Part 10 (2/2)

So he got an old paper, and whilst he was running down the columns, the rest of the members were arranging when they could have th' furst feed at th' heead o' th' Booard.

”Nah,” he said, ”awve fun it.”

”An' ther's a K in it ov coa.r.s.e,” sed Michael.

”As it happens tha'rt wrang for once,” said Simon, ”for ther isn't.”

”Then ther owt to be, that's all, but aw dooant put ony faith i'

newspapers, for when aw wor wed, they put in my name Michael withaat a K.”

”Well, that wor reight enough, ther isnt a K i' Michael.”

”Oh, isnt ther?--varry gooid,--aw know 'at my dowter spells it wi' a K an' shoo's a pupil taicher, soa shoo owt to know,” said Michael.

”Thy dowter be blowed! tha wants to ram thy dowter daan ivery body's throit.”

”Do aw?--Awd be looath to ram her daan thy throit anyway, tho it wodnt be sich a varry hard job, for thi maath's ommost big enuff.”

”If its ony bigger accordingly nor thy nooas awl be smoored; but tha con tak th' Schooil Board an thi dowter too for what aw care, an' mich gooid may shoo do thi, for awl niver be under a cheerman at spells Michael wi'

a K.

”Nah chaps,” said d.i.c.k Dardust, ”dont yo fratch.”

”Simon does reight to fratch,” said another, ”Michael has noa business allus to be draggin in his dowter if shoo is a schooil mistress. My wife's sister-i'-law had a hont 'at wor a schooil mistress, an' aw dooant keep reapin it up.”

As each of them had had their pints replenished a number of times during the discussion, the old saying that ”when drink's in wit is out,” began to be ill.u.s.trated; and there was such an uproar in the place that the landlord was compelled to send for some policemen to a.s.sist him in turning them out, and when they had gone he muttered to himself, as he picked up the broken pints, ”Schooil Booards! its time they'd summat.

What do they want wi' Schooil Booards? Aw niver went to th' schooil an'

luk at me! why aw could sup a 18 gallon to mi own cheek an net mak soa mich bother.”

Whilst all this had been going on, a few of the quiet and una.s.suming people of the village had met at the school room for the purpose of considering the same subject. The clergyman was in the chair, and as might be expected, the business was carried on in a very different manner, and they decided to hold a public meeting, and give all an opportunity to express their opinions. Judge the dismay of the pot house Solomons, when they saw the village placarded with announcements on which the words ”School Board,” were in very large letters. They at once set about raising some opposition, for they felt themselves aggrieved.

Michael and Simon o'th' Lee happened to meet as they were going to work.

”Nah Simon, tha sees what a mess thy stupid wark's getten us into. If tha hadn't sed ther wornt a K i' technical it ud niver ha' come to this.”

”If tha hadn't sed 'at ther wor a K i' Michael it would niver ha happened, an' ther isnt a K i' technical.”

”Well, happen net, but ther is a K i' Michael, becoss my dowter says--”

”Thy dowter's a fooil! shoo taks after her faither!” said Simon, as he walked away.

”Ha ha, ha! Well shoo hasnt lived to thy age withaat leearnin to know at ther's a K i' Michael,” he shouted after him.

But the public meeting was held, and there was some very strong opposition, and Michael made a very long speech against School Boards, for he said that ”his dowter wor a pupil taicher, an' shoo sed 'at Schooil Booards wor n.o.bbut necessary i' them places whear they required 'em, an' he should propooas 'at this meetin wor ov opinion 'at this question should stand ovver until his dowter wor old enuff to have a schooil ov her own, an' if shoo couldn't eddicate fowk up to th' mark, it wod be time enuff to have a Schooil Booard then.”

”Gooid lad, Michael!” said one.

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