and reconsidered her words. ”Cooperation is a sharing experience.” She touched my arm and said, ”I expect you to reciprocate. We're partners, right?”
She stuck out a hand. We shook.
She was a good liar, but not that good. What she really meant to say was that she thought Phyllis might have already let me in on this secret, or soon would. But rather than harm our plastic mood of amity, I asked, ”Where'd you get that combat patch?”
”Iraq. During the invasion, and a year afterward.”
”You should fire your travel agent.”
She smiled and said, ”We have the same travel agent.” She added, ”I was the operations officer of an MP battalion during the invasion. Afterward, during the first year of the occupation phase, I was with the corps intelligence staff. My alternate specialty is military intelligence and I'm a fluent Arabic speaker. A lot of my time was spent interrogating prisoners, or performing liaison with local Iraqi police in our sector.”
”I'll bet the Iraqis got a kick out of that.”
”Out of what?”
”An attractive Asian-American woman speaking their lingo. Was it a problem?”
She shrugged. ”It was awkward. Not the language part, the female part. They have fairly medieval views toward women. It's not a fundamentalist society, but in Arab countries the notion of male supremacy is more cultural than religious.”
”No kidding? Hey, I might even like it there.”
She wisely ignored my chauvinism and added, ”You have to learn the tricks.”
”Like what?”
”Show them your gun and speak with blunt authority. If they're still leering, knee them in the nuts.” She added, ”They grew accustomed to that under Saddam. It helps them get over it.”
”Does it? I don't recall that technique from the textbook.”
”I'm speaking metaphorically. But Iraq is is different. The textbook doesn't work there. You have to make certain . . . adjustments.” different. The textbook doesn't work there. You have to make certain . . . adjustments.”
”Every war is different.”
”I'm talking about something else. One minute the people are smiling and waving at you, and then . . . the moment you're out of sight, those same people are planting artillery sh.e.l.ls and bombs in the road to blow you to pieces.”
”Maybe you misinterpreted their waves. Maybe they meant 'au revoir, a.s.shole.' ”
”That's not funny.”
”That wasn't meant to be funny.”
She took a deep breath, and then we made eye contact and she said, ”One day, I watched a car pull up to a checkpoint. A woman in a black veil was driving and yelling out the window for help. A little kid was in the pa.s.senger seat, for G.o.dsakes. Two of my MPs let down their guard, they approached her and-- It was really awful. Body parts flew all over the place.” She held my eyes for a moment, then added, ”They don't play by any any rules--that leaves you no choice. What kind of people blow up their own children? You have to throw away the rule books over there.” rules--that leaves you no choice. What kind of people blow up their own children? You have to throw away the rule books over there.”
”Do you?”
”Oh . . . I forgot. You're a lawyer.”
”Meaning what?”
”You know what it means.”
”I really don't. Explain it.”