Chapter 136 - Great Shang’s Fury Buddha, Unrivaled in the World. (1/2)
Zhou Xuanji and the other nine cultivators met up. When they saw Zhou Xuanji coming, riding on a giant bull, they all opened their eyes wide.
The Phoenix Sword Emperor was that guy just now?
They were all anxious all of a sudden.
Xu Xianxuan ordered the two maidservants to give out the mission rewards.
Zhou Xuanji received a storage ring, which had 10,000 Level Four spirit stones, 10,000 Spirit Gathering Pills, and an Earth Grade spell scroll.
“Next, we will head to Chaoge Royal City. If you are heading in the same direction, we can move together.”
Xu Xianxuan spoke, and six people chose to leave immediately.
Zhou Xuanji was too intimidating for them. Moreover, with Chongming Demon Monarch around, they felt it was too dangerous to stay.
After that, the bluebirds pulled the carriage and flew, while Chongming Demon Monarch walked into the air. The other three cultivators were looking at Zhou Xuanji with envy.
It must be admitted that Chongming Demon Monarch was really awesome and mighty. He was not inferior to the bluebirds at all.
Zhou Xuanji said casually, “I have a snake and two birds. The snake is very despicable. Teach him a good lesson for me when the time comes.”
“No problem,” Chongming Demon Monarch said in a muffled voice.
“You seemed to be unhappy?”
“I don’t dare…”
“Tell me a joke, or else I will flay a layer of skin from you.”
“Ah… a joke?”
Chongming Demon Monarch fell into despair. You are going to torture me so soon?
* Where is your demeanor as a powerful cultivator?*
The other three cultivators looked at each other in dismay. They could not believe that this was a Seventh Rank demon.
It was really miserable.
Finally, Chongming Demon Monarch told a joke stutteringly.
“I don’t really know jokes… Let me say something I think is funny…”
“100 years ago, I encountered a cultivator. He said he wanted beef, and then I was eaten… Hahaha!”
“Hahahaha—”
Chongming Demon Monarch burst out laughing at his own joke. He laughed so hard that his body trembled, which painfully squeezed against Zhou Xuanji’s testicles.
Everyone turned to look. Even Xu Xianxuan drew open the veil in the carriage to see why the bull demon was laughing so happily.
Zhou Xuanji was speechless. How is this funny?
The others found it baffling too.
Chongming Demon Monarch was laughing non-stop as though his laughing acupoint had been activated.
Zhou Xuanji became angry. He slapped the bull demon’s head, which made him a little concussed.
His laughter stopped immediately.
“Is it not funny?” It asked sadly.
“Every time I think about this, I will laugh for an hour. 100 years later, I still find it funny.”
Zhou Xuanji rolled his eyes. What a nut!
Seeing this, the others burst out laughing.
They did not expect a Seventh Rank demon to be this dumb. It was really eye-opening.
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Half a month later, Zhou Xuanji finally reached the legendary Chaoge Royal City.
Chaoge Royal City looked majestic and extensively developed. Its city gate was 60 meters high, which looked like the firmament in the sky, and was surrounded by mountains. The outline of the city’s buildings was also undulating, which was a sign that the city was built on mountainous terrain.
The royal city had numerous guards circling the air on their black eagles.
Upon reaching Chaoge Royal City’s gate, Xu Xianxuan dismissed the party. To enter the city required registration of their identity. She did not want to mix up with the others.
Zhou Xuanji rode on Chongming Demon Monarch and strolled up to the city gate. Along the way, he had attracted much attention.
Chongming Demon Monarch felt so ashamed that he wanted to die. He could only pretend to be an ordinary green bull, lest he lose all his dignity.