Part 11 (1/2)

”What's she going to say?” demanded Bep.

”How should I know?” asked Fom, airily; and then, hurrying on, while she made Mrs. Clair bow low before the ready-made physician, ”I am Mrs.

Clair, doctor, the rich Mrs. Guy St. Gerald Clair who has all the money--”

”It's no such thing! It's no such thing!” shrieked Bep.

”Well, Miss Florence Madigan!” exclaimed Mrs. Clair by proxy, ”if your sister Bessie ain't the rudest!”

”I'll smash her if she says that again!” came in a bellow from Bep.

”You touch my doll!” Daringly Fom placed Mrs. Clair within tempting distance of Bep's hand.

”Well--just you let her say it again!”

”I don't need to. She's told me, so now I know it.”

”You may go down-stairs again, doctor. It's a mistake,” said Bep, addressing the medical man. (The twins always tried to keep up appearances before their dolls.) ”Mr. Clair--the awfully rich Mr. Guy St. Gerald Clair--is not sick at all. But you can send your bill to him anyway, he won't care. It must have been some poor relation of Mrs.

Clair's--she didn't have a dress to her name before she married, you know.”

”Oh--oh! Bessie Madigan!”

”Well, she didn't,” said Bep, stoutly.

”I'll bet you--I'll bet you a shut-up. There!” Cautious Fom rarely hazarded so great a stake; but she felt that the occasion demanded something adequate.

”All right; I'll leave it to Sissy.” It was from Sissy that Bep had inherited Mr. Clair. She would know.

Laying down stiff all-china Anita Clair, whose shoes she was painting red to match her sash, Bep followed her twin into the house.

But the omnivorous Sissy was reading ”The Boys of England”--a thing Sissy loved to do; for it was a magazine not permitted to enter Mrs.

Pemberton's immaculate house, a recommendation in itself, and, besides, Split, to whom Jack Cody had loaned it, was doubtless looking all over for it at this very moment. Lying luxuriously flat upon the floor and eating chocolate, Sissy had just got to that part where Jack Harkaway ”with one flash of Abu Hadji's ruby-incrusted simitar decapitated the unfortunate Arab, and d.i.c.k Lightheart, seizing the bewitching Haidee, had mounted his horse”--when the belligerent twins found her.

”Now, let me say it,” began Fom.

”No; you won't ask it fair.... Sissy, tell me, wasn't Mr.--”

”Tra--la--la--la!” sang Fom, shrilly, drowning Bep's voice.

”Say!” Sissy looked up. Her cheeks were flaming with excitement, for any bit of print, however crude, had the power to move her as reality could not. At eleven she s.h.i.+vered and glowed over pseudo-sentiment, while a tragedy in the mine--whose tall chimneys she could see from her window--was as intangibly distant and irrelevant as weekly statistics of the superintendent's mining reports.

Her juniors harkened respectfully; but neither would permit the other to ask the question, for fear of its revealing the nature of the answer hoped for. So they withdrew for a period, returning with the following query, which Bep allowed Fom to put, so sure was she of the response:

”Did or did not Mrs. Clair ever have a dress before she married Mr.

Clair?”

To this the oracle gave answer:

She did not, for how could she, she being Mr. Clair's second wife; his first, an accomplished lady, but all-solid china, having fallen from the top story of the apartment-house and smashed herself into bits, and the widower having himself accompanied Sissy and Split to the shop to select her successor, whose first gown was, of course, a heavy mourning robe.